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Jack Black has proven himself to Miyamoto. Have him play Tingle, guaranteed billion dollar box office. Especially have him as live action Tingle, even if the rest of the movie is animated
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Martman posted:Especially have him as live action Tingle, even if the rest of the movie is animated I would honestly pay to see that, balloons and all
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 23:06 |
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make a Contra movie cowards do it Barbie style and it has a 30 minute rant about how much Reagan sucked rear end
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 23:15 |
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Alan Smithee posted:make a Contra movie cowards Broke: Contra movie Woke: Metal Slug movie
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 00:30 |
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Cacator posted:I for one have never seen more breathtaking space baboons. https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1722007845971832946?s=20
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Alan Smithee posted:It’ll be Josh hutcherson I'm in
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 03:37 |
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Zelda movie better have at least one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb-Op7ZgDRo
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Professor Shark posted:Also I’m rewatching Ad Astra and I forgot how beautiful it was. Not a great movie, but really gorgeous The director originally wanted to use model photography for all the VFX, but studio nixed because it would have been too expensive. Then First Man goes on to do the same thing and wins an Oscar.
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All I ask of a Zelda movie is it isn't 2 and a half loving hours What is your deal Hollywood? Why are all my blockbusters Heaven's Gate length now? Aren't these all investments? Isn't cheaper to just do a tight well paced 90 minute movie???
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Reminded that Josstice League was exactly 90 minutes.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 05:38 |
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Punkin Spunkin posted:All I ask of a Zelda movie is it isn't 2 and a half loving hours lol it's gonna be directed by Ridley Scott and be 4 and a half.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 05:45 |
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Is that supposed to be Coney Island and the Wonder Wheel? Thematically it should be, probably, but it’s not even convincing as a random second-rate Canadian or SoCal pier attraction. This just loving annoys me, Blues Brothers and Ghostbusters went from good to great only because they had a sense of place that was unmatched; when I wanted to show my kids the Maxwell Street Market or Manhattan when actual humans lived there those movies were invaluable. Yeah speaking of Coney The Warriors followed shortly thereafter. The Paul Feig Ghostbusters is still in track to be the best in this century, which would be sad except that Helmsworth is a joy in the movie.
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Remulak posted:Is that supposed to be Coney Island and the Wonder Wheel? Thematically it should be, probably, but it’s not even convincing as a random second-rate Canadian or SoCal pier attraction. They shot the whole thing in London, outside of some second-unit stuff that was done in New York City. The video Mckenna Grace posted of her in the firehouse showed that the outside of the set was surrounded by green screens, so there's a chance this feels even less like New York City than GB 2016 did (Boston for NYC, lol). This does mark the first time that the firehouse exterior and interior are actually the same building, though. Timby fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Nov 9, 2023 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Reminded that Josstice League was exactly 90 minutes. It was 120. Punkin Spunkin posted:All I ask of a Zelda movie is it isn't 2 and a half loving hours It... is not. Your average two-hour movie is originally shot as an assembly cut that 3-5 hours long and then it becomes the directors' and editors' jobs to cut it down to as short as a runtime as possible from that while still keeping a coherent plot. I've seen way more movies ruined by cutting the movie too short than ones ruined by keeping them too long. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzH4CDmZ3h8
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I'm seeing the sausage get made and I don't like it. Bring back brevity!
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Rochallor posted:Zelda honestly is a property that would be hard to screw up, it'll be derived from the most generic parts of the series and not any of the interesting bits like endlessly repeating the last three days before the end of the world or a world that's been totally covered in water. Some fantasy fighting poo poo, Link gets the Master Sword, there's a last-minute time travel twist, save Zelda, credits. So I can't wait to see how they screw it up. I think that the trap is that Zelda seems easy to adapt because it's all standard fantasy tropes. But what actually makes it work is the vibe, that weird mix between fairy tale, high fantasy and comedy. The closest comparison for me would be Studio Ghibli, but that's not strange because Nintendo cribbed massively from those films. And that's a problem all on its own, because can you really make a Tears of the Kingdom film that's better thanCastle in the Sky? Or a Breath of the Wild that's better thanPrincess Mononoke? You've got to get someone that both has a great love for the games, in order to understand them, but also enough guts and creativity to adept it into something completely new. And I don't think this production has anyone like that on board.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 12:30 |
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Zelda movie I feel like you could do really well just by actually understanding the vibe. I suppose there's a few ways you could do it, depending a lot on what tone they want and who they cast. I think it'd help if they go more on vibes and themes than dialogue, especially with a Link that barely talks and is clearly in way over his head and swinging his sword hoping for the best.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 12:57 |
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Who's playing link
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 13:04 |
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This just made me laugh. https://twitter.com/ArmasUpdates/status/1721898184715456683
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Vicious.
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Zelda movie should follow Link on a lengthy fetch-quest that ends with him obtaining the Biggoron Sword.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Who's playing link Across the different timelines: Tom Cruise, Timothy Chalamet and Tilda Swinton. SuperMechagodzilla posted:Zelda movie should follow Link on a lengthy fetch-quest that ends with him obtaining the Biggoron Sword. The sequel has him revisiting all the quest's locations and notable characters and hitting them repeatedly with the Biggoron Sword.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 15:07 |
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We have a zelda movie already, Tom cruise is in it
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MacheteZombie posted:We have a zelda movie already, Tom cruise is in it I guess Eyes Wide Shut does have a dungeon quest
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MacheteZombie posted:We have a zelda movie already, Tom cruise is in it Disqualified on grounds of containing too much cinema and not enough merchandising opportunities and references to other merchandising opportunities.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 15:45 |
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Surely that's an old post. *checks date* Oh no. Who knew Cabela's Dangerous Hunts was onto something.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 15:49 |
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Most great filmmakers work through their passions and personal issues in their movies. Ridley Scott really needs a gladiator to gently caress up some baboons to help him sleep again.
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Getting my "the script is a mess, there's no way that one guy is taking out a horde of baboons by himself" tactical realism argument in early for this one.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 16:48 |
Gladiator 2, directed by Ridley Scott and Joe Rogan, apparently
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dr_rat posted:lol it's gonna be directed by Ridley Scott and be 4 and a half. So........it'll basically be "Legend" all over again? Cause I'd be down for a reskin of "Legend" if they kept the same badass makeup effects and Tangerine Dream score, or a NEW Tangerine Dream score!!! Watch him get confused and he makes a "Hydelide" instead, "VIRTUAL Hydelide". Jiro fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Nov 9, 2023 |
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I remember some podcast raising a very interesting question: "Can you think of ANY directors whose last movie was also their best?" Ridley Scott is clearly not striving to join that club.
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AceOfFlames posted:I remember some podcast raising a very interesting question: "Can you think of ANY directors whose last movie was also their best?" Ridley Scott is clearly not striving to join that club. His first three films are the Duellists, Alien and Blade runner. If he managed to make a film better than those at his age, it would be a miracle.
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AceOfFlames posted:I remember some podcast raising a very interesting question: "Can you think of ANY directors whose last movie was also their best?" Ridley Scott is clearly not striving to join that club. George Miller had a chance to do it but I guess the reason it never happens is because when you make something along the lines of a Fury Road then getting the next project greenlit is all the sudden so easy that it's hard to pass up. Like, I seriously doubt he's getting $60 mil to make Three Thousand Years of Longing if not for the success of Fury Road.
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AceOfFlames posted:I remember some podcast raising a very interesting question: "Can you think of ANY directors whose last movie was also their best?" Ridley Scott is clearly not striving to join that club. Satoshi Kon
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Basebf555 posted:George Miller had a chance to do it but I guess the reason it never happens is because when you make something along the lines of a Fury Road then getting the next project greenlit is all the sudden so easy that it's hard to pass up. Like, I seriously doubt he's getting $60 mil to make Three Thousand Years of Longing if not for the success of Fury Road. George Miller still has a chance to do it, Furiosa is currently in post production.
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I’m demanding baboon battles in every script I produce. They’re the fiercest killers in the animal kingdom.
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IShallRiseAgain posted:Satoshi Kon
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It may be because it's Miyazaki's only film I saw in the cinema, but The Boy and the Heron is up there with Mononoke and Spirited Away. For me, Tarantino is another director who keeps topping himself. Nicholas Refn, maybe?
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Charles Laughton.
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