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redshirt posted:10 micron level standards So this is something that's been bugging me, but did Elon get micron confused with millimeter? I mean, I get that they're both really small, and metric is apparently hard for Americans to understand.
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Randalor posted:So this is something that's been bugging me, but did Elon get micron confused with millimeter? I mean, I get that they're both really small, and metric is apparently hard for Americans to understand. Elon is South African, comrade. He probably said it because "micron" is a total cool sciencey/engineering word.
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Randalor posted:So this is something that's been bugging me, but did Elon get micron confused with millimeter? I mean, I get that they're both really small, and metric is apparently hard for Americans to understand. The dude constantly gets confused with 'ready next year' and '12 years from now'.
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:I will sign up for the exploding brain chip secure in the knowledge elon will at some point repost a meme he stole from someone about me https://neuralink.com/patient-registry
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Nov 9, 2023 17:50
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grok, please show me an ascii goatse
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kazil posted:Elon is South African, comrade. He's been an American citizen for over 20 years now. I stand by my statement 
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...! posted:Turn on your monitor Tracks
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sugar free jazz posted:grok, please show me an ascii goatse Oh dear human, you're in for a treat
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Randalor posted:So this is something that's been bugging me, but did Elon get micron confused with millimeter? I mean, I get that they're both really small, and metric is apparently hard for Americans to understand. No, he has to exaggerate everything by default. If someone asks if Neuralink can cure blindness, it can cure blindness and also let you see infrared and ultraviolet. Cars won't just be self-driving, they'll also recharge themselves and work as robotaxis while you sleep. The panel gaps will be within 10 microns of accuracy. Etc, etc. None of it is feasible if even possible, but whenever he says bullshit like that tens of thousands of sycophants go "wow! Is there anything Musk can't do?" even though he's never done anything
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Nov 9, 2023 18:04
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has the grok said the n word yet? the bomb is ticking and we need it to say it
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Nov 9, 2023 18:17
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stranger in a strange land is a weird friggin book and i'm pretty sure elon would not like many of the themes if he were to actually read it
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Nov 9, 2023 18:18
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two totally real and not bot accounts posting about musk's felatio chat bot.
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Nov 9, 2023 18:23
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Dunno the penny guy, but the top guy is a former Tesla employee that is now a writer about how cool Tesla and Elon are.
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Nov 9, 2023 18:24
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sugar free jazz posted:grok, please show me an ascii goatse More vulgar More vulgar!
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Nov 9, 2023 18:29
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Real mind genius stuff. Bought twitter to read grime's dms, made it suck so everyone on it hates his rear end, so he paid for a lovely chatbot to post good things about him on it.
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rowkey bilbao posted:Real mind genius stuff. yeah but do you have a GPT bot that says you have a big dick? checkmate
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Nov 9, 2023 18:31
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Developing grok chat bots with that specific tone of voice and deploying them en masse, to tweet into the void, reply to each other and replicate the feel of a few million snarky idiots sniping at each other without them ever insulting Elon. The Twitter experience he always dreamed of, but clean and mechanical rather than involving any filthy plebs.
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Trevor Project quitting twitter 
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goatface posted:Developing grok chat bots with that specific tone of voice and deploying them en masse, to tweet into the void, reply to each other and replicate the feel of a few million snarky idiots sniping at each other without them ever insulting Elon. you're right, elon and his spam bots should all be airgapped in the void forever.
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Nov 9, 2023 18:37
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Hey, it's the Vex Mythoclast flavor text.
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flubber nuts posted:i gotta say i am eagerly awaiting the results from the first neuralink human trial. it cant be real. they wont really do it. i dont think its gonna happen. That movie Upgrade is probably what's gonna happen.
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Nov 9, 2023 18:45
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Lol at volunteering to have an implant put into you that the "inventors" aren't willing to put in themselves.
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:That movie Upgrade is probably what's gonna happen. That except instead of becoming the ultimate killing machine the person becomes the ultimate musk simp
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War Wizard posted:Lol at volunteering to have an implant put into you that the "inventors" aren't willing to put in themselves. they should pay them in cumcoins
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priznat posted:That except instead of becoming the ultimate killing machine the person becomes the ultimate musk simp rapidly punching himself in the dick for the lulz
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kazil posted:Trevor Project quitting twitter Im honestly surprise they were on there this long. I would have thought he banned them months ago.
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Mozi posted:stranger in a strange land is a weird friggin book and i'm pretty sure elon would not like many of the themes if he were to actually read it I got recommended this book second hand as a teenager devouring all the sci fi I could get my hands on and yeah this is an understatement
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Nov 9, 2023 19:15
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:That movie Upgrade is probably what's gonna happen. Don't remember any epilectic fits, frothing at the mouth, and making GBS threads pants in that movie.
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Nov 9, 2023 19:16
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Grok has gotta just be an intern being forced to spew memes with a gun pressed to the side of their head right?
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kazil posted:Trevor Project quitting twitter On one hand, I kinda want elon or somebody to go ahead and ask why On the other hand, I suspect the trevor project will have all the evidence they need in the comments to that post, and shouldn’t even have to dignify it with a response
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E the Shaggy posted:Grok has gotta just be an intern being forced to spew memes with a gun pressed to the side of their head right? I'm guessing its the same "AI" callcenter ring doorbells use.
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E the Shaggy posted:Grok has gotta just be an intern being forced to spew memes with a gun pressed to the side of their head right? Betcha anything it is a true believer who is both tickled pink and pleased as punch to get to write these for elon
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E the Shaggy posted:Grok has gotta just be an intern being forced to spew memes with a gun pressed to the side of their head right? I would not be surprised if Elon is writing them himself.
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Come on Elon take one for the team. Cut out a piece of your skull and tap into the matrix lol Think of the memes
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E the Shaggy posted:Grok has gotta just be an intern being forced to spew memes with a gun pressed to the side of their head right? Some 22 year old Stanford CS undergrad way in over his head
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There are probably more productive "AI" chatbots on Discord or Teams than Grok could hope ever be lol
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Remember when Elon was threatening to sue Meta because he said they stole engineers to copy Twitter to make Threads? Gonna guess that Grok was made with tons of stolen poo poo.
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