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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I have never dated a ginger

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Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

redshirt posted:

lol you think me reading encyclopedia sets and dictionaries voraciously as a child was not?

OK but reading encyclopedias was the poo poo though

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


does it count as dating a ginger if they were bald

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Tea Party Crasher posted:

OK but reading encyclopedias was the poo poo though

Right? I'd just start at the beginning and read the whole thing.

For years one of the "Stocking" Christmas gifts from my Mom was the (YEAR) World Almanac, and I was always legit excited as I'd read about new GDP stats for East Germany....

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ruby Gloom posted:

does it count as dating a ginger if they were bald

did the lack of drapes match the lack of carpet?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'm not actually looking for a baby, that was all for laughs. Sex should be for fun.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Ruby Gloom posted:

i was just thinking we got 4 confirmed gingers, how many more are lurking :ohdear:

I’m not really a ginger but my beard comes in red

Also what in tarnation is going on in here

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Also what in tarnation is going on in here

:cheersbird:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m not really a ginger but my beard comes in red

Also what in tarnation is going on in here

oh hey I just noticed you're back to bags congratulations

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Also what in tarnation is going on in here

all i know is everyone better take their plan b IMMEDIATELY

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ruby Gloom posted:

all i know is everyone better take their plan b IMMEDIATELY

but i'm a dude what do i need plan b for :ohdear:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Check it out ladies:



Gotta 3 bedroom and a crib already set up.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



wait a minute that's my door :ohdear:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

redshirt posted:

Check it out ladies:



Gotta 3 bedroom and a crib already set up.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


fartknocker posted:

but i'm a dude what do i need plan b for :ohdear:

b is for butt

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
This thread is gonna end up as evidence isn’t it? :ohdear:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

This thread is gonna end up as evidence isn’t it? :ohdear:

Evidence of awesomeness :cool:

jk i'm a dork lol

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

In a paternity suit?

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

redshirt posted:

Check it out ladies:



Gotta 3 bedroom and a crib already set up.

Sir, this picture of you where we can’t even see your face is at least 15 years old, what does that mean???

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


i'm the longass door handle

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Sucrose posted:

Sir, this picture of you where we can’t even see your face is at least 15 years old, what does that mean???

2 years old max. This is post Covid shutdown.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Sucrose posted:

Sir, this picture of you where we can’t even see your face is at least 15 years old, what does that mean???

But it got you thinking about Maine right?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
i'm the tree

no, the other one.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

redshirt posted:

2 years old max. This is post Covid shutdown.

You took it with a goddamn flip-phone!

redshirt posted:

But it got you thinking about Maine right?

It did.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Sucrose posted:

You took it with a goddamn flip-phone!

I keep a technological dome around this, The Last Kingdom of Mankind in the End of Times.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

redshirt posted:

I keep a technological dome around this, The Last Kingdom of Mankind in the End of Times.

Who knows if redshirt even gets internet up there in Maine, on his flip-phone.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hey Babe, I get a steady ping with my multiple redundant internet sources.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Sucrose posted:

Who knows if redshirt even gets internet up there in Maine, on his flip-phone.

he picks up wifi signals from neighbouring states on his longass door handle

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

he picks up wifi signals from neighbouring states on his longass door handle

Hey Ruby, by the way I have frequent discussions with the forest creatures who inhabit my mountain paradise. The deer, the red squirrel, the chipmunks, the chickadees...

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

Ruby Gloom posted:

he picks up wifi signals from neighbouring states on his longass door handle

He needs it, have you seen the length of his thumbs???

I’m only playing redshirt, you know what they say about men with big hands.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Big gloves

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Big gloves Big life

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Are we talking about the handle you twist or the part mounted to the door with the keyhole because I agree it is abnormally long.

What are you hiding?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Sucrose posted:

Who knows if redshirt even gets internet up there in Maine, on his flip-phone.

Only by satellite or tower.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Are we talking about the handle you twist or the part mounted to the door with the keyhole because I agree it is abnormally long.

What are you hiding?

My fear of commitment to start with right out of the gate.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


redshirt posted:

Hey Ruby, by the way I have frequent discussions with the forest creatures who inhabit my mountain paradise. The deer, the red squirrel, the chipmunks, the chickadees...

pointless without raccoons :mad:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

pointless without raccoons :mad:

I've never seen one up here.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Sucrose is from Michigan?


Have we found out if bagmonkey ever offered her is pickle in front of mrs bagmonkey?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hey Sucrose DM me if you ever come to ME.

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DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Ruby Gloom posted:

time for dorkus to take one for the team, she's also ginger

I have not caught up on this thread till now and it's the most posts I've ever seen waiting for me :aaa:

Good job being weird/horny for 200 new posts everyone, we are the champions :yaycat:

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