16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i am going to turn jeffrey's computer off

Jose Valasquez posted:

It has to gently caress Jeffrey all the time, it's already turned off

Outrail posted:

Funny Forum Quotes: Thread getting weird again.

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smilingfish posted:

I responded to a scam text message with the pig balls, the scammer got really mad.

oldpainless posted:

Ariel was the worst kind of person: a rich, white, (presumably) Jewish, straight woman.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Why would she be Jewish?

Her grandad is a pagan god and her best friend is a crustacean.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Why would she be Jewish?

Her grandad is a pagan god and her best friend is a crustacean.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

See also Dr Zoidberg.

Scratch Monkey posted:

I only enjoy boobs that kill me through poor decision and not direct violence

FreudianSlippers posted:

Why would she be Jewish?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I've been googling to try and find out whether King Triton is circumcised but the internet is NOT being helpful

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

'Ariel' is a Jewish name, I guess they're pushing that angle?

I've been googling to try and find out whether King Triton is circumcised but the internet is NOT being helpful

Quaint Quail Quilt posted:

The last thread the "I'm on crack" video was posted in a "helpful" goon ruined it for me by saying that that guy did something bad or was problematic somehow.

Too many of my favorite artists are garbage people and it makes for a moral quandary.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

'Ariel' is a Jewish name, I guess they're pushing that angle?

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Quaint Quail Quilt posted:

The last thread the "I'm on crack" video was posted in a "helpful" goon ruined it for me by saying that that guy did something bad or was problematic somehow.

Too many of my favorite artists are garbage people and it makes for a moral quandary.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Why would she be Jewish?

Her grandad is a pagan god and her best friend is a crustacean.

Empty Sandwich posted:

this is basically the plot of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 10 Episode 8

Jedit posted:

You need a more specific search than "Disney movie clips".

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I'm reasonably certain there's an H-game of that exact concept floating somewhere in the horrible recesses of the Internet.

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/flybottlemist/status/1722401149225992578

Zetsubou-san posted:

jesus christ doo doo doo doo doo doo

Evilreaver posted:

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LifeSunDeath posted:

zedprime posted:

Oat nachos... Ochos

Brawnfire posted:

Too late. I eight it already.

Brawnfire posted:

Tasted mostly like huit.

Theophany posted:

flavor.flv posted:

Why I octa

EorayMel posted:

some facts abut ariel sharon

Grassy Knowles posted:

I’m with ya in the disappointment, but just to avoid minimizing it Jimmy Urine is not just ‘problematic’ he was allegedly secretly grooming and dating a 15 year old during the time we were actively listening to MSI (late 90s early 2000s). Jimmy Urine not being satirical and actually being a pedophilic sex pest circa the beginning of his career shouldn’t be shocking, but I was too young to critically think about that when introduced and I never really reanalyzed that until the allegations came out decades later.

Bloodhound Gang seems to shockingly be allegation free still if you want kinda awful juvenile poo poo pee pee humor, but I’ve learned not to be shocked for something to come out at any point about them or any other artists I enjoy without knowing IRL.

Jedit posted:

You need a more specific search than "Disney movie clips".

Movolo posted:

I was banned from it for being to cool so I decided to join this place. I hope you love me.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Movolo posted:

I'm going to get banned?

Movolo posted:

I'm probably not going to post for a while now

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Captain Hygiene posted:

So I went back on my previous Dan Simmons post and dived back in for one more when I saw that he'd written another historical novel, The Abominable. It actually mostly manages to sidestep the specific gripes with him I complained about earlier, but I really need to talk about it somewhere because what it does instead is go to some real places.

The early and midsections of the book are actually pretty decent, an ostensible memoir about a guy involved with a small group that was one of the earliest western attempts to conquer Mt. Everest back in the 1920s. But what bugged me for a while was the title clearly placing it in the context of The Terror's mix of natural and supernatural horror, whereas this book is almost exclusively concerned with the real-life concerns of dangerous mountain expeditions up to this point. While it briefly alludes to the yeti mythos early on, nothing comes of it for most of the book. Until the 2/3 point, when it suddenly tries to set up the idea that yetis attacked and killed a bunch of the expedition's Sherpa crew, only to reveal within about 20 pages that there was no supernatural element, it was all just badguys with guns and monster suits trying to kill or scare off that group.

But that's not the wild part.

In the last ~20% of the story, it's suddenly revealed that the entire expedition was secretly an orchestrated sham to get to a dead guy way up near the top of Everest, who had incriminating photos in his pocket of up-and-coming politician Adolph Hitler having sex with young boys. And there's a bunch of proto-nazis chasing the group up the mountain, culminating in an armed fight somewhere up above 28,000 feet before the heroes win. And then the protagonist gradually makes his way back down and eventually gets to England to turn in the photos to a 1920s Winston Churchill. And also, T. E. Lawrence is there, and so is Charles Chaplin, who gives a funny performance for the group. And then it just kind of winds down with a hand-wavey early WWII history saying that the photos' blackmail potential was the whole reason Germany didn't invade Great Britain?

Just......WHAT? What did I read? Did I dream the whole thing? This feels like it's beyond a response, it needs a full on

Captain Hygiene posted:

I just terrible book'd myself again on accident.

I was going through my book list and decided to reread this one for some mountain climbing adventures - big mistake, I had completely forgotten everything related to those late story spoilers. I just got there this morning, and I'm angry all over again. It's one of the times I've turned the hardest on a book that I was generally enjoying, it's so unnecessary and stupid. The book would be so much better if they completely ditched all of that plotline and stuck to the mountaineering parts.

Well, rant over. I look forward to having this same complaint in another couple years when I've once again forgotten everything related to that later stuff.

HelleSpud posted:

Captain Hygiene wakes on a new morning and ventures to the water closet to live up to his name.

He begins to undress but suddenly, a dark smear catches his eye. Divesting himself of his shirt he sees a tattoo on his stomach.

"Don't read Dan Simmons"

Bending to see it better he spots another.

"Specifically, The Abominable "

What is this? Where did this come from? He has no memory of the process. A third tattoo - just a series of tick marks.

How did they get here? How did he get here? Frantically twisting to search for clues he spots one more.

"You probably should have just put a post it on the cover. That would have been easier."

He would get to the bottom of this, and he knew just where to start. He had some reading to do.

DACK FAYDEN posted:

oh man is that Movolo who was Movolo over there too, cause that poster's nickname was "faucet dick" for probably-obvious reasons

single neurons firing away in my brain dedicated to lore on random LUE users I haven't thought of in literal decade plus at this point