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Pikavangelist posted:two years ago on this day, Eddie Kingston dunked on CM Punk almost as hard as Satoshi Kojima's elbow dunked on CM Punk's nuts Goddamn Punk got hit in his little bitch balls
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Pikavangelist posted:two years ago on this day, Eddie Kingston dunked on CM Punk almost as hard as Satoshi Kojima's elbow dunked on CM Punk's nuts So did Eddie and Punk okay this with each other beforehand, or was this something that pissed CM off and contributed to his over-reaction vs Hangman later on?
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Nov 5, 2023 22:43
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I don't recalling him bitching about Eddie to the gossip sites but also Punk seemed to avoid picking fights with anyone who could/would legit kick his rear end so who knows.
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Nov 5, 2023 22:51
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eddie kingston didn't elbow drop CM punk in the nuts idk what it has to do with this thread
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Nov 5, 2023 22:52
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Look I want to have a place to post and read about people making fun of punk in general to feed my psychotic hatred for the man.
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kalensc posted:So did Eddie and Punk okay this with each other beforehand, or was this something that pissed CM off and contributed to his over-reaction vs Hangman later on? Think they okayed it with each other beforehand, but it contributed to his over-reaction to Hangman anyway because Hangman obviously didn't okay everything he said to Punk (I'm not saying he needed to or should have) and for him was just another example of the Elite gang not knowing how to work like everyone else did
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Nov 5, 2023 23:23
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Eddie also wasn't as threatening to his spot as top babyface as Hanger was
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Eddie would make a way better main eventer than Hangman Also, right in the dick lol. Still funny.
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Nov 6, 2023 00:04
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Hot take: Satoshi Kojima actually does have that kind of technology.
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I saw a HulkaMatt post on twitter yesterday when I woke up that reminded me of the time Kojima smashed Punk's nuts in and wanted to record that for posterity
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History Comes Inside! posted:
Quoting this
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Bonk posted:Hot take: Satoshi Kojima actually does have that kind of technology. Im wondering what kind of technology would have allowed it that he claims he didnt have. Like did he have eye technology that allowed a clear view of punks nuts to target? Booster jets that allowed him to minutely adjust his position in midair? Metal in his elbow to hit harder?
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Nov 6, 2023 19:01
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It would have to be like Robocop's super aim ability. So eye tech.
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Defenestrategy posted:Im wondering what kind of technology would have allowed it that he claims he didnt have. Like did he have eye technology that allowed a clear view of punks nuts to target? Booster jets that allowed him to minutely adjust his position in midair? Metal in his elbow to hit harder? Activate V.A.T.S. to show a 100% hit chance to elbow drop CM Punk's nuts.
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Nov 6, 2023 19:54
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*CRIPPLED*
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Open Marriage Night posted:My dog kicked me in the dick the other day and I've been wondering if it was an accident or if he has the technology. The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world that the technology did not exist.
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Nov 6, 2023 20:03
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Kojima doesn't have the technology, but the universe guided his elbow exactly where it was most needed (right in CM Punk's yambag).
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Shard posted:It would have to be like Robocop's super aim ability. So eye tech. 
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GOLDMINE!
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I was thinking more like Six Million Dollar Man. "We can elbow his nuts. We have the technology."
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Bonk posted:I was thinking more like Six Million Dollar Man. That's how Kojima knew he didn't have the technology, it didn't make the noise on the way down
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Nov 7, 2023 03:15
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i loving knew it
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Bonk posted:I was thinking more like Six Million Dollar Man. Maduo posted:That's how Kojima knew he didn't have the technology, it didn't make the noise on the way down https://i.imgur.com/JuTVfUq.mp4
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bump, lmao
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I keep imagining CM Punk as Boddicker backing away from Kojima as Robocop screaming "I work for Tony Khan, TONY KHAN - HE OWNS AEW - AEW OWNS NJPW!" before getting elbowed in the nuts
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Nov 8, 2023 18:52
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Can you fly, Satoshi? Yes.
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Nov 8, 2023 19:12
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Punk to Tony Khan later: "Hey, take a look at my balls, MARK! He was trying to kill me."
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Fishes leave
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Cm Punk walking up to Ricky Starks: "Well what do we have here? You a good wrestler, hotshot? I'm sure you are. You gotta be some kind of great wrestler coming here all by yourself."
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CM Punk: "You probably don't think I'm a very nice guy, do ya?" Eddie Kingson: "Buddy I think you're a scumbag."
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Nov 8, 2023 19:54
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Colt don’t like me, so I don’t like Colt.
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Nov 8, 2023 19:55
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lol we are on the same wavelength right now
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Punk has thrown a fit and stormed out of this thread because he's never seen Robocop.
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1glitch0 posted:Punk has thrown a fit and stormed out of this thread because he's never seen Robocop. 
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1glitch0 posted:Punk has thrown a fit and stormed out of this thread because he's never seen Robocop. I'll buy that for a dollar! (cm punk getting smashed in the nuts by an elbow drop)
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Book him What’s the charge? He’s a cock killer
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YOU'RE LAUGHING, A MAN GOT ELBOW DROPPED IN THE BALLS AND YOUR LAUGHING
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