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Still can’t get over how the Cybertruck looks like a video game car that hasn’t rendered in properly. This snipe isn’t as bad as Elon Musk but not for lack of trying!
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Nothing will look as futuristic as a scrapped cybertruck molding in a junkyard
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Nov 11, 2023 03:05
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Breetai posted:Funny way to say thank you.  You should watch Robocop at least once or twice a year.
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Data Graham posted:Nothing will look as futuristic as a scrapped cybertruck molding in a junkyard Exotic vines covering it as a large skin bird flaps overhead
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Nov 11, 2023 03:15
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That part in RoboCop where the guy gets soaked in toxic waste and then explodes when Kurtwood Smith drives a car into him is the greatest scene in cinema.
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Nov 11, 2023 03:18
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Kosmo Gallion posted:That part in RoboCop where the guy gets soaked in toxic waste and then explodes when Kurtwood Smith drives a car into him is the greatest scene in cinema. Actually the greatest scene in cinema Is the fist fight in They Live between Roddy Piper and Keith David in that alleyway where he's trying to force him to wear sunglasses
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Nov 11, 2023 03:20
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This dude still alive and acting? He could be Elon.
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Nov 11, 2023 03:21
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Pennywise the Frown posted:This dude still alive and acting? He could be Elon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_McCrane Alive and kicking. Most people probably know him as the guy they loved to hate on ER who lost an arm to a helicopter and was then crushed to death by one (separate incidents)
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Nov 11, 2023 03:24
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That truck looks to be struggling about as much as a Camry would on that terrain.
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Nov 11, 2023 03:25
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Joke's on you, it's only pretending to struggle in order to collect more testing data
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BigglesSWE posted:Still can’t get over how the Cybertruck looks like a video game car that hasn’t rendered in properly.
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explosivo posted:That truck looks to be struggling about as much as a Camry would on that terrain. Assuming the camry had enough ground clearance, kind of hard to say from the video, I think it would struggle significantly less. It's much MUCH lighter, and yes it's front wheel drive but I don't think it would have too much trouble. I've driven a similar car, a 90s Honda Accord, up a steep driveway covered in snow and it did fine. I've got an AWD Acura that's twenty years old and has zero modifications. It would breeze over that obstacle without pause. Like literally zero issues
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Nov 11, 2023 03:33
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Captain Hygiene posted:Joke's on you, it's only pretending to struggle in order to collect more testing data It’s just a weird coincidence that the only test footage we’ve ever seen of cybertrucks is from testing the “go extremely slow and clumsily” functionality
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Nov 11, 2023 03:36
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Data Graham posted:It’s just a weird coincidence that the only test footage we’ve ever seen of cybertrucks is from testing the “go extremely slow and clumsily” functionality You can't handle the good stuff
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Nov 11, 2023 03:37
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The cybertruck can't climb a hill on dirt because according to its VIN decoder info it weighs 5 tons
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Nov 11, 2023 03:41
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maybeadracula posted:You can't handle the good stuff Hey babe, wake up, new CyberTruck driving in light snow videos have dropped
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Nov 11, 2023 03:42
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I dunno, somebody did, that's what counts He also did a commercial for Andrew Yang so he very well may be a Musk fan
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Hell I just drove up a steep hill last weekend with this low end car and it didn't do all the squealing that cybertruck did, and I'm nowhere near a professional driver Now we know why you're so sad
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Hell I just drove up a steep hill last weekend with this low end car and it didn't do all the squealing that cybertruck did, and I'm nowhere near a professional driver Is this bullet/arrow proof though?
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Nov 11, 2023 04:19
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Elon Musk stans dogecoin therefore the following is on topic for this thread:
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I have a 20 year old Ford Escape and it wouldn't even blink going up a slope like that. That pathetic thing is a loving embarrassment. Video for those without Twitter. (sound is an absolute must) https://i.imgur.com/M4q39aO.mp4
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Ooo first time I've caught a seraph post before the permaban.
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PrettySusIfUAskMe posted:Elon Musk stans dogecoin therefore the following is on topic for this thread: And speaking of loving pathetic - it's Seraph!
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Nov 11, 2023 04:28
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kazil posted:Is this bullet/arrow proof though? It's about as resistant to rifle bullets as the cybertruck. And the windows are probably stronger.
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Nov 11, 2023 04:30
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I have a 20 year old Ford Escape and it wouldn't even blink going up a slope like that. That pathetic thing is a loving embarrassment. Also check out how the 50? year old jeep behind it has no problems. With what appears to be more passenger and cargo space. https://www.instagram.com/p/CzMR7U0x1v6/?igshid=MWNuMm84YmN4aTY5&img_index=3
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Nov 11, 2023 04:32
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Elon be likeJack Handey posted:I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint.
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edit: ^^^ that's pretty uncannyMegillah Gorilla posted:I have a 20 year old Ford Escape and it wouldn't even blink going up a slope like that. That pathetic thing is a loving embarrassment. The whole... just everything about this is so dumb. The people who are going to buy this car do not go off road and will not use it as a work vehicle so the lol X marketing is completely wrong. The people who buy this just want to show it off. There is nothing about this thing that is super innovative or groundbreaking. It's just so 
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That's a very ugly car. Lol if you paid money for that voluntarily.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:edit: ^^^ that's pretty uncanny They don't go offroading or use it as a work truck but they very much theoretically want to be able to, same as every oversized truck that only exists to be shown off. The fiction about being a real working man is in fact what they're trying to show off
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Nov 11, 2023 04:49
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"I think I can I think I can!" - Elon's CyberTruck driving up a hill
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reignonyourparade posted:They don't go offroading or use it as a work truck but they very much theoretically want to be able to, same as every oversized truck that only exists to be shown off. The fiction about being a real working man is in fact what they're trying to show off I know I use my oversized off roading truck sole for going through the middle of roundabouts, just as god intended. No roads gonna tell me how roundly I should drive. 
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dr_rat posted:I know I use my oversized off roading truck sole for going through the middle of roundabouts, just as god intended. The e-Cayonaro
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The Cybertruck is the premier car for the discerning consumer who is looking to automatically commit manslaughter if they cause an accident
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MrQwerty posted:The Cybertruck is the premier car for the discerning consumer who is looking to automatically commit manslaughter if they cause an accident Can you commit manslaughter on yourself by buying a Cybertruck?
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The driver knows the car can easily clear this hill they are just afraid the car will explode if they accelerate too fast.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:The people who buy this just want to show it off.
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Grey Cat posted:The driver knows the car can easily clear this hill they are just afraid the car will explode if they accelerate too fast. There was a child at the top of the hill. This just shows how good the manual breaks are.
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The cybertruck looks like something from a failed Kickstarter project
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Grey Cat posted:The driver knows the car can easily clear this hill they are just afraid the car will explode if they accelerate too fast. There's actually a child on the road behind it
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Burning_Monk posted:There was a child at the top of the hill. This just shows how good the manual breaks are. I'm surprised he had the strength to control the vehicle then.
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