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Data Graham posted:https://twitter.com/steakfrankhouse/status/1722994944678224097?s=46&t=lQp67x0cwqXGsAQWtQTGRA Instead of that, maybe.... I don't know, just stop loving doing the poo poo that makes people hate you? But no, I'm sure it's everyone else that's wrong, being mean to poor little Elon for no reason holtemon posted:It was only like 10% boos I think about this line way too often. The revelation that he was crying about it later in a locked room does not remotely surprise me
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That thing wouldn't even make it up my parents driveway
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That thing wouldn't even make it up Azhais' parents driveway
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You know people clown on Elon a lot for wanting to be liked but considering how poo poo the cybertruck obviously is, The only people who are going to buy it are people who want to do it out of fealty to their meme Lord
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Where is the squealing sound coming from? Its not the tyre on dirt.
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happyhippy posted:Where is the squealing sound coming from? its a moulded concrete course covered in about five centimetres of dirt to ensure a consistent offroading experience
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happyhippy posted:Where is the squealing sound coming from? Driver probably
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ellie the beep posted:its a moulded concrete course covered in about five centimetres of dirt to ensure a consistent offroading experience This is America
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Don't people need to pass a test and get a license to drive?
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redshirt posted:Don't people need to pass a test and get a license to drive? Not in all cases But also lol that is hardly why it's dumb
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redshirt posted:Don't people need to pass a test and get a license to drive? My driving test only covered advanced topics like "make sure your tires are aimed at the curb when parking on a hill"
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Play posted:The thing is just too goddamn heavy. Motors should have plenty of torque and power but that thing must weigh an insane amount. Can't wait until it's on the streets sheering the entire roof off a car along with the heads of the family inside Yeah a lighter truck will always have a better time offroading and these MFers really went "make a steel block. and make it off road capable" 🤡
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redshirt posted:Don't people need to pass a test and get a license to drive? Drive anywhere in America and tell me that people retain anything from that test
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I'm imagining that piece of poo poo probably has 1% charge left in it after that stunt. I really am looking forward to "The Homer" like sales figures.
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Azhais posted:My driving test only covered advanced topics like "make sure your tires are aimed at the curb when parking on a hill" I love how even a state as flat as a pancake tests for that won't even mention the term "parking brake" let alone test for its use
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I love the "they're driving poo poo on purpose to make sure lovely drivers can do it" excuse.
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The dumbest, simpiest mother fucker you know: Holy poo poo this is BAD rear end!!
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Ugh if that's a puff piece it's gonna suck poo poo. And I like most Aronofsky and A24 movies 
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Macichne Leainig posted:Yeah a lighter truck will always have a better time offroading and these MFers really went "make a steel block. and make it off road capable" 🤡 This is why monster trucks' bodies are made out of solid lead and depleted uranium
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When are we going to see the first lifted cyber truck. That's going to be hilarious
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I love the whispered “It doesn’t even have off-road tires”
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loving lol, I drive a 20 year old Subaru station wagon that would have eaten that hill for breakfast. How many pounds does that shitbox weigh? A million? A billion?
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Tea Party Crasher posted:When are we going to see the first lifted cyber truck. That's going to be hilarious Fun Fact!: since the suspensions of Teslas are mostly hollow like a bird's bones, the Crbrrtrkk will be able to perform the most fully sick jumps and stunts  e: once
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koshmar posted:I love the whispered “It doesn’t even have off-road tires” They'll have some marketed as TACTICAL TIRES and sell for minimum $1500 each lol
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holtemon posted:They'll have some marketed as TACTICAL TIRES and sell for minimum $1500 each lol Calling my shot right now they're going to be called Off-World tires
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Elon is going to say that they're capable of driving through lunar regolith and the promotional material will show them testing the tires in artificial vacuums
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It can drive under whipped cream
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It has been proven to be able to go up a mildly steep hill under fire from most subsonic ammunition. Where do I go to buy it?
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Modal Auxiliary posted:loving lol, I drive a 20 year old Subaru station wagon that would have eaten that hill for breakfast. How many pounds does that shitbox weigh? A million? A billion? Hell I just drove up a steep hill last weekend with this low end car and it didn't do all the squealing that cybertruck did, and I'm nowhere near a professional driver 
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Tea Party Crasher posted:When are we going to see the first lifted cyber truck. That's going to be hilarious lol they keep saying you can lift it with a voice command I bet it transforms into a train and a space shuttle too
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Zero VGS posted:Yeah whatever, that guy was supposed to do the Robocop remake and never came through. Remakes are usually bad anyway but I will never understand the decision to make a PG-13 remake of a classic, notoriously hyperviolent R-rated movie. Why would anyone watch that Seriously, what the gently caress
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