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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Despite the protests of millions, it's Thursday Night Football!

See! The Carolina Panthers!



Each of those boxes is just a regular combo meal.

Thrill at their incredible shrinking quarterback! Chill with the relaxing vibes of their offense! Spill your popcorn and don't feel bad about getting up and missing anything!

See! The Chicago Bears!



I'm just not sure what to post here at this point. I've seen several Bears games this year for some reason and I have no idea what their offensive or defensive identity is supposed to be. What the hell is that offense supposed to be doing? Like they're not a run heavy offense. They're not a fuckit goin' deep kind of team. I don't think they're going for short throws with YAC. They play like a team that was created in Dall-e where if you look closely enough, nobody has the right amount of fingers. Anyway, check out Tyson Bagel! His dad is an arm wrestler!

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I'm a certified NFL sicko but I'm really looking forward to this travesty of a TNF game.

The tank commanders will be in full force.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I have a feeling this is going to be a high scoring shootout.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Kirios posted:

I'm a certified NFL sicko but I'm really looking forward to this travesty of a TNF game.

The tank commanders will be in full force.

I had a slightly crappy day and just want this game to be dumb as poo poo for my entertainment.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Kirios posted:

I'm a certified NFL sicko but I'm really looking forward to this travesty of a TNF game.

The tank commanders will be in full force.

Good news on that front as no matter who loses, Chicago improves their draft stock.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Da Bears

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Because of DST my body thinks I should be watching terrible football right now

RG2023
Nov 9, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
LET loving GO?!

RG2023
Nov 9, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
Jesus Christ eat some dinner. Think of your jaw line.

RG2023
Nov 9, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
Yes, the memorial piece of a guy who went to kill other humans and now he has to watch the Chicago Bears....

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
Is Justin Fields still dead?
Either way I guess I'll watch this, I don't have anything better to do.

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
Lol, that didn't take long

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Mr. Nice! posted:

I have a feeling this is going to be a high scoring shootout.

last defense to score wins

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Kurgarra Queen posted:

Is Justin Fields still dead?
Either way I guess I'll watch this, I don't have anything better to do.

Yup, prepare yourself for the thrills of a Tyson Bagent

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
When the Bears lose this game, and gently caress themselves out of a top 3 pick because of it I am going to ascend.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
DA BEARS!!!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i hope andy dalton gets to play after the panthers are up 3 scores in the 4th

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
Whoever wins, we lose

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Everything Egg bagel

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
I'm going to make a bold call here: one of these offenses is going to have a great game.

*Also, these two teams are terrible.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
A cheddar jalapeno bagel sounds good to me, but I never see them and rarely eat bagels, so I default to everything.

Either is better than these two teams.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
I ate leftover pizza and now have heartburn.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

How come an Everything bagel never includes jalapeno, cheddar, raisins, or cinnamon??? Why must we live through these lies???

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

3 DONG HORSE posted:

How come an Everything bagel never includes jalapeno, cheddar, raisins, or cinnamon??? Why must we live through these lies???

Does it even have blueberries?

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Kurgarra Queen posted:

A cheddar jalapeno bagel sounds good to me, but I never see them and rarely eat bagels, so I default to everything.

Either is better than these two teams.

They're really good, but not usually very heavy on the jalapeno - it just adds a tiny bit of bite to the bagel

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



I suspect things are not going great on my life right now, because I'm about to watch this game.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
This game will be amazing do not doubt the power of super clown ball

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Elephanthead posted:

Does it even have blueberries?

blueberries are garbage fruit and shouldn't be included anywhere :colbert:

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

I suspect things are not going great on my life right now, because I'm about to watch this game.

Don't act like you aren't excited.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Sicko reporting for duty!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Kurgarra Queen posted:

A cheddar jalapeno bagel sounds good to me, but I never see them and rarely eat bagels, so I default to everything.

Either is better than these two teams.

Dunkins used to have them decades ago but stopped because they were cowards.

There's a small local chain that still carries them, and a linguica, egg and cheese sammich on one is divine.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I loving love punting, I hope we see so many sick punts tonight

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
I am excited for everyone who hasn't had the chance yet to see what us Panthers fans have been upset about for weeks now

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
It will be interesting to watch Thursday Night Football drag the Bears and Panthers down to its level

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

hell yeah robert randolph intro

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
As a certified sicko, I want to watch this game and enjoy the stupidity.

On the other hand, I’m exhausted and will probably be asleep before halftime.

gently caress the Cowboys.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Benne posted:

I loving love punting, I hope we see so many sick punts tonight

Johnny Hekker gonna go for the rekkor'd.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

SICKOS ONLY

WHERE MY SICKOS AT :sickos:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys.

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Jul 1, 2004

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