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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
im assuming the fun Jason movies are the ones that get as campy as Krueger, so I should just watch the one where he goes to hell and then watch the one where he goes to space??

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WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



Punkin Spunkin posted:

im assuming the fun Jason movies are the ones that get as campy as Krueger, so I should just watch the one where he goes to hell and then watch the one where he goes to space??

Yes. I mean 5 is fun because it’s campy and shot like a porno (by a porn director) and 6 is legitimately going for fun and is maybe the best one. But you should absolutely take a trip with Jason to space.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



5 is the absolute nadir of fun.

3 is sort of “classic”, it’s honestly the only one that’s like the stereotype of a F13. 4 is a mild subversion of that, but still mostly playing fair.

(1-2 it’s not really going yet)


6 is high camp(haha) and starts Jason as a god of death. 7 continues but the problems start. Then it just turns to schlock.

Freddy vs Jason I’m not convinced they watched the series. No Jason is not afraid of water he lives in a loving lake.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

For those interested, Chucky's being added to Dead by Daylight. Shame it's not Brad Dourif doing the voice though.

As for F13, I'm a Part 5 defender, that movie is just so ugly and mean, I can't help but love it. 4 and 6 are definitely the best ones though.

Gyro Zeppeli fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Nov 8, 2023

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
F13 part 6 has goopy undead Jason. Builds on the mythology and has a great finale. 6 is definitely for me the best one.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

And one of the best cold opens in movie history.

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



Xiahou Dun posted:

5 is the absolute nadir of fun.

You big dildo, eat your loving slop!

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Gyro Zeppeli posted:

For those interested, Chucky's being added to Dead by Daylight. Shame it's not Brad Dourif doing the voice though.

This is awesome. IGN's reporting that Dourif's is doing the voice, so that should kick rear end.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
It'd be weird to add.Chucky but not get Dourif.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Hollismason posted:

It'd be weird to add.Chucky but not get Dourif.

Hey, didn't stop that weird remake!

Glad to hear that not only did they get Dourif, they're adding a Tiffany skin and got Jennifer Tilly in to voice her too.

Pretzel Rod Serling
Aug 6, 2008



5 had a great premise and setting and at least two very likable characters but otherwise didn’t quite deliver. would be an excellent choice for a remake imo

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

The best horror film of the 1970s is Legend Of Dinosaurs And Monster Birds.

That's an adventure film.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Pretzel Rod Serling posted:

5 had a great premise and setting and at least two very likable characters but otherwise didn’t quite deliver. would be an excellent choice for a remake imo

drat enchiladas!

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Jason Lives is definitely where you want to start if you just want that iconic campy undead hulk Jason that everyone knows. Up to that point they didn't really make a special point of shooting Jason in a certain way or playing up his mythical status, but with Jason Lives you start to get much more attention paid to making Jason look cool as hell.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Just watch them all, you coward!

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

TheBizzness posted:

Just watch them all, you coward!

Horror Thread: Just Watch Them All, You Coward!

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Basebf555 posted:

Jason Lives is definitely where you want to start if you just want that iconic campy undead hulk Jason that everyone knows. Up to that point they didn't really make a special point of shooting Jason in a certain way or playing up his mythical status, but with Jason Lives you start to get much more attention paid to making Jason look cool as hell.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

The best horror film of the 1970s is Legend Of Dinosaurs And Monster Birds.

Absolutely incredible music and ending

Majkol
Oct 17, 2016
Has anyone seen the Hulu series Monsterland? Any good?

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Majkol posted:

Has anyone seen the Hulu series Monsterland? Any good?

It has its ups and downs but it's pretty good overall. definitely read the book it's based off though, North American Lake Monsters, it's a top tier anthology.

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
It's a fantastic book but it is bleak as all gently caress. Some of the stories make you feel just hollowed out after

checkplease
Aug 17, 2006



Smellrose
Skinamarink: the gently caress was this? Some cool images but mostly walls or dark static.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Yeah bro

Majkol
Oct 17, 2016

Opopanax posted:

It has its ups and downs but it's pretty good overall. definitely read the book it's based off though, North American Lake Monsters, it's a top tier anthology.

I plan to, book recommendations from this thread havent failed me yet.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

checkplease posted:

Skinamarink: the gently caress was this? Some cool images but mostly walls or dark static.

You pretty much answered your own question.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

TheBizzness posted:

Just watch them all, you coward!
This is my instinct but gently caress there's so many of them. I'm not really into slashers. Elm Street connected with me because of the creativity and insanity, and just because that first one is a drat good film.
I do like being a horror completionist so I started the first Friday the 13th, but I was truly bored, it felt like a historical artifact. Influential but uninteresting. Not trying to insult it, but I already don't like a movie that's just "guy stabs people" without any real flair. I want something campy and loud and creative.

Maybe I'll start with 6 or something. I watched the first 20 min of the space one and it just felt like I was watching some bad Star Trek show.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

If you're gonna jump into F13 from a point that isn't the first one, at least do the Tommy Jarvis trilogy, 4-6.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Slashers for life

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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WHY BONER NOW posted:

It's a fantastic book but it is bleak as all gently caress. Some of the stories make you feel just hollowed out after

Yeah, I think I quit that one two stories in. 2bleak4me

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Thanks to everyone who gave me cool 70's recs! Enough of you came out of the woodwork I'm not gonna quote you all, but they're all saved in a google doc and I'm gonna work through them. When I inevitably come back to the thread and say "Wow, Movie X loving rips!", make sure you take credit for it.

Punkin Spunkin posted:

This is my instinct but gently caress there's so many of them. I'm not really into slashers. Elm Street connected with me because of the creativity and insanity, and just because that first one is a drat good film.
I do like being a horror completionist so I started the first Friday the 13th, but I was truly bored, it felt like a historical artifact. Influential but uninteresting. Not trying to insult it, but I already don't like a movie that's just "guy stabs people" without any real flair. I want something campy and loud and creative.

Maybe I'll start with 6 or something. I watched the first 20 min of the space one and it just felt like I was watching some bad Star Trek show.

I got you, fam.

Highlights Reel of F13 :

3 - It's the one actual straight one with all the bits and bobs.

4- Start of Tommy Jarvis and it's also legit decent

6- End of Tommy Jarvis (gently caress 5, you just need to know that Tommy grew up, they cover it fine)

Jason X/Freddy vs Jason - Pure fun schlock.

You can skip the others and you'll be fine.


Opopanax posted:

It has its ups and downs but it's pretty good overall. definitely read the book it's based off though, North American Lake Monsters, it's a top tier anthology.

Did they actually do most of the stories from NALM?!?!? Holy poo poo, I need to see this.

I loving love me some depressing, chicken-fried horror.

Where is my miniseries of The Fisherman. I was just at that reservoir the other week!

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

The final act of the original Friday the 13th is remarkably campy, it's not my favorite film in the series but it's maybe my favorite bit

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

CelticPredator posted:

Slashers for life
oh wow!! he stabbed another woman!! oh my god!!!!!! incredible!! what if the knife is bigger this time!!!


A True Jar Jar Fan posted:

The final act of the original Friday the 13th is remarkably campy, it's not my favorite film in the series but it's maybe my favorite bit
I should've mentioned that I already went into the original knowing about the ending through pop culture osmosis, which is a bummer. like, it would have been incredible to get to fresh.


Xiahou Dun posted:


Highlights Reel of F13 :

3 - It's the one actual straight one with all the bits and bobs.

4- Start of Tommy Jarvis and it's also legit decent

6- End of Tommy Jarvis (gently caress 5, you just need to know that Tommy grew up, they cover it fine)

Jason X/Freddy vs Jason - Pure fun schlock.

You can skip the others and you'll be fine.

much obliged. gonna try this, then finish Slash of the Titans and watch F v J

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

checkplease posted:

Skinamarink: the gently caress was this? Some cool images but mostly walls or dark static.

I loving loved this movie but I think a lot of that was from watching it in a pretty packed theater and having an incredible shared experience. People squirming in their seats, looking away from the screen, screaming at a few points, and then pure silence at the end of the movie as everyone carefully walked out.

As to what it is? A kid's nightmare, or a found footage movie created by a monster.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
watching Skinamarink in theaters, after the first ten minutes I was like "oh my god this is incredible I hope the whole film is like this" and my wish came true. almost fell asleep.

I think every screening should have encouraged naptimes, bring your own pillows and blankets, relive the experience of getting up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom when you were 7. it's very much a "sleepy quietude occasionally interrupted by sudden screeching noise BOOOO" movie, which can be fun but also predictable.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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as a kid i once dreamed i went into my living room and in the middle was THE alien queen. large and snarling and dripping with goop.


I befriended it and it became my pet.

so yeah skinamarink did not work for me lol

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Alien queen was always cool as poo poo rather than scary.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
after watching aliens on tv when I was 6 I dreamt that I had command over them

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I saw Skinamarink in an entirely empty theatre screen, just me sitting and stewing in that movie, so it was pretty drat effective.

Anyway, on the subject of slashers, just decided to rewatch NoES1 on a whim and I'm pleased to report that movie still loving whips.

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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Punkin Spunkin posted:

much obliged. gonna try this, then finish Slash of the Titans and watch F v J

Are you referring to FvJ as Slash of the Titans or is there a movie legit called that?

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