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dr_rat posted:When you read what Neuralink says they're doing, not what musk says they're doing, it's basically just, "you know that successful brain interface stuff that was done a decade ago, we're going to do that and just look at using some better materials and technology to hopefully make it a bit more convenient and effective." They don't seem to be doing anything new, just improving on existing stuff. And with a shitload more dead monkeys.
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very cool that he's allowed to destroy astronomy and spaceflight and actively gently caress with a wartime interest for this poo poo
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mobby_6kl posted:I've no idea either but appparenty Ford sells millions of Mavericks so they must have some uses wait didn't the maverick used to be a cheaper version of the mustang?
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Saltpowered posted:And with a shitload more dead monkeys. You gotta have monkeys. It's how you know you're doing proper mad science and not just messing around in a lab. Next you'll want to cut their brightly-coloured-bubbling-beakers budget.
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Saltpowered posted:And with a shitload more dead monkeys. I've been informed they only use monkeys who were already on death row for committing horrible war crimes. You're not standing up for the rights of horrible war crime monkeys are you????
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AlmightyBob posted:wait didn't the maverick used to be a cheaper version of the mustang? for less than a decade 50 years ago car companies reuse IP all the time, Bugatti is just a marque that Volkswagen bought at firesale price to throw a bunch of high-end stuff they were working on together with a badge they could charge the price for vs. VW
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how do you do fellow cowboys https://x.com/catturd2/status/1723797358704533634?s=46&t=rSc-CAl4ZevcACnaJdfMFg
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AlmightyBob posted:how do you do fellow cowboys Just for the record, his boots are 20 years old and his hat is ten years old.
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...! posted:satellite internet stupidity man just imagine instead of actually forcing/paying telcoms or govs to do a last mile of fiber or cable, we gave money to supa science man musk. turely the way of the future.
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Mr Scumbag posted:Just for the record, his boots are 20 years old and his hat is ten years old. how old are his sunglasses & fake nose prop?
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parthenocarpy posted:I think Neuralink hype is the dumbest Elon fluffing there is. Worse than Mars. Forget complex tasks like driving, no one has even approached the "Hello World!" level of interfacing on top of human sight when it comes to brain chips. The idea that driving via brain chip is not only possible but a round-the-corner accomplishment like that from Musk just astonishes me. Computer, play "The Matrix"
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AlmightyBob posted:how do you do fellow cowboys Cocaine nail on the pinky visible
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Nov 13, 2023 02:47
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This will be great when it's like starlink but in your brain.
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Rad Russian posted:Cocaine nail on the pinky visible lol drat I didn't even notice that, good eye
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E the Shaggy posted:Elon just going even more straight racist Maybe screencap it. Normal people can't see what he's replying to.
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PhazonLink posted:man just imagine instead of actually forcing/paying telcoms or govs to do a last mile of fiber or cable, we gave money to supa science man musk. A few years ago, Congress gave the cable industry hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars to use to build out more internet infrastructure and make the whole thing more robust and hopefully bring down their prices for customers. The cable companies took the money and spent every last penny of it on bonuses for their executives. Then they raised their prices. Unfortunately, Congress placed too much faith in them, so they didn't include a way to claw the money back if it wasn't used for its intended purpose. Complete dumbasses. So while what the cable companies did was tremendously evil, it was 100% legal. That's the last time Congress has tried to get these companies to do anything. They've washed their hands of the whole thing.
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Elon: what the deuce???
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That was not a 'mistake'. Everyone involved knew exactly the plan.
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mysterious unknowable politics. *posts 99.9999999999....99999999999% regressive stuff like seriously has he ever actually posted a single non regressive thing ever*
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AlmightyBob posted:how do you do fellow cowboys CatTurd Ferguson
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War Wizard posted:Maybe screencap it. Normal people can't see what he's replying to.  
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E the Shaggy posted:Elon just going even more straight racist CW, the replies to both the original tweet and musk's response quickly devolve into unmoderated anti-black and antisemitic slurs. 
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AlmightyBob posted:how do you do fellow cowboys lue noooooo
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catturd's first album, "My Boots Come Up to my Knees but I'm Not 5'4","
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i made it to an protest but it was full of wokes! they were spitting on the us flag! so i rushed 'em, but it was a trap. they scolded me and blew my shins off. last thing i remember i beat 'em all to death with a copy of the constitution. i woke up in a hospital and they were sewing my boots to my knees.
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I use a lot of starlink stuff because I run events in places where cell or traditional broadband connections don’t work. And it sucks. Their support just reads back FAQ entries, asset shifting between accounts is impossible and there’s no sales development(huge for me because I was hoping to become a reseller). Plus the app is dogshit to manage multiple devices and there no remote management tool you can use on a computer(their support suggested using an android emulator but I’ve tried multiple flavors and nothing launches). Anyone who can figure out a way to subsidize satellite internet enough to get the price down and provide actual end user support is going run Starlink out of the biz.
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Nov 13, 2023 04:36
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coconono posted:I use a lot of starlink stuff... yeah sounds like elon's involved
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Ghostlight posted:i made it to an protest but it was full of wokes! they were spitting on the us flag! so i rushed 'em, but it was a trap. they scolded me and blew my shins off. last thing i remember i beat 'em all to death with a copy of the constitution. i woke up in a hospital and they were sewing my boots to my knees. Does that mean you're kneeling all the time? What if someone plays the national anthem?
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coconono posted:... i love that supa science / 90s programmer musk has no real way to manage a tech thing from a real computer. yup he's a real life science man that personally does science and code and not just scream at workers between ket blackouts
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MrQwerty posted:yeah sounds like elon's involved I wish. Then at least I’d get someone to yell at when I can’t properly manage the fuckin things. Or get parts. The nearest we got was sat rentals which were 10/10 connections for $3k/mo with data caps. That’s not enough to run credit cards so race fans can get their brew on in the middle of nowhere.
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coconono posted:I wish. Then at least I’d get someone to yell at when I can’t properly manage the fuckin things. Or get parts. oh I meant it sounds like elon is involved in the operation of the network
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AlmightyBob posted:how do you do fellow cowboys turdstock
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Saltpowered posted:It’s possible to have resale restrictions in car sale contracts but I doubt any of the legal/legit reasons apply to the cybertruck. This is a pretty pathetic attempt to avoid negative consequences that is almost certainly not going to hold up. I suspect they're actually just aping GM. When they presold the Hummer EV they got over 100,000, and then managed to make about 100 a year, so people started selling them if they actually got their preorder for like twice the price they paid, then adding themselves to the preorder list again. Basically a bunch of people managed to get Hummer EVs for free or even make a profit due to apparently rich, insane truck guys who couldn't wait for GM to ever actually make more of them. GM eventually added "no resale for a year" to the trucks, and also closed the preorder list. I guess the real indication is that Tesla too will be unable to manufacture more than 100 of the awful things per year.
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MrQwerty posted:oh I meant it sounds like elon is involved in the operation of the network There’s no firewalls so yeah he def has his ket stained fingers all over this
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