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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010



just celebrated its 25th birthday

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Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



That DICK! posted:



just celebrated its 25th birthday

Wow almost as old as this bloodline story

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

The second Ritchie Rich movie had an evil aura to it, the way Clifford or Problem Child 2 felt evil.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Problem Child 2 was better than the original imo

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

the problem child series is sicko poo poo

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




It was the first thing I ever saw Gilbert Gottfried in

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

ozymandius1024 posted:

He was good in Saved!

different culkin

e wait drat im wrong I swore that was kieran

I need to see saved again

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

shiksa posted:

different culkin

e wait drat im wrong I swore that was kieran

I need to see saved again

It's been forever for me too, but it was always one of my favorites.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

History Comes Inside! posted:

Problem Child 2 was better than the original imo

I thought the amusement park scene was peak comedy when i first saw this

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




STONE COLD 64 posted:

I thought the amusement park scene was peak comedy when i first saw this

:same:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

somebody mentioned three ninjas, talk about a movie that hit all the right notes at all the right time. you've got your three brothers learning to be ninjas with some strong color theme costumes, karate kid action meets home alone defense antics. that scene where they make the kidnappers drink laxative sodas and poo poo their pants was iconic, and tum tum with the jelly beans kill? molto benne

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I didn’t like three ninjas because my favourite martial arts movie as a child was the last dragon

Nobody glowed in three ninjas it was bullshit

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

the problem child series is sicko poo poo

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

That DICK! posted:

somebody mentioned three ninjas, talk about a movie that hit all the right notes at all the right time. you've got your three brothers learning to be ninjas with some strong color theme costumes, karate kid action meets home alone defense antics. that scene where they make the kidnappers drink laxative sodas and poo poo their pants was iconic, and tum tum with the jelly beans kill? molto benne

Another series Hulk Hogan ruined

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Quantum of Phallus posted:

the problem child series is sicko poo poo

when I was a kid I wanted his bed from problem child 2 that was also an arcade game.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

History Comes Inside! posted:

I didn’t like three ninjas because my favourite martial arts movie as a child was the last dragon

Nobody glowed in three ninjas it was bullshit

Bruce Lee Roy was my hero as a kid.

bartok
May 10, 2006



I liked Surf Ninjas more than Three Ninjas.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

This movie rules. And it's got my boy from Turtles 2


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlLWmFpEouI

Shard fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Nov 13, 2023

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

I had the Game Gear game

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Surf Ninjas has Leslie Nielsen and a magic Game Gear, so that's enough for me to find it cool

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Surf Ninjas has Leslie Nielsen and a magic Game Gear, so that's enough for me to find it cool

it used to be so simple to make a good movie

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Surf Ninjas is in part responsible for the rise of mixed martial arts in America, so it is the superior _____ Ninjas film.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Shard posted:

This movie rules. And it's got my boy from Turtles 2


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlLWmFpEouI

And Turtles 1

I think he was Leonardos suit actor

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
Was Surf Ninjas the one with the Game Gear as a plot point

That was cool as poo poo

Activate
Oct 29, 2011

I agree that Macaulay Culkin should wrestle as The Good Son.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
In Christian’s stable

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Count Thrashula posted:

Was Surf Ninjas the one with the Game Gear as a plot point

That was cool as poo poo

Yeah, that was Surf Ninjas. The little kid could like see the future with it, although the trailer says SEY-GA GAME.

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


I remember going to see High Noon at Mega Mountain as a kid because Hogan was in it.

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

I liked when Kevin Nash fought the Ninja Turtles

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Three Ninjas the Animated Series kinda sucked, they even made one of the kids into a girl for no reason

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
I always get these movies mixed up with Pocket Ninjas, which is basically the same movie but with Robert Z'dar instead of Hulk Hogan which is an upgrade frankly

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Drakkel posted:

I always get these movies mixed up with Pocket Ninjas, which is basically the same movie but with Robert Z'dar instead of Hulk Hogan which is an upgrade frankly

Pocket Ninjas is so bizarre because so much of it is basically imagination spots.


WWE: this thread is now about child Ninja films which is infinitely more interesting

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
I've only seen Three Ninjas Kick Back but to me it isn't the real three ninjas movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb7lSqAkpDs

WIth the most terrifying opening to a children's movie ever.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Testekill posted:

Pocket Ninjas is so bizarre because so much of it is basically imagination spots.

RIP Robert Z'Dar.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Pocket Ninjas is unwatchable. A mess of a film even by no-budget knock off children's films.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Dimebags Brain posted:

Pocket Ninjas is unwatchable. A mess of a film even by no-budget knock off children's films.

Yeah, no lie it's one of the worst films that I have ever attempted to watch.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Dimebags Brain posted:

Pocket Ninjas is unwatchable. A mess of a film even by no-budget knock off children's films.

Sounds like WWE

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Sandman McMahon posted:

I liked when Kevin Nash fought the Ninja Turtles

Dude fought the Ninja Turtles and the Punisher but knew better than mess with John Wick.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Dimebags Brain posted:

Pocket Ninjas is unwatchable. A mess of a film even by no-budget knock off children's films.

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I hate pocket ninjas. Knock off 3 Ninjas/sidekicks

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