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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


fartknocker posted:

Jesus gotta catch that
Not even Jesus can save this game

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Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Shoulda had that Tyrique

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The on-screen graphic showing field goal range might as well be in another time zone for Carolina.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
lol how is that of all things not a flag

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
???????

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

lmao

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

ComfyPants posted:

Her outfit was sick

She looked like a Wild West Wizard, with a six-shooter wand

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Need a bot that says 'If they could catch they'd be wide receivers' every time someone complains about a DB dropping a ball

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







my prediction that this was going to be a national mask off game for bryce is looking good

oh man he took a dive

trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023
refs hoping that by backing the bears up they'll kneel and we can get to halftime

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Bryce is loving awful, he isn't good at the stuff they said he was good at and is even worse than expected at the things they thought would be his weaknesses.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





GO 4 IT cowards!

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

I definitely expected Bryce to be more accurate than this if nothing else

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

The most Thursday of football games.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

you can't call for a fair catch then go "wup.. whoa! waaaah! wahey!" juggling the ball around in your arms while running upfield 50 yards guys. it's not rocket science

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Intruder posted:

lol how is that of all things not a flag

Apparently because he was juggling it, but the replay didn't show that at all, just the player turning and flopping after contact

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

maybe Bryce will have a Goff-esque late bloom?? his mechanics look bad though

even with good receivers his stats would be the same tonight

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Thank you to everyone who said they liked WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER we're gonna be hearing this poo poo for five years now

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

FizFashizzle posted:

my prediction that this was going to be a national mask off game for bryce is looking good

oh man he took a dive

What mask was is it that he was wearing exactly?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







The 7th Guest posted:

maybe Bryce will have a Goff-esque late bloom?? his mechanics look bad though

even with good receivers his stats would be the same tonight

listen Bryce is passing like a point guard out there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLfsHsVuqig

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

fsif posted:

What mask was is it that he was wearing exactly?

good player surrounded by bad talent

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

the makeup flag

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

I won’t outright say bust but if this was a game of horse Bryce would be two letters in already

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

AndrewP posted:

I definitely expected Bryce to be more accurate than this if nothing else

he throws the ball like he has no feet

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Johnson already took a concussion this year. Please be nice to his head.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Shinji2015 posted:

Apparently because he was juggling it, but the replay didn't show that at all, just the player turning and flopping after contact

It doesn't matter if you're juggling it, you're still entitled to fair catch protection until the ball hits the ground. I know this because of a game where a Texans returner got lit up while juggling it and got the flag

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I am again shocked that enough betters would take the over in a game QBed by Bagent and Young with this playcalling that the line would be at 38.


:flag: #5.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Alaois posted:

he throws the ball like he has no feet

he has to stand on his toes to see over the line

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
Yeah, the Panthers are clearly a bad team, but Bryce Young doesn't look very good at all.
I mean, he seems better than alleged wunderkind Tyson Bagent though!

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

FizFashizzle posted:

listen Bryce is passing like a point guard out there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLfsHsVuqig

If a football was shaped like a basketball and everyone else on the team was 6'10" he'd probably be pretty good

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







fsif posted:

What mask was is it that he was wearing exactly?

people saying that none of this is his fault, bad coaching, bad team etc

bryce's mechanics are poo poo and he can't complete the route tree

also its probably the first panthers game a lot of people are getting to see

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Alaois posted:

he throws the ball like he has no feet

So like Astroboy?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

thjese teams are scoring 39. if you don't like hearing something like that then it's got nothing to do with me

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

the panthers drafted a more boring version of Johnny Manziel

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Bagent concussed

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
FIRST DOWN BAGENTY

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







oh he might be concussed

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

FizFashizzle posted:

my prediction that this was going to be a national mask off game for bryce is looking good

oh man he took a dive

Nothing that happens on Thursday Night Football proves anything

But yeah he looks bad

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Panthers fans will breathe a sigh of relief when the team moves on from Bryce, only to bring in Tannehill next year

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Kurgarra Queen posted:

I mean, he seems better than alleged wunderkind Tyson Bagent though!

ehhh I wouldn't say that

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