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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

cruft posted:

But then the idiots really could drive a short squeeze on the people counting on them to make bad mistakes. Making them actually sort of correct?

:aaaaa:

It's unlikely. It took huge institutional bets to make this happen for Gamestop, and now they've basically convinced themselves that the historic levels of short interest that GME had somehow aren't actually a necessary ingredient to create the MOASS.

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Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

the holy poopacy posted:

It's unlikely. It took huge institutional bets to make this happen for Gamestop, and now they've basically convinced themselves that the historic levels of short interest that GME had somehow aren't actually a necessary ingredient to create the MOASS.

Even dumber: THey've convinced themselves that there IS massive short interest in these stocks that HAS to be closed; it's just invisible because reason

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Markets are or about to close today right? So another prophecy failed or are they still, 'We've got to Midnight!'

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

the holy poopacy posted:

It's unlikely. It took huge institutional bets to make this happen for Gamestop, and now they've basically convinced themselves that the historic levels of short interest that GME had somehow aren't actually a necessary ingredient to create the MOASS.

That's a good point. It would take a lot of idiots. :thunk:

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Deptfordx posted:

Markets are or about to close today right? So another prophecy failed or are they still, 'We've got to Midnight!'

They’re currently trying to decide between sometime in November and not even considering dates and just waiting for it to happen. Someone was able to buy bonds and now the sub is 100% convinced that they’re mooning.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
Today the shill news would have you believe that Ryan Cohen passed away in his sleep at the age of 98, but we apes know the real story, all the pieces are in position, now he has to get out of their view to make the final move. Diamond hands! MOASS SOON!!

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Who is the ThePPshow guy anyway?

I've been assuming he's some rando who cottoned onto a way of gaining narcissitic clout and maybe grifting some donations from a bunch of suckers? He may also be a true believer, but it's always mainly the former with these guys.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
Man, these messages are just brutal.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Boxturret posted:

Today the shill news would have you believe that Ryan Cohen passed away in his sleep at the age of 98, but we apes know the real story, all the pieces are in position, now he has to get out of their view to make the final move. Diamond hands! MOASS SOON!!

He’s not dead, he’s entered occultation.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
A lot of people don't understand the maxim 'If it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid and you're lucky.'

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
Pulte did a meetup with PP Apes.



https://old.reddit.com/r/gme_meltdown/comments/17q8qsv/lmfao/

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
A typical buddy cop movie duo.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Christ, there must be a million dollars of capital losses in that picture.

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
The Hedgies: Yes.... ha ha ha.... YES!!

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Why would you think people are out to kill you for making bad bets with your own money?

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Collateral Damage posted:

Why would you think people are out to kill you for making bad bets with your own money?

Because they see people going "no this is a scam" as people that are jealous and secretly think they are awesome and are willing to stab them to steal their money jaypegs

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

Collateral Damage posted:

Why would you think people are out to kill you for making bad bets with your own money?

They're bringing down the entire global financial system, remember?

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
When The Hedgies are finally forced to close their infinite tesseract short positions, society will be thrust into a new order where just one BBBY share is worth $The World Economy. We'll be groveling for scraps of irradiated bread while they live as kings or something.

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?




LASER BEAM DREAM fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Nov 8, 2023

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.
We need this to be true kind of sums up the whole thing.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
I admit, I haven't been keeping up with the drama- who's this Bill Pulte fellow?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

CommissarMega posted:

I admit, I haven't been keeping up with the drama- who's this Bill Pulte fellow?

He's a trust fund millionaire from a wealthy family that owns one of the largest home building companies in the country, Pulte Homes - that has very explicitly cut ties with Bill Pulte. He seems to be trying to gain influence with the meme stock community so that they will invest in Pulte Homes. The assumption is that he hopes to leverage apes as a way to get back in control of PH in some form.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

He's a trust fund millionaire from a wealthy family that owns one of the largest home building companies in the country, Pulte Homes - that has very explicitly cut ties with Bill Pulte. He seems to be trying to gain influence with the meme stock community so that they will invest in Pulte Homes. The assumption is that he hopes to leverage apes as a way to get back in control of PH in some form.

This is going to turn out swimmingly :allears: Thanks for the info!

Rhandhali
Sep 7, 2003

This is Free Trader Beowulf, calling anyone...
Grimey Drawer
I always assumed anyone doing "technical analysis" of a stock is just reading entrails unless proven otherwise. But it's funny to see augury used on a dead stock.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Rhandhali posted:

I always assumed anyone doing "technical analysis" of a stock is just reading entrails unless proven otherwise. But it's funny to see augury used on a dead stock.



I love submarine sonar charts with a touch of mailroom Charlie Day

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

If you say "Technical analysis" three times in a mirror, ghostty springs out and shows you a graph with lines on it.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Rhandhali posted:

I always assumed anyone doing "technical analysis" of a stock is just reading entrails unless proven otherwise. But it's funny to see augury used on a dead stock.



You can’t fool me, that is a diagram from the DSM-V showing what schizophrenia looks like

naem
May 29, 2011

that chart accurately indicates quite a lot of bull

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

Rhandhali posted:

I always assumed anyone doing "technical analysis" of a stock is just reading entrails unless proven otherwise. But it's funny to see augury used on a dead stock.



Idiots: Past performance is not a reliable predictor of future results

Me, an intellectual:

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://x.com/kaismaalej/status/1722233812703387744?s=46

Wife Changing money they said.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
What is she doing with that guy?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I mean for as crazy as that dude is he has to have money. His actions don’t make a lot of sense considering how much of his time he spends being a BBBY gropie

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Something tells me that guy is not above hiring escorts to pretend to be lots of things.

Also, he's a driver????

https://twitter.com/kaismaalej/status/1700340848687300940

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

I read this as pulte knowing kais is out of his loving mind and just being like “seriously what are you doing with this guy”

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Ah. Right.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Something tells me that guy is not above hiring escorts to pretend to be lots of things.

Also, he's a driver????

https://twitter.com/kaismaalej/status/1700340848687300940

According to that video on him he’s an Uber driver but nothing else about his lifestyle makes any sense with that info

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
Hi I'll be your Uber driver tonight, just one quick thing, I've got to stop in this empty bed bath and beyond parking lot and use a megaphone to yell about the coming Ryan Cohenpocalypse, won't take more than a minute.

Koburn
Oct 8, 2004

FIND THE JUDGE CHILD OR YOUR CITY DIES
Grimey Drawer

Rhandhali posted:

I always assumed anyone doing "technical analysis" of a stock is just reading entrails unless proven otherwise. But it's funny to see augury used on a dead stock.



this guy is deranged and he seems to be the source for the most extreme crazy theories

for more see https://twitter.com/UCopy417

https://twitter.com/UCopy417/status/1679601509334503425

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Koburn posted:

this guy is deranged and he seems to be the source for the most extreme crazy theories

You know how you can tell this guy is deranged?

“Gematria”. Anything after that word is brought up other than “is bullshit” is a sign that the person is a full blown lunatic

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Koburn
Oct 8, 2004

FIND THE JUDGE CHILD OR YOUR CITY DIES
Grimey Drawer

and zero percent chance Kais and this lady have any non-transactional relationship. He had to start a gofundme to even attend lmao https://www.gofundme.com/f/bbbyq-is-going-to-the-moon

also this isn't his first gofund me, but the first is more depressing

quote:

Hi, this is Kais MAALEJ. I am raising funds for Adam’s College Tuition. Adam MAALEJ is my son and is starting college in two weeks from today. A payment of $9,043.00 must be paid before September 5th, 2023 or he won’t be able to attend. Adam is a great kid and all raised funds will be deposited towards his college education.

$9043 was not raised

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