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Nov 11, 2023 04:35
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It's adorable how many fragile men think of their body hair as some sort of precious totem of masculinity. Whoever posted that probably includes a machete in their masturbation ritual. You don't need to do a brazilian wax job, but keep that poo poo trimmed. It's cleaner, looks nicer, and feels better.
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Nov 11, 2023 08:18
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In 2008 I decided to go to a Halloween party as Hannah Montana. Part of the gag was, of course, shaving my legs and wearing a skirt. I did it and put on sweatpants to go to the party and thought "drat, this is actually really comfortable..."
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Nov 11, 2023 14:24
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my unkemptness is entirely because im lazy, not some masculinity thing
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Nov 11, 2023 15:00
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I feel like if I were a cis man I'd still wear my hair long because I'd still be too lazy to book regular appointments at a hair salon
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Nov 11, 2023 17:40
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Fellas is it gay to be physically attractive to women
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Nov 11, 2023 17:41
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CuddleCryptid posted:Fellas is it gay to be physically attractive to women Maybe I’m doing the toxic masculinity here, but one thing that will always stick with me is a friend telling me about how she finally hooked up with a long time crush, but during the sex, all she could think about was how hairy his rear end in a top hat was. Certainly inspiration to keep it high and tight downstairs Also just as a perfidious bi, giving head is much better when you ain’t picking pubes out of your teeth. Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Nov 11, 2023 |
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Nov 11, 2023 17:49
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They aren't pubes, they're Victory Strands! 
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Nov 11, 2023 18:04
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'Oh you want me bald down there? Are you some kind of pedophile?'
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Nov 11, 2023 19:04
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Pththya-lyi posted:I feel like if I were a cis man I'd still wear my hair long because I'd still be too lazy to book regular appointments at a hair salon I just bought clippers for this very reason (and because I was disgusted by my last haircut where I paid the hairdresser $20 to essentially do the same thing. Didn't even use scissors that time)
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Nov 11, 2023 23:03
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DarkHorse posted:I just bought clippers for this very reason (and because I was disgusted by my last haircut where I paid the hairdresser $20 to essentially do the same thing. Didn't even use scissors that time) I use clippers and do my own haircuts. Half inch sides and back, an inch on the top. Keep 'em sharpened and you're good to go.
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Nov 11, 2023 23:08
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Hah jokes on you guys, try male pattern baldness and never go to the salon again. Just shave everything once or twice a week
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Nov 11, 2023 23:16
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Medullah posted:Hah jokes on you guys, try male pattern baldness and never go to the salon again. Just shave everything once or twice a week My man
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Nov 11, 2023 23:31
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Long ago, I remember hearing about someone famous getting a haircut basically weekly. I used to think "That seems excessive" but now I'm like, "Oh, that would be the life." That person? Barack Obama. And the thread's back on track folks, we did it *applause at ground control*
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Nov 11, 2023 23:42
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Magnetic North posted:Long ago, I remember hearing about someone famous getting a haircut basically weekly. I used to think "That seems excessive" but now I'm like, "Oh, that would be the life." Ah the good old days when the scandals were "got too many expensive haircuts" and "wore a tan suit". I'd kill for that to be the problems we have today
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Nov 11, 2023 23:44
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Medullah posted:Ah the good old days when the scandals were "got too many expensive haircuts" and "wore a tan suit". I'd kill for that to be the problems we have today Pretty much all our problems today were problems then, just slightly less obvious or less publicized. It's just that the opposition was more concerned about tan suits than mass deportations or middle Eastern genocides and so on.
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Nov 12, 2023 01:48
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The New York Times posted:John Edwards, the North Carolina Democrat, announced on Thursday that he was reimbursing his campaign $800 to cover what his aides said was the cost of two haircuts — yes, you read that correctly — by a Beverly Hills barber, though, perhaps, the word stylist is more applicable.
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Nov 12, 2023 03:32
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Ah yes, and when politicians' careers were over when they were caught cheating on their spouses.
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Nov 12, 2023 04:56
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Medullah posted:Hah jokes on you guys, try male pattern baldness and never go to the salon again. Just shave everything once or twice a week 
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Nov 12, 2023 15:58
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Dryb posted:Ah yes, and when politicians' careers were over when they were caught cheating on their spouses. Or if they tried to hype their rally in just the right way to get mocked.
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Nov 12, 2023 16:25
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Dameius posted:Or if they tried to hype their rally in just the right way to get mocked.
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Nov 12, 2023 23:25
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Dryb posted:Ah yes, and when politicians' careers were over when they were caught cheating on their spouses. I think the difference is that in the old days they felt the need to contrive some justification to the public to crowd out candidates they didn't like, and now they just directly rig the elections.
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Nov 13, 2023 23:01
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CuddleCryptid posted:Fellas is it gay to be physically attractive to women Women do tend to appreciate grooming, but I shave my balls for me. It gets way too unkempt down there for my liking otherwise.
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Nov 14, 2023 17:12
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Nov 14, 2023 21:48
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I think we should still train cops not to do those things, regardless.
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Nov 14, 2023 21:53
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Well, the police's parents had 18 years to teach them not to murder people in cold blood over loose cigarettes.
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Nov 14, 2023 23:15
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I mean you could also not call the police because the wrong sort is around too. That's an option.
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Nov 14, 2023 23:40
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Plus, blocking traffic generally isn't illegal* *I'm sure there's procedures and stuff to go about it, but big picture, it is part of legal right to assemble.
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Nov 14, 2023 23:49
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We could simply just abolish the police if the pigs can't help but murder people.
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Nov 15, 2023 00:00
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The entire post is stupid, but I love how they mention that people had 18 years to do these things when so many kids are killed by the police.
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Nov 15, 2023 00:14
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Colander Crotch posted:The entire post is stupid, but I love how they mention that people had 18 years to do these things when so many kids are killed by the police. Look, the fact that the 7-year old was playing as the robber in the game of Cops and Robbers was an obvious warning sign that needed nipped in the bud.
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Nov 15, 2023 02:36
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Gotta love memes with aggressive unreadability
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Nov 15, 2023 04:03
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 My local city FB group fuckin HATES self checkout.
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Nov 15, 2023 17:20
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You'd think the type of Boomers who posted that sort of high-larious joke would love self checkout because of the "lazy" employees who are "paid not to work".  If your "faith and doctrine" requires you to support a genocidal apartheid ethnostate, either your "faith and doctrine" is wrong or you're misinterpreting it. The person who posted this is not Jewish; he's a Christian friend of my family's.
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Nov 15, 2023 17:32
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American Christians going over to a whole separate religion to find a way to say they're persecuted.
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Nov 15, 2023 17:39
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:You'd think the type of Boomers who posted that sort of high-larious joke would love self checkout because of the "lazy" employees who are "paid not to work". Ah but self-checkout is also inconvenient, and the older you are the more inconvenient and puzzling it is to have to operate unfamiliar technology. So it's probably a dead heat between Boomers' hatred of service workers and hatred of being personally inconvenienced.
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Nov 15, 2023 18:44
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VitalSigns posted:Ah but self-checkout is also inconvenient, and the older you are the more inconvenient and puzzling it is to have to operate unfamiliar technology. It's always "self checkout steals jobs from people" and not "if self checkout didn't exist, it's not like the cash registers would all be manned anyway"
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Nov 15, 2023 18:49
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Nothing's a job until I've gotta do it.
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Nov 15, 2023 19:13
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Boomer story: My mother-in-law once got so frustrated with a self-checkout that she started beating it with a baguette. After that she refused to use them again until the day she died. She would rather wait in line for as long as it took. She was always nice and polite to cashiers and servers, though.
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Nov 15, 2023 19:43
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VitalSigns posted:Ah but self-checkout is also inconvenient, and the older you are the more inconvenient and puzzling it is to have to operate unfamiliar technology. They usually square this by holding checkout staff to some impossible nostalgic standard - they bristle at having to do their own checkout, hate the actual people who work tills for [reasons] but love the platonic ideal of a checkout clerk who wears a perfectly ironed apron, stands up for an entire 8hr shift, has a permanent sunny grin, thinks "no price tag so it must be free, right?" is the funniest joke ever, will compliment their product choices as they scan them, knows all the stock prices and can work out change instantly without going through the till and will let them indulge in some 'harmless' flirting. Those (non-existent) workers deserve a job (no more than minimum wage, obviously. The boomer creeds of "minimum skills, minimum wage" and thinking that retail/service work requires no skill or effort still applies) but if they fall below this fantastical standard - and especially if they dare ask for a wage that keeps up with living costs - then boomers take positive joy in seeing 'entitled lazy kids' get replaced by machines. And then they can pivot to posting about how there's no staff to help them and how hard to use the machines are and Why No One Wants To Work Any More. The cycle is complete.
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