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Malloc Voidstar posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1724060062853767183
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 15:41 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 09:07 |
I really need y'all to recommit to individual liberty, and to shun collective politics. Oh, btw, I really need you to embrace collective politics here and shun individual liberty
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 15:44 |
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The Top G posted:This but unironically. People did fine without them for decades and then Big Auto found another way to nickel and dime us. Now cars have 16 airbags and they turn a 5mph fender bender into a $30,000 repair bill that totals the car. greetings mr. elon
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 16:02 |
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Malloc Voidstar posted:In order for the West to win this civilizational battle, it must: I agree; south africa should deport the boers
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 16:03 |
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The Top G posted:This but unironically. People did fine without them for decades and then Big Auto found another way to nickel and dime us. Now cars have 16 airbags and they turn a 5mph fender bender into a $30,000 repair bill that totals the car. Concerning.
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 16:12 |
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I got infected by the woke virus from an airbag Also "straightforward automobiles" now means: car needs a mobile app to even open the door
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 16:26 |
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It's a very clever cypher but we all know Elon is the only top g So thank you top g, for all the saving us you will be doing in the future
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 16:37 |
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Elias_Maluco posted:I got infected by the woke virus from an airbag thats right
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 16:39 |
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we are pleased to announce cyber truck will come exclusively with dead-stock takata airbags that shoot metal fragments at the drivers face
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 17:19 |
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airbags gave me a concussion(instead of breaking my neck on the steering column)
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 17:36 |
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Nenonen posted:There's only one good way to steer any vehicle
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 17:42 |
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Seatbelts are just the media tricking you for their sick amusement. edit: this blew up, posting my substack link…
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 18:23 |
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The Top G posted:This but unironically. People did fine without them for decades and then Big Auto found another way to nickel and dime us. Now cars have 16 airbags and they turn a 5mph fender bender into a $30,000 repair bill that totals the car. as a guy who helped set the pricing for car safety stuff just lol at this post since even if this was a joke there are people that think this. car safety is so much better now than it has ever been and all of those advancements are likely how tesla was able to make a car without crumple zones presumably not murder every occupant since even Tesla is not THAT stupid (musk is). if anything this post is perfectly aimed at the cybertruck since in the absence of good crumple zones its likely using pretensioners, ratcheting locking tongues, and multi step force limiters on the seat belts along with a poo poo ton of steering wheel, dash, knee, side, and roof airbags to help people not die. It also means in a 25-30mph crash the occupant might get broken ribs from the overtuned force limiter keeping them held against the seat way too long
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 18:31 |
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shyduck posted:really isn't hiding it anymore, in fact he's screaming it out loud Hmm, still can’t put my finger on his politics tho
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 18:42 |
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WoodrowSkillson posted:as a guy who helped set the pricing for car safety stuff just lol at this post since even if this was a joke there are people that think this. counterpoint: i think if elon saw the words "force limiter" on a bom he'd cross it off and fire the guy who put it there
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 18:53 |
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Plank Walker posted:counterpoint: i think if elon saw the words "force limiter" on a bom he'd cross it off and fire the guy who put it there 100%, i just assume a tesla engineer then just re-added it cause he knows elon wont ever look at it again. their other cars are not insanely bad or anything.
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 18:56 |
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dr_rat posted:Well I for one think it possibly a bad thing that the richest person in the world is openly promoting people who are frothing at the mouth to start a world wide race war. #RaceWar impressions are up 165%, with a record amount of unregretted user seconds coming along with it
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 19:20 |
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when do we get the crash reports i wanna see the crash reports
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 19:21 |
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The grid in the picture is what the person can see. Each of those holes would be a gray scaled pixel for them to see the world in.
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 20:37 |
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The Top G posted:This but unironically. People did fine without them for decades and then Big Auto found another way to nickel and dime us. Now cars have 16 airbags and they turn a 5mph fender bender into a $30,000 repair bill that totals the car. The Top G
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 20:41 |
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Wasn't there some robot dipshit that got accosted at a McDonald's for having a pretend bionic eye that just recorded everything around him He should sign up for the free hole in his head thanks to musk co
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 20:41 |
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moist turtleneck posted:Wasn't there some robot dipshit that got accosted at a McDonald's for having a pretend bionic eye that just recorded everything around him you might be thinking of the guy that got yelled at for wearing google glasses all over the place in SF back in like 2012 or so. wrote some weepy article about "anti cyborg discrimination"
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 20:59 |
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Lladre posted:The grid in the picture is what the person can see. Each of those holes would be a gray scaled pixel for them to see the world in. I wonder if it works better than it appears due to microsaccades
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 21:04 |
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 21:14 |
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https://twitter.com/ehananoki/status/1724088377350271107
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 21:15 |
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Going to do a big rail of special k like my hero Elon. Then it's off to x (formerly known as Twitter) to weigh in on the Israel Palestine conflict
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 21:29 |
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WoodrowSkillson posted:their other cars are not insanely bad or anything. syq
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 21:35 |
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as someone who gets ketamine infusions on a fairly regular basis i have no idea how anyone on it functions in even the slightest amount. it's a tremendous feat for me to be able to change which album i'm listening to let alone do anything else.
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 21:54 |
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 22:06 |
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$100,000
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 22:07 |
Thank you Linda for doing what you can
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 22:16 |
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9 toes Linda
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 22:19 |
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holy poo poo they are really paying randos money to post? i thought this was some ruse elon did with a handful of cooperative accounts in order to gin up more blue check purchases, but they are actually doing it lol
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 22:21 |
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Circle Nine posted:as someone who gets ketamine infusions on a fairly regular basis i have no idea how anyone on it functions in even the slightest amount. it's a tremendous feat for me to be able to change which album i'm listening to let alone do anything else. This was my thought about Elon's use. Maybe they just tell him it's ketamine and save it for themselves.
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 22:22 |
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tenderjerk posted:holy poo poo they are really paying randos money to post? i thought this was some ruse elon did with a handful of cooperative accounts in order to gin up more blue check purchases, but they are actually doing it lol They pay arbitrarily to who they feel like when they feel like it. There's no scheduled payments.
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 22:24 |
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I wonder how much the account that posts sexy AI generated pics of Linda is making.
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 22:24 |
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I for one feel it's rude to ask the #sports lady non #sports question!!!
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 22:25 |
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 22:27 |
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Desert Bus posted:I wonder how much the account that posts sexy AI generated pics of Linda is making. gonna need a link to this so i can look for ai lindas feet (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 22:36 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 09:07 |
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Circle Nine posted:gonna need a link to this so i can look for ai lindas feet I did not save it and I am not going to look for it but it is somewhere in this thread. Makes her look pretty sexy. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 22:39 |