TNF 11/9 GT Panthers@Bears: Legally it's Animal Cruelty

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Okay now I'm seeing what a Mummer's costume looks like.

I have a friend who loved to sing The Mummer's Dance at karaoke years ago

if you�ve never seen the mummers before you�re in for a treat

every new year we pack Broad Street with doughy blue collar motherfuckers in outfits that�d make a showgirl go �maybe tone it down there buddy�

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

This secret bagent is BURNT

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:18

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

trevorreznik posted:

Who is Tyler Scott?

A secret weapon

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:18

pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

Bagent is bad at throwing the ball, last completion be damned

The Bears should be all Foreman and Roschon until they turn it over on downs

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:18

Ummagumma: Jul 19, 2004; skydog

trevorreznik posted:

Who is Tyler Scott?

Our 4th round pick this year, he is small but fast

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:18

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

real weird forced perspective there to make Bryce look almost as tall as andey

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:18

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Kurgarra Queen posted:

If you're saying Tyson Bagent is good, you're either incredibly dumb or you hate yourself and/or the world.

Bagent brings a lot of moxie and grit to the table. He�s a real gamer and he brings a lunch pail to work. You can tell his teammates respect him, and they just rally around the guy. It�s just astonishing to see this guy, did you know he played in Division 2? For a guy like this to start in the NFL, with the heart that he brings and that never quit attitude, you just have to tip your hat off to him. When he sails a throw wide of his receiver in the backfield, he does it with such impressive tenacity. You feel blessed just to watch. It�s what Chicago has been looking for, and that�s what they�re trying to teach Justin, is to sit him down and put on the Bagent tape, and then Justin will retire because he can�t match Tyson�s courage and intangibles.

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:18

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Byson Tagent

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ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

Game's going pretty quick, I appreciate their efforts

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TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

CapnAndy posted:

if you’ve never seen the mummers before you’re in for a treat

every new year we pack Broad Street with doughy blue collar motherfuckers in outfits that’d make a showgirl go “maybe tone it down there buddy”

Sounds like a trip to Philly is on my bucket list

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

struggling to stay awake :[ my bedtime isnt for like 2 more hours but im not gonna make it at this rate

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:19

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

ahahah, that ball just died in the air.

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:19

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

CapnAndy posted:

if you�ve never seen the mummers before you�re in for a treat

every new year we pack Broad Street with doughy blue collar motherfuckers in outfits that�d make a showgirl go �maybe tone it down there buddy�

Is Gritty involved?

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:19

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

what the gently caress was that throw

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:19

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Aww go for it again

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:19

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

The hell was that?

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:19

Kurgarra Queen: Jun 11, 2008; GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Both QBs currently averaging less than five yards per attempt.

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:19

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

fishing with the fam posted:

ahahah, that ball just died in the air.

it was like when you throw a frisbee at the wrong angle and it just kind of falls straight down

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:20

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

CapnAndy posted:

if you�ve never seen the mummers before you�re in for a treat

every new year we pack Broad Street with doughy blue collar motherfuckers in outfits that�d make a showgirl go �maybe tone it down there buddy�

slutty and garish is the best way

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:20

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

bean mom posted:

struggling to stay awake :[ my bedtime isnt for like 2 more hours but im not gonna make it at this rate

Do what I�m doing to stay awake: :jpmf:

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:20

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

im getting real sick of hearing Higher by Creed

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:20

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

Good God, this isn't even GOOD bad quarterbacking with insane decisions and hilarious picks, it's just 50% completion rates for < 5 yard averages.

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:20

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Kurgarra Queen posted:

Both QBs currently averaging less than five yards per attempt.

I'm honestly shocked neither has been picked yet.

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:20

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

i hate this game, i want it scrubbed from my mind

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:20

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

These teams suck

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:20

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

Mr. Nice! posted:

I'm honestly shocked neither has been picked yet.

most picks are past the line of scrimmage

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:20

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

really queer Christmas posted:

i hate this game, i want it scrubbed from my mind

And it�s not even half way done yet :getin:

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:21

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

this is a classic TNF

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:21

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

A ball has to be catchable to be picked

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Failson: Sep 2, 2018; Fun Shoe

Man, just send Michaels and Herbstreit home, they can beat the traffic.

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:21

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

what are the MW games even about at this point

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:22

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Sounds like a trip to Philly is on my bucket list

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J7j2WOnvJI

Every New Year's Day, this

for about 8 hours

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:22

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

FizFashizzle posted:

what are the MW games even about at this point

Modern Warfare III is a remake of Modern Warfare 2

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:22

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

I feel like we're gonna see a QB unintentionally throw a lateral to nobody and it gets scooped

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:22

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

FizFashizzle posted:

what are the MW games even about at this point

Getting you to play Warzone

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

we don�t have to worry about seeing an intentional grounding call

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Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Bryce Young's Slender Bone Structure

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:23

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

FizFashizzle posted:

what are the MW games even about at this point

They leaned so hard into military propaganda that they forgot how to make an actually interesting game anymore

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:23

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

"Sorry folks but we have a much better game next week"

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Alaois posted:

Bryce Young's Slender Bone Structure

Next they�ll bring out a phrenologist

# ? Nov 10, 2023 03:23

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