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My favorite part is at 38 seconds, when the rear tires dynamically realign the vehicle so it can go up the hill at maximum efficiency.
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The lighting stock can probably do that poo poo without breaking a sweat. It actually has a mechanical lock for the rear diff (that rarely needs to be used because the modulation is pretty good from what I have read). I've seen that thing lifted in 35s and I bet it would crush most trails.
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Nov 11, 2023 05:15
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Why would you even release that footage
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Nov 11, 2023 05:16
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Yeah I'm interested in some in depth discussion from a real 4x4 expert to break down what's going on and why it's nothing great. Although then the poor soul would be dogpiled by dozens of weird musk dickriders so probably not worth it.
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Nov 11, 2023 05:18
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coconono posted:Why would you even release that footage people who like cybertruck know poo poo all about cars and think that looks good. Don't have twitter to check the comments, be pretty sure it will be full of blue tick praise.
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Nov 11, 2023 05:20
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priznat posted:Yeah I'm interested in some in depth discussion from a real 4x4 expert to break down what's going on and why it's nothing great. Although then the poor soul would be dogpiled by dozens of weird musk dickriders so probably not worth it.  
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Nov 11, 2023 05:26
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He's not gonna reply, Wes.
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Nov 11, 2023 05:32
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The driver isn’t even trying to drive up the slope, he doesn’t care anymore. The truck will easily outlive him. And there’s nobody up there either. Why bother doing it?
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Nov 11, 2023 05:32
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I poo poo MYSELF ON PURPOSE
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Hmmm I wonder if there's any financial reason a man with the handle @Teslatrip would be defending the cyber truck
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Nov 11, 2023 05:37
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Tea Party Crasher posted:Hmmm I wonder if there's any financial reason a man with the handle @Teslatrip would be defending the cyber truck Two symptoms of the same worms
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Nov 11, 2023 05:39
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If a gangbanger with a sub-sonic gun, or a tribalist with a bow and arrow attacked the Tesla Cybertruck could easily fend them off.
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Nov 11, 2023 05:42
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 you actually want your rear tires to lose traction in the middle of climbing a steep incline
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Nov 11, 2023 05:45
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Nelson Mandingo posted:If a gangbanger with a sub-sonic gun, or a tribalist with a bow and arrow attacked the Tesla Cybertruck could easily fend them off. And yet when a small child stands their ground and hits it with a rock from a slingshot the mighty cybertruck falls to the ground dead.
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Nov 11, 2023 05:46
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I design all my cars for people who have no idea how to drive
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Nov 11, 2023 05:56
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:I design all my cars for people who have no idea how to drive Why would you need to know how to drive a based AI robot car that drives itself anyway
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Nov 11, 2023 05:57
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maybeadracula posted:Why would you need to know how to drive a based AI robot car that drives itself anyway Will pay for itself in Uber rides in 6 months
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Nov 11, 2023 05:59
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redshirt posted:Will pay for itself in Uber rides in 6 months while you are at work, your cybertruck can take riders on 4WD backcountry adventures while you rake in cash, and be back in time to drive you home autonomously!
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Nov 11, 2023 06:01
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Plus you make $1 every time they push the fart button
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 I'd defer to actual experts in AI, but the way the cybertruck wheels spun there it would seem that both differentials are open/unlocked, despite having 2 or 3 motors? It seems like they're using the brakes to modulate wheel spin as a faux-limited slip differential, (which Toyota does p. well) but  teslaEDIT watched it again a few times, the air suspension is a piece of poo poo. its set to max height and that seems to gently caress up the articulation. The wheels have no upward travel and only like 4" of downward travel. A Prius would go up that hill better double edit i think the dudes driving were messing with the air suspension at the start, and i think it messed up the traction control somehow. You can visibly see the front rise up :10 in or so Vampire Panties fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Nov 11, 2023 |
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badass
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sugar free jazz posted:bad, rear end
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Nov 11, 2023 06:11
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You would think in addition to a "lol, we were driving wrong, as a joke" they would also show a video of it confidently charging up the incline. Where's that video? Hm? Hm? Where??
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Nov 11, 2023 06:14
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redshirt posted:Will pay for itself in Uber rides in 6 months hoping i can handle my neurolink the same way
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Nov 11, 2023 06:17
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cumpantry posted:hoping i can handle my neurolink the same way I too aspire to wake up covered in puke and riddled with stds
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Nov 11, 2023 06:19
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Farming Dogecoin with your unused brain cycles Actually it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if Elon was one of those "we only use 10% of our brains" people and he really thought that could work
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Nov 11, 2023 06:19
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I still wanna see 30-0 and 60-0 brake tests on the cybertruck, i bet the distance is completely beyond atrocious
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MrQwerty posted:I still wanna see 30-0 and 60-0 brake tests on the cybertruck, i bet the distance is completely beyond atrocious Also when it's towing near-infinite mass
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What is real? - Morpheus
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Nov 11, 2023 06:37
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teds taking the entire bottle of red pills
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All the stages of denial, one by one, are illustrated in twits will soon be available on x, the everything app.
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Why do they all talk like this? The inclusion of unnecessarily technical terms, the weird sense of offense and aggression, the reflexive “lol people are so much dumber than I am” comment. It’s so off putting.
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Nov 11, 2023 07:04
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Pennywise the Frown posted:edit: ^^^ that's pretty uncanny at 5 tons I think you will find it will break plenty of ground.
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Nov 11, 2023 07:05
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Someone's gonna film themselves loving in this while it autopilots itself half way a up a 10% grade hill before losing traction and sliding back down and it'll sell gangbusters. Like yeah my Yaris could get up that hill, easy, but nobody ever filmed themselves loving in a Yaris.
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Awkward Davies posted:Why do they all talk like this? The inclusion of unnecessarily technical terms, the weird sense of offense and aggression, the reflexive “lol people are so much dumber than I am” comment. It’s so off putting. They are trying to emulate Musk's style to get him to respond. I think I remember a Musk post that even ended with exactly the same "X solves this" line. (Using X as a variable here since I can't remember what he was talking about, not X as in the company (formerly known as Twitter.))
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lol all these people getting 5 ton vehicles and their not even getting a forklift. How lame can you get.
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coconono posted:Why would you even release that footage this applies to so much of elon's life
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Buce posted:this applies to so much of elon's life I appreciate the transparency in the development process of a doomed piece of poo poo car that is just a pile of the worst ideas a high schooler ever had about trucks
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My favourite thing about Cybertruck is still the leadup and initial reveal where there was a lot of hype over what they were going to unveil, and Simone Giertz built her own quite rad Truckla project converting a Tesla into a small utility vehicle. Then she got to go to the unveiling of Tesla's official truck and is it's unveiled just has this WTF look on her face. It's kinda wild that Tesla could have just built something to the level of quality that she and her team built for a YouTube video, and it would have been out years earlier and probably done quite well in the market.
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