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One would think that with all the money he has made through his canny stock picks, kais would not need crowdfunded welfare
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Koburn posted:and zero percent chance Kais and this lady have any non-transactional relationship. He had to start a gofundme to even attend lmao https://www.gofundme.com/f/bbbyq-is-going-to-the-moon 
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CharlestheHammer posted:According to that video on him he’s an Uber driver but nothing else about his lifestyle makes any sense with that info maybe he is a “driver” aka a manager of a group of escorts
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naem posted:maybe he is a “driver” aka a manager of a group of escorts is this a thing? or is a a urban legend thing? seems like its a bad idea to do crimes with a panoption techapp that police regular buy data for.
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PhazonLink posted:is this a thing? or is a a urban legend thing? seems like its a bad idea to do crimes with a panoption techapp that police regular buy data for. This guy seems like he makes very good decisions, and if he’s doing it, it must be smart.
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PhazonLink posted:is this a thing? or is a a urban legend thing? seems like its a bad idea to do crimes with a panoption techapp that police regular buy data for. The trick is to pay off the police.
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CommissarMega posted:I admit, I haven't been keeping up with the drama- who's this Bill Pulte fellow? Hmm, good question. Let's see what the Pulte Family Charitable Foundation has to say about him.  At the time of writing, this disclaimer is the FIRST thing you see upon visiting https://www.pultefamilyfoundation.org/ and has been for over a month. That's the first thing the people running this foundation want you to know about it, not its goals or values, but that it is NOT ASSOCIATED WITH BILL PULTE. That's how prolific he has been about using his name for clout. Bill Pulte is the ultimate failson. Why has he latched onto apes? Simple...  He knows easy marks when he sees them. He wants the apes to believe that he's one of their precious Good Billionaires so when he launches a project, the apes will funnel money into it with the ferocity of someone who believes they are saving the world. He also has a titanic ego and loves attention, so that's another motivating factor.
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Wouldn't it make more sense for Kais to be managing escorts via a shell taxi company rather than Uber if that's what he was doing? Like how would that work, someone wants to hire a prostitute and so they order an Uber and hope they get Kais? He generally seems to be genuinely broke and not the kind of person who would the resources to run any sort of criminal operation. Granted I don't know poo poo about making money off crimes burnishedfume fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Nov 9, 2023 |
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burnishedfume posted:Wouldn't it make more sense for Kais to be managing escorts via a shell taxi company rather than Uber? Like how would that work, someone wants to hire a prostitute and so they order an Uber and hope they get Kais? He generally seems to be genuinely broke and not the kind of person who would the resources to run any sort of criminal operation. Neither do apes but that hasn't stopped them from making massive investments based on how they think people make money on crimes. Honestly though I have no loving clue what's going on with Kais. I have no idea why the more successful grifters like PP and Pulte give him the time of day.
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Kais is a true believer who was in very early on and happened to just get signal boosted to minor celebrity in the community. Pulte and Co invite him along because he provides a thin veneer of credibility for cheap.
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But they didn’t invite him, he bought a ticket!
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Tunisia has arranged marriages, also wasnt he like a doctor or something before he moved? His backstory is weird and it’s possible he’s one of those people whose brain has just seemingly broken, social media and us politics and climate change is a lot to deal with.
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AMC just issue another 350 million in new shares and is down 20% in one day. CEO seems to be squeezing these guys for every penny he can get. Good for him.
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A new letter dropped from the corpse of BBBY to the DTC requesting the final deletion of the CUSIP. Some Apes are eternally hopeful, but there is a significant amount of open discontent. We know this will never entirely die, but I can see a few people finally jumping off here if even the sentiment in /r/ThePPShow can't be maintained. Letter from DK Butterfly to DTC    Red daggers next to the score indicate a controversial comment, getting roughly equal upvotes and downvotes.   Stock Digest is mod and locked this subthread. Guarantee this guy got banned.  
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Love how they twist "this is done, you won't get any money from us, ever. if you do its a scam" in to "as long as there exists fraud, that means we could get paid! and the evil hedgefunds still draw breath! this is a message from ryan cohen himself assuring us that the money will come, soon!"
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an ape posted:We need more eyes on this letter and what it means for equity. translation: I haven't heard an interpretation of this obviously final-nail-in-the-coffin document that I like, so I need people to keep churning up bullshit interpretations until I hear something I like and therefore can agree with. I don't think pp is ever going to face actual consequences for the scam he's been simultaneously pulling and being a mark for, but interest in BBBY is going to fade when these dopes find a new lost cause to throw their money at until it dies a very predictable death.
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I will review the entire business correspondence of BBBY. Feel free to correct me and guide me during this process. I am pretty much illiterate. First line, what is the function of To Whom It May Concern?
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Serious_Cyclone posted:translation: I haven't heard an interpretation of this obviously final-nail-in-the-coffin document that I like, so I need people to keep churning up bullshit interpretations until I hear something I like and therefore can agree with. But BBBY turned into BBBYQ due to filing for bankruptcy and the liquidation completed and some brokers have already removed the shares from ports because they are legally worthless. I don't think you can trade them on any network. BBBY(Q) is done.
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pixaal posted:But BBBY turned into BBBYQ due to filing for bankruptcy and the liquidation completed and some brokers have already removed the shares from ports because they are legally worthless. I don't think you can trade them on any network. BBBY(Q) is done. Agreed, but I don't think the interest in it by apes will ever truly end, there are still apes HODLing sears stock
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our company is so dead we are authorizing the source of truth database to delete our primary key this is good for stonk because
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pixaal posted:But BBBY turned into BBBYQ due to filing for bankruptcy and the liquidation completed and some brokers have already removed the shares from ports because they are legally worthless. I don't think you can trade them on any network. BBBY(Q) is done. This is part of the plan. Can't be issued new stocks on the blockchain until the old ones are cancelled. My tits are jacked!
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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:A new letter dropped from the corpse of BBBY to the DTC requesting the final deletion of the CUSIP. This is just the Monty Python dead parrot sketch with the roles reversed.
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Any day now, my iraqi dinars will be worth billions Any day now
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just gotta hodl for a little while longer, there's gotta be someone out there that wants those net operating losses
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Rhandhali posted:I always assumed anyone doing "technical analysis" of a stock is just reading entrails unless proven otherwise. But it's funny to see augury used on a dead stock.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/17rhoii/temporarily_closed_bullish/ where an ape gets excited because Google has a BBBY store flagged as "temporarily closed", which means ... something! Bullish!
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Any time I might feel sorry for the people still in this cult, something like Apparently a GME cultist mod and a BBBY god-tier D&D writer are arguing live on Twitter right now. Instead of wasting brain cells listening to that trash, let's see how the ppcultists are processing this. Oh and important detail: the GME mod is a woman. Pops up.
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I walked by a closed BBY store and some of the blackout window paper had peeled back and I looked in through the crack and there were people in there with hoods and robes sacrificing apes that had been stolen from the local zoo is this bullish?
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bird with big dick posted:I walked by a closed BBY store and some of the blackout window paper had peeled back and I looked in through the crack and there were people in there with hoods and robes sacrificing apes that had been stolen from the local zoo is this bullish? BBY is Best Buy, I think you mean BBBYQ
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bird with big dick posted:I walked by a closed BBY store and some of the blackout window paper had peeled back and I looked in through the crack and there were people in there with hoods and robes sacrificing apes that had been stolen from the local zoo is this bullish? Look as any top wall street trader knows, if things go to poo poo a little devil worshiping always worth a shot. I was going to say it could never hurt, but I mean knowing these clowns they'd gently caress up the invocation, and so yeah that's not strictly true. Always remember the correct words people!
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pixaal posted:BBY is Best Buy, I think you mean BBBYQ SIMIAN SACRIFICE AT BEST BUY GIFS AT 11
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the holy poopacy posted:It's unlikely. It took huge institutional bets to make this happen for Gamestop, and now they've basically convinced themselves that the historic levels of short interest that GME had somehow aren't actually a necessary ingredient to create the MOASS. A foundation moment in Ape mythology is when the Robin Hood app turned off the buy button. It wasn’t actually that nefarious, Robin Hood basically ran out of liquid money to actually close those trades, and other brokers could continue to buy GME. But if it was a conspiracy by Wall Street to kill the squeeze… why the gently caress would you ever put money into stock trading again if the billionaire class can nullify your trades at any time? If you do get the real mother of all squeezes, why the gently caress would the fed print a gorillion dollars and send them to you at the expense of capital?
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Pratchett had it right about the kind of person who won't believe the word of scientists, experts, wizards, or the Pope, but will believe literally anything that a man in a pub tells them. Or nowadays, someone on Facebook. They pretty much actively seek out the most sketchy and absurd sources for everything.
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Elden Lord Godfrey posted:A foundation moment in Ape mythology is when the Robin Hood app turned off the buy button. It wasn’t actually that nefarious, Robin Hood basically ran out of liquid money to actually close those trades, and other brokers could continue to buy GME. But if it was a conspiracy by Wall Street to kill the squeeze… why the gently caress would you ever put money into stock trading again if the billionaire class can nullify your trades at any time? If you do get the real mother of all squeezes, why the gently caress would the fed print a gorillion dollars and send them to you at the expense of capital? Because to these kinds of people the rules of the economy are like the rules of physics. They won't just be changed to make a rich person richer (in reality, of course, they will). A company can't just declare bankruptcy, their obligations have to flow upward untill the fed prints $195 trillion to satisfy the apes obligation. Like anything else with apes, thinking forward will just get you confused; you have to think backward from the presumption that they're already rich to get to where they are, logically. "Sell blood to avoid selling GME shares" is the most terrifying statement in this batch.
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