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Nov 7, 2023 23:17
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Yeah, letting my car robotaxi during the night whilst I slumber seems like a major liability issue but I’m just a regular Joe who thinks about normal common sense things and not a genius like Elon Musk who doesn’t need to worry about such trivialities.
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Nov 7, 2023 23:20
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I wonder what Grok would say if asked, "Why is Elon Musk single?" Then @ him and redo the query a week later after he had his peons make him look cool. bsky-social-z6z4i-nnzgx bsky-social-m54kt-ahl22 bsky-social-nu6z3-jtuou bsky-social-32ihh-dbpcf bsky-social-f2yix-363rd
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Nov 7, 2023 23:31
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1721908936863871243?t=Y0c30qxAN4D2li-3kwzyGg&s=19 Imagine that 'Tesla vision' with cars popping in and out of existence forever but in your brain
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Nov 7, 2023 23:51
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moist turtleneck posted:I'm still surprised they weren't able to sue Elon for this more, he said it a million times but I guess it had enough weasel words to make it technically okay  
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Nov 7, 2023 23:54
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I’m glad that blue check gets to have his first 100 comments poo poo up by other blue checks fawning over Elon’s fake cures.
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Nov 7, 2023 23:55
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goddamn magic beans tricked me again
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Nov 8, 2023 00:01
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Nenonen posted:I'm trying to follow the instructions but I can't figure out at what point is the horse used? 
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Nov 8, 2023 01:00
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he's done it again. an incredible thinker
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Nov 8, 2023 01:24
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Tesla refuses to follow the car mechanic's agreement in Sweden, Swedish car mechanics refuse to service Teslas. In solidarity Swedish dockworkers refuse to unload Teslas at 4 ports, and promise to expand that to all ports on the 17th. Also on the 17th the Building Maintenance Workers Union will stop cleaning Tesla buildings, do electrical work, etc.
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Nov 8, 2023 01:26
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PotatoJudge posted:Tesla refuses to follow the car mechanic's agreement in Sweden, Swedish car mechanics refuse to service Teslas. have they considered following the mechanics’s agreement
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Nov 8, 2023 01:30
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Der Meister posted:have they considered following the mechanics’s agreement looking into it
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Nov 8, 2023 01:32
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moist turtleneck posted:I'm still surprised they weren't able to sue Elon for this more, he said it a million times but I guess it had enough weasel words to make it technically okay It's absolutely fraud but rich people are immune from crimes. In fairness, you had to be a huge moron to fall for that.
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Nov 8, 2023 01:39
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i very much trust the company telling me the product for sale is going to be worth much more in the future, actually
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Nov 8, 2023 02:20
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The RoboTaxi thing isn’t even the best feature. Did you know that Teslas cure depression? You’ll find you’re incapable of being depressed if you die in a lithium fire.
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Nov 8, 2023 02:28
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Baby Grok just stole Linda Y from Elon Musk. On his visit to LSU, Baby Grok rizzed up Linda Y and they started dating. They're so in love, Baby Grok got Linda's name tattooed on his arm. Is Baby Grok the new Elon Musk? Or is Linda just using him for #sports?
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Nov 8, 2023 03:11
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it’s truly hilarious he charged people so much fuckin money for cars and then they’re worth less than half a year later. lmfao
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Nov 8, 2023 03:15
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the price of progress
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Nov 8, 2023 03:18
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I wonder how many teslas are abandoned in airport parking lots per year
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Nov 8, 2023 03:21
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PotatoJudge posted:Tesla refuses to follow the car mechanic's agreement in Sweden, Swedish car mechanics refuse to service Teslas. in retaliation musk will program grok to reply to all queries containing the word 'swedish' with 'Bork, bork, bork!'
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Nov 8, 2023 03:24
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UFOTacoMan posted:lmao thinking about your car coming home after a night of robo taxi jobs and expecting things to be "ok" in the morning just in time to go to work. so efficient, no time wasted. you get to spend your entire life trying to maximize every moment, never relaxing
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Nov 8, 2023 03:59
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Drunkboxer posted:this guy sucks don’t worry the OP isn’t insulted at all by this. in fact they’re excited by the prospect they will eventually be able to pay musk to turn their child into a Super Human https://twitter.com/MarcusHouse/status/1722027552196452520
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Nov 8, 2023 04:26
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No matter how often I see people going out of their way to believe obvious conmen, it still shocks me whenever I see it happen in real time.
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Nov 8, 2023 04:38
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do not trust this man he will kill you
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Nov 8, 2023 04:42
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Juul-Whip posted:don’t worry the OP isn’t insulted at all by this. in fact they’re excited by the prospect they will eventually be able to pay musk to turn their child into a Super Human "thank u for potentially giving my blind child hawk vision in the future mr musk"
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Nov 8, 2023 04:46
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they saw the plot line in The Boys where the evil company gets people to turn their kids into supes for commercial exploitation [with an explicitly high risk of failure and permanent disability] and they were like “hell yeah sign us up for that!!”
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Nov 8, 2023 04:57
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1721908936863871243?t=Y0c30qxAN4D2li-3kwzyGg&s=19 hey I haven't checked the Musk thread in a while and oh
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Nov 8, 2023 05:33
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Juul-Whip posted:don’t worry the OP isn’t insulted at all by this. in fact they’re excited by the prospect they will eventually be able to pay musk to turn their child into a Super Human my rich online friend has many toys
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Nov 8, 2023 05:59
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eyesight so advanced i can see musk thank you elon
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Nov 8, 2023 06:07
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Been thinking about Elon
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Nov 8, 2023 06:13
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https://twitter.com/JUNlPERBOT/status/1722030925893005600 The Libsoftiktok lady is the worst, and Junlper and her bot are blameless. e: nevermind it's a fake Chaya account. Still funny. Majorian has issued a correction as of 06:45 on Nov 8, 2023 |
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Nov 8, 2023 06:40
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A cars value is based on its utility not the cost of goods and manufacturing - very successful business man Vibes based pricing How come the doge douche hasn’t signed up to be a neuralink guinea pig? Or any of his other sycophantic true believers
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Nov 8, 2023 06:51
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Lmao that's a lot of fake accounts https://twitter.com/Dangerkenny/status/1722031366575919209?t=wJgV9ZtPstmacOn1vz6J9g&s=19
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Nov 8, 2023 06:59
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Lmao that's a lot of fake accounts https://twitter.com/Dangerkenny/status/1722031366575919209?t=wJgV9ZtPstmacOn1vz6J9g&s=19 Right? I haven't checked any but I'm guessing none of them are particularly funny. e: and I didn't even make any of them! Majorian has issued a correction as of 07:28 on Nov 8, 2023 |
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Nov 8, 2023 07:08
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Elon proves you can fool some of the people all the time
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Nov 8, 2023 07:46
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Glumwheels posted:A cars value is based on its utility not the cost of goods and manufacturing - very successful business man Yes that's capitalism, the mode of production that governs our society. If you can make a Corolla for one dollar you can still sell it for the current sale price. Conversely if it costs you a million dollars to make it you will not be able to sell it for too much more than currently.
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Nov 8, 2023 12:50
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https://twitter.com/A_Luckmann/status/1722115201154380196 Weird and unusual that some random dipshit's tweet with 11 likes made its way to my For You tab ----------- FAQ for this post Q: Why are you looking at For You lmao A: Shut up
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Nov 8, 2023 13:04
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Got to respect how he announces he will soon cure blindness with a visual chip as a side hustle while focusing his main energy on Grok.
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Nov 8, 2023 13:26
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snoremac posted:Got to respect how he announces he will soon cure blindness with a visual chip as a side hustle while focusing his main energy on Grok. grok is going to be smart enough to help him build the monkey brain chip, the mars rocket, and FSD. Elon ftw, $X to the moon!
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Nov 8, 2023 13:43
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big boi posted:https://twitter.com/A_Luckmann/status/1722115201154380196 thank you mister musk for bringing the experience of driving a class C vehicle to the common man
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Nov 8, 2023 14:02
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