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keep punching joe posted:Michael Gove likes to gently caress. Inasmuch as releasing a cloud of milt over a clutch of eggs can be called "loving", yes
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Z the IVth posted:The plod are going to be renamed Arbites and their new uniform is going to be skin tight black leather from head to toe. Met riot cops issued with Phosphex weapons.
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Tigey posted:Astorath the Grim only narrowly missed out on a cabinet position for being too woke
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I'm sorry, Sunak thought Pig Fucker was a good idea to bring back to public office? lol and lmfao
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Nov 13, 2023 15:57
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EvilHawk posted:Victoria Atkins (no, me neither) is the health sec. Her husband is the MD of British Sugar. No, really.
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Drunk Canuck posted:I'm sorry, Sunak thought Pig Fucker was a good idea to bring back to public office? lol and lmfao There's nobody left. He can't just reshuffle the people he's got, several of them are being sacked for cause. And the pool of potential replacements is at best a stagnant puddle that has also been used as a public urinal. They're totally bankrupt of talent at this point, have been for a long time, but now they've got to take that into a GE without a project like Brexit to fall back on and after publicly making GBS threads the bed on every major task they have faced. If Starmer was anything resembling opposition, competent or otherwise, they'd be looking at annihilation.
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Nov 13, 2023 16:05
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"Rishi, the masses are marching and telling you to have a humanitarian look upon the people of Palestine" "That's not good, what sort of distraction could I cook up instead"
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Dell_Zincht posted:Her husband is the MD of British Sugar. Well of loving course he is.
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Dell_Zincht posted:Her husband is the MD of British Sugar. So wait. Now we have sugar to replace an unhealthy amount of Coffey?
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Britain was a mistake.
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Dell_Zincht posted:Her husband is the MD of British Sugar. Lord Alan?
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Dell_Zincht posted:Her husband is the MD of British Sugar. If she ever became PM, would that make the House of Commons the Atkins Diet?
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Nov 13, 2023 16:12
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Wachter posted:If she ever became PM, would that make the House of Commons the Atkins Diet? 
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Nov 13, 2023 16:14
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EvilHawk posted:Victoria Atkins (no, me neither) is the health sec. Who knew? The following month, she voluntarily recused herself from speaking on drug policy in relation to cannabis after it was reported that her husband's company, British Sugar, grows under permit a non‐psychoactive variety of cannabis which is used in children's epilepsy medicine.[28] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Atkins What has British Sugar got to do with epilepsy medicine?
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Nov 13, 2023 16:15
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Drunk Canuck posted:"Rishi, the masses are marching and telling you to have a humanitarian look upon the people of Palestine" This is the distraction from how big a failure that was. Wachter posted:If she ever became PM, would that make the House of Commons the Atkins Diet? 
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Nov 13, 2023 16:16
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Dell_Zincht posted:Her husband is the MD of British Sugar. The weed baron?
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Nov 13, 2023 16:18
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drat it I held off on making that joke
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However will the environment survive without Therese Coffey?
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Wait you're telling me that a former drugs minister who had to step down because her husband owned the largest medical weed farm in the UK, due to a conflict of interest. Is now the health secretary, prusumably with the same conflict of interest?
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keep punching joe posted:Wait you're telling me that a former drugs minister who had to step down because her husband owned the largest medical weed farm in the UK, due to a conflict of interest. Is now the health secretary, prusumably with the same conflict of interest? Yes
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Typical of the performatively "woke" left, going about "remembering" things when on Saturday not one of you remembered those who gave their lives so you could shut up and stay home.
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Nov 13, 2023 16:31
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It would be funny if the Tories new gambit is to try and capture the centre leaving Starmer with his dick hanging out and losing all support from the moderate right after burning the bridges with the British left.
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Nov 13, 2023 16:40
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The Great British Clown Show
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Tesseraction posted:Gove dumped her allegedly for a younger man who he lives with but there's also been reports of him dating a tory's female assistant leading to said assistant having to go through a divorce He's obviously more charismatic in person.
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Nov 13, 2023 16:42
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Guavanaut posted:Thinking about the Starmer/Cameron coalition makes it more likely. Do not think about the Starmer/Cameron coalition. They have a syllable in common, just think of the banner potential
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Nov 13, 2023 16:50
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keep punching joe posted:It would be funny if the Tories new gambit is to try and capture the centre leaving Starmer with his dick hanging out and losing all support from the moderate right after burning the bridges with the British left. Oh yeah, there is literally only one reason to bring Cameron back in and that's to emphasise to all the Sensible Centrists that Starmer is the sugar free diet alternative to the exact same policies and mindset.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:They have a syllable in common, just think of the banner potential Starmeron, one of the minor characters from the Transformers franchise
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smellmycheese posted:The Great British Clown Show The Great British Bungle-Off
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Great British Sell off, everything must go!
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The Bald Enjoyer of Pigfucking Clowns 
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Pistol_Pete posted:He's obviously more charismatic in person. I know people who worked closely with him when he was energy/environment secretary and they all say he is extremely charming and charismatic. One of those people that seems to be able to magically bring a whole room of people with him. When I worked at the Scottish Parliament Salmond was the exact same. Not sure what this says about anyone to be honest, save to say watch out for very charming and charismatic people.
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Zalakwe posted:One of those people that seems to be able to magically bring a whole room of people with him.  
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keep punching joe posted:It would be funny if the Tories new gambit is to try and capture the centre leaving Starmer with his dick hanging out and losing all support from the moderate right after burning the bridges with the British left. I think this is it. Cameron in a GE with a load of moderate policies. It's gonna tear the country in half...again.
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Mebh posted:I think this is it. Cameron in a GE with a load of moderate policies. It's gonna tear the country in half...again. it's like if the final episode of black mirror was secretly a sequel to the first one, and the pm has to gently caress another pig for the good of the country
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Nov 13, 2023 18:25
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Cameron directly pigfucking Keith in the general election would definitely be a lol
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Zalakwe posted:I know people who worked closely with him when he was energy/environment secretary and they all say he is extremely charming and charismatic. One of those people that seems to be able to magically bring a whole room of people with him. When I worked at the Scottish Parliament Salmond was the exact same. I've always been suspicious of charming, charismatic people. They're usually up to no good behind the scenes. During my PhD studies we were also warned off readable, bullet-pointed, well-presented presentations (esp by people in suits) because they were "inevitably hiding something dodgy in their data"
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Kier Starmer decides to facefuck a dead pig as well, in the name of fairness and balance.
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I can see it happening. It won't take much to entirely outmanoeuvre Keith and the Labour right. They have no policies, no talent and no ability to react without a focus group. I doubt it'll get to that point though, as the Tories are far more likely to self sabotage themselves again with a big old "who can be more monstrous" pissing contest before then.
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