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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

That + killing "jobs"

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Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Kheldarn posted:

The TSA is absolutely useless and should be dissolved.

But that will never happen because that would be the same as admitting they were wrong, and the government will never admit that.

no organization ever wants to cede power once it's been attained.

# ? Nov 9, 2023 04:16

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Grassy Knowles posted:

no organization ever wants to cede power once it's been attained.

Exactly. Just look at the mods here on the forums

# ? Nov 9, 2023 04:23

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Yeah that drat Deep State

# ? Nov 9, 2023 04:23

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Grassy Knowles posted:

From what threat

Snuck into a friend's checked bag and would've been loaded into the cargo bay.

# ? Nov 9, 2023 04:27

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

theflyingexecutive posted:

Snuck into a friend's checked bag and would've been loaded into the cargo bay.

ah yes you've told this story before. I think? I hope, cause otherwise it's happened to folks twice.

# ? Nov 9, 2023 04:31

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

# ? Nov 9, 2023 04:35

Fried Watermelon: Dec 29, 2008

teethgrinder posted:

Local legend.

https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/the-ikea-monkey-was-spotted-10-years-ago-this-is-where-he-is-now-1.6188211

drat they banned orcas as pets, thats crazy

# ? Nov 9, 2023 06:09

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

teethgrinder posted:

Local legend.

https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/the-ikea-monkey-was-spotted-10-years-ago-this-is-where-he-is-now-1.6188211

Is this saying I can or cannot have a monkey for a pet in Toronto? I need to know before I move to Toronto.

# ? Nov 9, 2023 06:14

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Why the gently caress would you want a monkey as a pet

# ? Nov 9, 2023 06:27

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

# ? Nov 9, 2023 07:24

CPColin: Sep 9, 2003; Big ol' smile.

bike tory posted:

Large. Oof.

# ? Nov 9, 2023 07:28

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

I feel like all the mariah carey all I want for christmas memes are astroturfed at this point

# ? Nov 9, 2023 07:35

Suleman: Sep 4, 2011

Data Graham posted:

But at least we got this out of the deal

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aDgY8gG_460sv.mp4

I have no idea what's happening here. What's in the luggage?

# ? Nov 9, 2023 08:19

I Am Crake: Mar 31, 2010; There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

A big dildo

# ? Nov 9, 2023 08:30

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I Am Crake posted:

A big dildo

looks like your screen is turned off. would you like help with this?

# ? Nov 9, 2023 09:14

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Takes No Damage posted:

I hate the "earf" thing because anyone who has taken an elementary course in phonetics can literally literally see he doesn't say earf.

e: Well, unless they failed the course I guess.

# ? Nov 9, 2023 09:17

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I hate the "earf" thing because anyone who has taken an elementary course in phonetics can literally literally see he doesn't say earf.

yup it's racist bullshit

# ? Nov 9, 2023 09:18

BasicLich: Oct 22, 2020; A very smart little mouse!

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# ? Nov 9, 2023 09:42

Nanako the Narc: Sep 6, 2011

Speedboat Jones posted:

They hate people with psych degrees too, which is how my wife always gets out of it. She says she�s been trained in how to tell when people are lying and they�re like �Ok thanks you can go.� And the thing about being able to tell when people are lying is a lie.

They probably didn�t remove her because they genuinely believed she can detect lies, they probably removed her because what she said indicates she thinks she can detect lies, which could unfairly colour her view of testimony.

Testimony, especially during cross-examination, is super stressful and causes all kinds of odd behaviour on the stand. A juror who thinks they know when someone�s lying might misinterpret that behaviour as signs of lying (or convince other jurors of the same), so they�re too much of a liability to put on the jury.

# ? Nov 9, 2023 10:23

boofhead: Feb 18, 2021

Yeah it has nothing to do with her having a psych degree. Unless - and now that I think about it, this makes much more sense - the "psych" in your wife's psych degree is short for "psychic"

They nixed her because it's utterly unhinged that someone would claim with a straight face to be trained in telling lies. That delusion is the domain of cops, cults, and buck store narcissists

# ? Nov 9, 2023 10:32

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Jamesman posted:

Is this saying I can or cannot have a monkey for a pet in Toronto? I need to know before I move to Toronto.

quote:

After Darwin�s Ikea outing, his former owner was charged for having a prohibited animal in the city and faced a $240 fine.

Go for it, that fine is less than running a red light around here. If you can afford a monkey and it's winter wardrobe you can afford that fine.

# ? Nov 9, 2023 10:37

Collapsing Farts: Jun 29, 2018; ð

What if I actually DO have psychic powers though

# ? Nov 9, 2023 11:43

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Collapsing Farts posted:

What if I actually DO have psychic powers though

then you already know the answer

# ? Nov 9, 2023 11:54

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?