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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Luvcow posted:

I’m launching a project into a porcelain bowl during work hours

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Luvcow posted:

I’m launching a project into a porcelain bowl during work hours

Hey Luvcow! Just wanted to circle back and get an update on your project?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

working on my third quarter deliverables right now

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
sick again and Bonesaw is doing his usual routine of trying to become one with my head. purring cat pushing his drat head at my face so hard my teeth hurt. good boy

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

working on my third quarter deliverables right now

It's Q4 OP

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

It's actually 2024

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Gonna need to pump up those numbers next quarter

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


pump deez nuts

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

bagmonkey posted:

Hey Luvcow! Just wanted to circle back and get an update on your project?

it was a great success and i sent it through the tubes to the home office!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Luvcow posted:

it was a great success and i sent it through the tubes to the home office!

*Vacuum tube noise at the bank's second drive through

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
it's almost christmas

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

did you ask santa for something nice?

slandergoose
Jun 24, 2023
Speaking of projects my coworker just told me she is leaving for another role, which bums me out because she is great to work with and I don't want to inherit her project.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Hollismason posted:

Not sure what happened but apparently a supervisor referred to another employee as a dog or said they were acting like a dog and there was a very loud verbal fight this morning at work which ended with one worker storming off

i didnt know you worked for the trump org

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I just found another job I want so bad but I'm only six months into this one :qq:

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I just found another job I want so bad but I'm only six months into this one :qq:

Do both jobs at the same time

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I just found another job I want so bad but I'm only six months into this one :qq:

Why would that matter? Do you owe some bond to your current employer?

Go for the better job!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

my job is basically too good to quit, compensation wise. we'll see how i feel about it in a year cause right now the workload is kinda stressful

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Saalkin posted:

Do both jobs at the same time

this OP. i've managed this for two years. i don't have any extra money for it but I uh..........ummmmmmm............ errrrrrrrrrrrrr

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

kntfkr posted:

this OP. i've managed this for two years. i don't have any extra money for it but I uh..........ummmmmmm............ errrrrrrrrrrrrr

And you shitpost? Impressive.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Dick Fontaine posted:

did you ask santa for something nice?

you bet. i said "santa, I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong pussy"

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I quit a high paid job I hated to take a chance on other things and tbh it's the worst decision I've ever made. I'll probably never have that standard of living again in my life and in this economy barely scraping by isn't worth getting rid of work stress

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

kntfkr posted:

this OP. i've managed this for two years. i don't have any extra money for it but I uh..........ummmmmmm............ errrrrrrrrrrrrr

You buying cookies and leasing a stupid sports car OP??

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

my job is basically too good to quit, compensation wise. we'll see how i feel about it in a year cause right now the workload is kinda stressful

this minus the stressful workload lol.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

redshirt posted:

And you shitpost? Impressive.

one job is part time. so it equates to 60 hrs/week. I work between 5-25 in actuality. right now is kinda busy though.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

bradzilla posted:

this minus the stressful workload lol.

gently caress you

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I just found another job I want so bad but I'm only six months into this one :qq:

Yes, do both until one finds out about the other and fires you. Whichever one you're left with, you win.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

my job is basically too good to quit, compensation wise. we'll see how i feel about it in a year cause right now the workload is kinda stressful


bradzilla posted:

this minus the stressful workload lol.

this for me also lol

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

bradzilla posted:

this minus the stressful workload lol.

:same: lol

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

My job is chill right now until January in which I will get fuxked. They just let someone go though?? I dunno can't explain it

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
I don't get paid the best but I have really good health insurance and the workload isn't stressful at all

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

my job is basically too good to quit, compensation wise. we'll see how i feel about it in a year cause right now the workload is kinda stressful

Same. My workload is manageable but I deal with customers and the occasional meltdown. Deec figgies, five weeks vacation, and great benefits though so I pretty much plan on staying here until retirement unless something changes.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Toxic Mental posted:

Yes, do both until one finds out about the other and fires you. Whichever one you're left with, you win.

this maneuver is called the Yacc Attacc

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

MrQwerty posted:

this maneuver is called the Yacc Attacc

lol

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
that's not the ideal way to tidy up shirts. ask my girl mary condo. u gotta roll 'em up like blunts and store them vertically like scrolls, duh

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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What is leaking out of clothes

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
cum

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I said "clothes" not "goose"

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I said "clothes" not "goose"

Wow I expect this from slandergoose but not from you

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