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I have never in my life had a bad dream about xenomorphs. even if they ate me. im like hell yea
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A Fancy Hat posted:I loving loved this movie but I think a lot of that was from watching it in a pretty packed theater and having an incredible shared experience. People squirming in their seats, looking away from the screen, screaming at a few points, and then pure silence at the end of the movie as everyone carefully walked out. Yeah I could see it being more effective in a theater with a reacting audience like that. Also being forced to pay attention during the many wall shot scenes. I hated those camera angles and limited field of vision, just frustrated my desire for more info. I feel like the concept would have worked better as a 45-60 min horror anthology episode.
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Nov 8, 2023 21:12
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CelticPredator posted:I have never in my life had a bad dream about xenomorphs. even if they ate me. im like hell yea the Newborn from alien resurrection popped up in some sweaty wet fever dreams for me in my teen years, this skullish human face doing low gutterall noises and drippin slime all over the place but normal old Giger aliens are a warm comfy pair of socks these daysn
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alf_pogs posted:but normal old Giger aliens are a warm comfy pair of socks these daysn Slimy, suspicious socks from under the bed
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davidspackage posted:Slimy, suspicious socks from under the bed Socks unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
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Nov 8, 2023 21:39
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alf_pogs posted:the Newborn from alien resurrection popped up in some sweaty wet fever dreams for me in my teen years, this skullish human face doing low gutterall noises and drippin slime all over the place That thing scared the gently caress out of me as a kid for years.
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ruddiger posted:Are you referring to FvJ as Slash of the Titans or is there a movie legit called that? I already saw the movie as a kid in theaters but I figured I'd rewatch it after I got through all the weird scripts.
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Nov 8, 2023 22:30
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A Cheech and Chong meet Jason movie would have been amazing.
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it definitely should've happened, they compare it to Abbott and Costello Meet Frankensteinquote:I said, ‘Well, if we’re still in that school of thought, why not Cheech and Chong meet Jason? Paramount already has those characters!’; He asked if I was kidding and I told him I was only half-kidding. I thought we might could do what we did with Jason Lives. We didn’t make fun of Jason in that movie, though we certainly had humor. We would just up the humor and make fun of other things. Mancuso thought that would be too much comedy for the franchise. He felt strongly that fans were still upset over Part V not really having Jason in it. He also felt that we had just gotten the series back on track with Jason Lives. He said, ‘Let’s focus more on Jason and less on the comedy.’ So that was it. I tucked the idea way in the back of my head. was also tickled by Robert Englund listing all the reasons Freddy's Dead is loving awesome (honestly might be my favorite sequel as unpopular an opinion as that might be...3 is close tho, of course). quote:Even Freddy himself could not deny the drop in quality. “To be one hundred percent honest,” Robert Englund wrote in his autobiography, “I’ll admit that on Nightmare 6, we jumped the shark. The comedy might’ve become a little too broad, the fantasy might’ve become a little too trippy, and the violence might’ve become a little too cartoonish.”
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Nov 8, 2023 22:40
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I'd like an Albert Brooks Friday the 13th movie. Just a slice of life about dating and relationships, but then Jason shows up.
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Nov 8, 2023 22:41
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Just remake Annie Hall but have Jason play the lead role
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Nov 8, 2023 22:50
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Since Blumhouse is funding Richard Linklater's latest filmed-over-decades drama they should line him up to do a few slashers. I'd be down to watch off-brand Jason hack up the Dazed and Confused kids.
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Nov 8, 2023 22:51
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Or Jesse and Celine in a Strangers-esque home invasion thriller
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Hollismason posted:Just remake Annie Hall but have Jason play the lead role Twelve Angry Men but it’s all slasher villains.
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Nov 8, 2023 22:55
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Xiahou Dun posted:Twelve Angry Men but it’s all slasher villains. Twelve Angry Men but Juror Number 8 is talking them into declaring Jason not guilty
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High Warlord Zog posted:Twelve Angry Men but Juror Number 8 is talking them into declaring Jason not guilty MEMBER OF JURY: Are you trying to tell me that this machete really fell through a hole in the boy's pocket, someone picked it up off the street, went to the lodge and slashed the counselor with it just to test its sharpness? DAVIS: No, I’m just saying that it's possible the boy lost his machete and somebody else slashed the camp counselor with a similar machete. It’s just possible. MEMBER OF JURY: Take a look at this machete. It's a very unusual machete. I've never seen one like it. Neither had the storekeeper who sold it to the boy. Aren't you asking us to accept an incredible coincidence? DAVIS: I'm just saying a coincidence is possible. MEMBER OF JURY: And I say it's not possible. (Davis produces an identical machete) MEMBER OF JURY: Where did that come from? MEMBER OF JURY: It's the same machete! MEMBER OF JURY: What do you think you're doin'? MEMBER OF JURY: Where did you get it? DAVIS: I went out walking for a couple of hours last night. I walked through the boy's summer campground. I bought it at the hardware store just a short walk down the road from the boy's campground. It cost six dollars. MEMBER OF JURY: It's against the law to buy or sell machetes. DAVIS: That's right. I broke the law. MEMBER OF JURY: You pulled a real bright trick. Now supposing you tell me what it proves. Maybe there are ten machetes like that. So what? DAVIS: Maybe there are! MEMBER OF JURY: What does it mean? You found another odd machete like it. What's that? The discovery of the age, or something? MEMBER OF JURY: I mean, you are asking us to believe that somebody else did the slashing with exactly the same kind of machete? MEMBER OF JURY: The odds are a million to one. MEMBER OF JURY: DAVIS: It's possible! MEMBER OF JURY: But not very probable. MEMBER OF JURY: OK, fellas. Let's take our seats.
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High Warlord Zog posted:Twelve Angry Men but Juror Number 8 is talking them into declaring Jason not guilty “So we all agree he murdered a dozen teenagers right?” “No, he’s a good boy! They made him do it!” Chills.
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High Warlord Zog posted:Or Jesse and Celine in a Strangers-esque home invasion thriller Grazed and Contused
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Hollismason posted:Just remake Annie Hall but have Jason play the lead role
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Hollismason posted:Just remake Annie Hall but have Jason play the lead role This is kind of what Unmasked: Part 25 is, no?
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Nov 8, 2023 23:17
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Splint Chesthair posted:This is kind of what Unmasked: Part 25 is, no? Yeah kind of
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Splint Chesthair posted:This is kind of what Unmasked: Part 25 is, no? and Jackson the slasher is less problematic than Woody Allen somehow.
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Doltos posted:Remake the predator with woody allen Predators
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My mom took me to see Alien when it was released and I was 4. It was hot out and we didn't have AC so the best thing to do was go to a nice AC cooled theater. I remember the scene where the dots on the radar showed the alien catching up with Dallas and I was crying. When the alien got him I was turned around with my head buried into the chair screaming. It's my favorite movie. I still have nightmares being chased through ruined hellscape worlds of broken concrete tunnels. Sometimes its just me being chased and waking up before I get eaten, or other times im with the marines and we're blasting them with pulse rifles and its still scary as gently caress and I wake up eventually. But i'm always HELL YES when I wake up. Thanks mom.
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:For those interested, Chucky's being added to Dead by Daylight. Shame it's not Brad Dourif doing the voice though. Okay, guess I'll be playing DbD again pretty soon. For about a month until I get bored of it again, even with Chucky.
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Nov 9, 2023 00:12
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checkplease posted:Skinamarink: the gently caress was this? Some cool images but mostly walls or dark static. I was intrigued by the trailer, and I've liked the other minimalist stuff the guy has on his channel, but the film didn't click with me. It's more of a 'it's me not you film' thing because it does play heavily on how scary things are at night when you're little compared to during the day, and I never had that feeling as a kid. I had dogs, so if I got up in the dark house in the middle of the night and if they're not weirded out, I'm not weirded out.
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I think it's something that worked better as like a youtube short film (instead of being like 100 minutes), which is what the original was.
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Guillermo del Toro was in Glasgow today, posted a picture outside the house of a Victorian murderess. Kind of mad seeing it. If he’s doing some location scouting I’d kill to be on the crew of any film he does.
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Nov 9, 2023 01:09
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Has anyone here ever watched this? It is incredibly bizarre. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdK9YWObZS8
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A Google Review for the film Hereditary posted:I absolutely hate horror. I hate when my mom watches it. I hate how in every horror film the characters are stupid on purpose. I'm sorry but if you want to watch a horror film or read a horror film, read warrior cats. It's worth much more time. First of all, when the kid ate the nuts the first thing you do is call an ambulance. You don't drive 80 miles an hour on a road at night. YOU. CALL. AN. AMBULANCE. Not only that, but what kind of sibling lets their kid put half their body outside of a car? especially when your driving really fast. So tired of horror films honestly. They're pointless to society and honestly I'd say Coraline is a much better horror film because AT LEAST Coraline is smart to trick the other mother. Also, why does every horror film about a house always have bugs in it? I was in another room doing something much more entertaining, when I can clearly hear bugs. WHY? What does bugs have to do with this movie? I also forgot to say that after the kid got hit with the pole, the brother just sat there, doing nothing. We literally just watched him for 2 minutes in grief. He literally didn't tell anyone either. The mother found out on her own. Also I don't know if I'm just unpopular or I'm crazy, but who makes a 13 year old go to a high school party? The kid could have been in 7th or 8th grade. At high school parties anything could happen. Plus, the fact that the brother was so irresponsible to watch the kid is just sad. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOUR LITTLE SISTER HAD A NUT ALLERGY. WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER TO GO EAT A CAKE?! Y'all see why I hate horror? It's pure ignorance. Comedies are so much better. So please, don't waste time watching this loud, obnoxious, dumb movie. Watch something that is a lot less stupid.
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Pretzel Rod Serling posted:they’re right about Hereditary i knew someone itt thread wrote it
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Has anyone here ever watched this? It is incredibly bizarre. Gunna watch this tomorrow
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I'm just sad that "YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOUR LITTLE SISTER HAD A NUT ALLERGY. WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER TO GO EAT A CAKE?!" is probably too long for a thread title.
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Best I can do is "Nut Allergy, Eat Cake"
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Nothing about "WHY ARE THERE NAKED OLD PEOPLE HERE??" they clearly didn't watch the whole film.
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