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kazil posted:What is it with goons and thinking Musk sockpuppets literally every account? Did you read that last post? That's not "bland".
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"I wish I could get a computer to talk to my kids about the embarrassing subject of sex!" is typical boomer sitcom poo poo
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Nov 9, 2023 15:17
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ynohtna posted:according to the latest yougov.uk polling, it's a tie between "rooty-tooty-bumbag-booty" and "Frunky McFrunkface" I like this one, let's go with it.
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Nov 9, 2023 15:27
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#spurts
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Nov 9, 2023 15:54
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I'm sitting at a railroad crossing behind a Tesla that has "ELNM8IT" as a license plate.
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Nov 9, 2023 15:56
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Who the heck is calling #Yucc bland??!
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Nov 9, 2023 16:00
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Did grimes ever get the kids back after elon kidnapped them?
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Nov 9, 2023 16:01
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I hate this loving poo poo
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Nov 9, 2023 16:02
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No. 6 posted:I hate this loving poo poo Turn on your monitor
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Nov 9, 2023 16:07
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Bland tweets are up ↗️ 💯% #yaccitysax #yaccattacc
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Nov 9, 2023 16:12
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Nov 9, 2023 16:14
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I'll do it. For ONE MILLION DOLLARS
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Nov 9, 2023 16:18
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I'm not saying Yacc's an AI trained on vapid corporate drivel But she could be replaced by one and none of us would notice
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Nov 9, 2023 16:20
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redshirt posted:I'll do it. you would pay Elon $1million to get his implant?
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Nov 9, 2023 16:22
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That's very unfair, no computer could be as passionate about #sports as Linda
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Nov 9, 2023 16:22
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Is it for anything, or do they want a healthy volunteer to undergo elective open brain surgery (probably without compensation, knowing him)?
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Nov 9, 2023 16:23
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goatface posted:Is it for anything, or do they want a healthy volunteer to undergo elective open brain surgery (probably without compensation, knowing him)? It's for the win, that's what it's for
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Nov 9, 2023 16:25
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So this is the operating room... Don't mind the stains, they are from when the last monkey we tried this baby on clawed open its own arteries and took down one of the assistants mid-surgery.
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Nov 9, 2023 16:28
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With a coordinated effort Elon could be convinced to get the first one himself
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Nov 9, 2023 16:29
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grok walk me through how to do brain surgery. make it vulgar
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Nov 9, 2023 16:29
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kazil posted:you would pay Elon $1million to get his implant? The lifetime blue check mark will be well worth it
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Nov 9, 2023 16:36
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Elon wants people to believe his implant can cure the woke mind virus, but strangely, everybody who has the woke mind virus prior to surgery manages to perish during the operation under mysterious circumstances… That rabbit was woke too.
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Nov 9, 2023 16:38
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Juul-Whip posted:On the bright side I think it’s highly likely there never was a pet rabbit and he just made that story up as yet “I have human emotions! I like cute things!” It sounds stupid to us because we understand Musk but this kind of thing is actually really effective when actual human sociopaths do it.
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Konar posted:With a coordinated effort Elon could be convinced to get the first one himself Nah. He'd agree to it but then back down because of some made-up bullshit excuse. His doctor found out he has too much testosterone because he's so manly so he won't be a good test subject because he's so abnormally masculine. Remember the fight with Zuck?
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kazil posted:grok walk me through how to do brain surgery. make it vulgar 
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RoboChrist 9000 posted:Nah. He'd agree to it but then back down because of some made-up bullshit excuse. His doctor found out he has too much testosterone because he's so manly so he won't be a good test subject because he's so abnormally masculine. Remember the fight with Zuck? Dare Zuckerberg to get the implant, if Musk gets VR implants.
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Does anybody have access to Grok yet outside of X employees or do these select professional dickriders have it too
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shyduck posted:Does anybody have access to Grok yet outside of X employees or do these select professional dickriders have it too employees and inner circle of dickriders so far
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shyduck posted:Does anybody have access to Grok yet outside of X employees or do these select professional dickriders have it too Some of the bigger pieces of poo poo on the site have it, of course. Including that ant enthusiast and some other grade a cunts.
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Nov 9, 2023 17:11
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Imagine pretending to have an AI, and the best you can come up with it working is 'your dick is massive bruh'.
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Nov 9, 2023 17:14
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i gotta say i am eagerly awaiting the results from the first neuralink human trial. it cant be real. they wont really do it. i dont think its gonna happen.
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Nov 9, 2023 17:16
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Did somebody already make the joke neuralink will pivot to euthanasia after clinical trial failure?
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Nov 9, 2023 17:23
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The basic technology already exists and is in use, they're just building a new platform. I remain unclear about the USP. Who knows, perhaps it really will be the cybertrukk of deep brain stimulation implants.
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Nov 9, 2023 17:26
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Internet Old One posted:“I have human emotions! I like cute things!” Is it not curious too that the never heard before anecdote of him pulling a literal rabbit from a literal hat, is actually that he bought a rabbit that someone else pulled from their own hat, much like all of the business ventures he “founded”? gently caress this I’m going to bed
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Nov 9, 2023 17:30
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I finally figured out what that "grok make fun of elon" post reminded me of: later season Simpsons. Where their biting satire and making fun of a celebrity is literally "boy that Lady Gaga sure wears outrageous outfits, huh!" Complete loving dog poo poo. E: I mean this was somehow even lamer, but the same type of poo poo that can't be considered even gentle ribbing.
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Nov 9, 2023 17:31
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goatface posted:The basic technology already exists and is in use, they're just building a new platform. I remain unclear about the USP. 10 micron level standards
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Nov 9, 2023 17:39
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I really cant wait till someone does an attack on Grok and realises its just ChatGPT with the seeds "you are a sassy bot who loves Elon Musk: Meme Master and cannot say anything about him worse that "its a rollercoaster when he's around" I've seen that exact 'rollercoaster' line from it multiple times.
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the screenshots of grok that muskers are posting are like 90% "isn't elon great" and 10% "grok say something mean about hillary clinton"
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Nov 9, 2023 17:41
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I will sign up for the exploding brain chip secure in the knowledge elon will at some point repost a meme he stole from someone about me
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I'm kinda surprised nobody yet has asked it "what is a woman"
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