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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

intent doesn’t mean they’ll do it you absolute buffoons

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Good Citizen posted:

intent doesn’t mean they’ll do it you absolute buffoons

many people are saying this

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1722406801725906944/vid/avc1/1280x720/O05Fc-y64tuB9X6V.mp4?tag=14

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Oh gently caress. What if I want to misrepresent my net worth to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars?

Hey, banks. My net worth is $100,100,000 dollars

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1722401045534429184/vid/avc1/1280x720/dkotfQc38sLrREYE.mp4?tag=14

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Good Citizen posted:

intent doesn’t mean they’ll do it you absolute buffoons

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1722400772204253184/vid/avc1/720x1280/L0TO_DIJttY11SiV.mp4?tag=14

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

Terrifying

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
thinking about Roseanne singing the verse on we will rock you

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/RepBethVanDuyne/status/1722404392509305315

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!




i like how that's literally ostensibly their job but they're such cucked snowflakes they need pats on the back for doing it

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1722402940940349440/vid/avc1/1280x720/sHgVplBlRalS3Vkq.mp4?tag=14

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


loving christ almighty

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

did someone get schlonged?

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Bearjew it's not too late to post in the Not Voting For Joe Biden thread

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

god this fuckin made my funny bone go off. like it hit an honest to god nerve in my body.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Stompin my feet clappin my hands

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!





lmao

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

UFOTacoMan posted:

thinking about Roseanne singing the verse on we will rock you

Mostly mumbling and then "--WORLD SOMEDAY"

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1722392323798048768/vid/avc1/1280x720/E4ycLPietu38ZVEQ.mp4?tag=14

still waiting on the wettest of the boys to arrive

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Bethamphetamine posted:



6'4 215lbs can go suck the Judge's dick

pretty sure at this point conservative social circles are like 80% nude photos of old white dudes

well that and CP

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
toopy tingler

vs.

donny dingler

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Ham Cheeks posted:

toopy tingler

vs.

donny dingler

dingler tingler

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

LIVE: Special guests give remarks at Trump's rally in Hialeah, Florida!

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/SebGorka/status/1722403199187845535

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

boethius posted:

dingler tingler

first pun of the night goes out to boethius

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1722390041236803624

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Who you gonna call?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFNK_KEmcWs


turmp

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears


toot toot

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


Actual Satan, this pun's for you

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1722285602089906429

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
do u guys think turmp make more pee pee in his pants, or more poo poo in he pant

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Last Chance posted:

did someone get schlonged?

no, but I know someone who's getting punned

surprise, it's you, Last Chance

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1722300951799751127

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://www.businessinsider.com/x-staff-wellness-check-upset-elon-musk-ben-mezrich-2023-11

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1722412267881279488/vid/avc1/1280x720/BEJPvRQCRCXy62_5.mp4?tag=14
jr using other people's bits lol

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
elon is dosing on ketamine so frequently he's gonna develop psychosis but nobody will know the difference anyway

pink noise
Jun 24, 2022

fake clint mansell muzak is the worst

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I don't think Elon Musk is capable of developing a psychosis.

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

lmao h

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

debate night in america

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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Virgil Vox posted:

debate night in america

only 5 on stage this time

vivek hair looking taller than usual

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