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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Tayter Swift posted:

oh holy poo poo lol



BEARS and YOUNG and REICH all fit

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

LOL god this sucks

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




TheKingslayer posted:

They said he read the field good and would learn to do other stuff good too.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
bad football is good

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







oh that should have been six

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Bears are jumping every route lmao

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


oh my god that was almost a pick 6

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
SACK SACK SACK

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




xbilkis posted:

BEARS and YOUNG and REICH all fit

So do Bryce and Tyson

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

he doesn't look like he wants to be playing football

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
God how does he hold onto the ball so long. The Bears pass rush isn't getting to him quick and it's pretty obvious when the line is breaking down

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Sacks the only thing that moves the clock

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
The field must look cool from your own three yard line, like the whole world is in front of you.

Canopus250
Feb 18, 2005

You guys are taking me along this time? Right? Wait Shaundi is going? This is bullshit man!

This is just a miserable game

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

fishing with the fam posted:

This game is a testament to no matter where he goes the quarterback play is going to be abysmal. This game is the hell he is trapped in.

Best connection he ever had with a QB was Teddy Bridgewater, I'm pretty certain. Or maybe PJ Walker

Alaois posted:

he doesn't look like he wants to be playing football

I mean

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


They gotta make a touchdown from here right?

Right?

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
he just drops back and looks at the ground like he's embarrassed and waits for a sack. what did we do. what did this group of absolute morons do.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

This is loving miserable lol

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Also a rare game where the football is worse than the commentary.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

SirPablo posted:

B E A R S

YOUNG

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Murdstone posted:

They gotta make a touchdown from here right?

Right?

:lol: good one

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Murdstone posted:

They gotta make a touchdown from here right?

Right?

You'll get a Santos FG and you'll like it.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Murdstone posted:

They gotta make a touchdown from here right?

Right?

Why bother when they can easily kick for the win if they gain 10 yards.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

zimbomonkey posted:

he just drops back and looks at the ground like he's embarrassed and waits for a sack. what did we do. what did this group of absolute morons do.

Honestly would not be surprised to see him just start taking a knee after a few seconds. It’s amazing.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Calvin Throckmorton huh

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







SirPablo posted:

Also a rare game where the football is worse than the commentary.

well they wont let the panthers bring in players from other teams

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




AndrewP posted:

Calvin Throckmorton huh

I love how if anyone on the team is going to have a long surname, like 10 letters or more, it's going to be someone on the offensive line.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

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fishing with the fam posted:

You'll get a Santos FG and you'll like it.
Feeling optimistic about this drive, huh?

Canopus250
Feb 18, 2005

You guys are taking me along this time? Right? Wait Shaundi is going? This is bullshit man!

A bootleg, panthers should take notes that they too could do that

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

love it or hate it, this is how the founding fathers meant for football to be played

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Canopus250 posted:

A bootleg, panthers should take notes that they too could do that

they did, once, at the start of the game, and bryce overthrew his receiver who was 7 yards out

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Lol the "cherish" the ability to make one click prop bets from a smartphone

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
I hope the Mike Singletary episode talks about the time he dropped his pants in front of the 49ers and spread his cheeks so he could call them assholes

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

This game makes me feel like I've been drugged.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Bip Roberts posted:

Lol the "cherish" the ability to make one click prop bets from a smartphone

Did al say that?

Canopus250
Feb 18, 2005

You guys are taking me along this time? Right? Wait Shaundi is going? This is bullshit man!

Alaois posted:

they did, once, at the start of the game, and bryce overthrew his receiver who was 7 yards out

Ah, I missed the first 5 minutes or so of the game picking up pizza

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

whenever i think of mike singletary now i think about how when he was coach of the niners, he used to sit around in the showers naked and yell at people that came in

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
incredible fake to a one yard scramble out of bounds.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

TheKingslayer posted:

This game makes me feel like I've been drugged.

That's why I went ahead and did that beforehand so I'd know it was me

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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
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TheKingslayer posted:

This game makes me feel like I've been drugged.

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