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AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016

Dokapon Findom posted:

I've thought about becoming a Zoroastrian, seems like they have poo poo figured out

unfortunately they mostly don't allow converts, gotta be born into it

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

just lie, easy

Whirling
Feb 23, 2023

https://twitter.com/juuliuscheeser/status/1723846078905082100

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021

Dokapon Findom posted:

I've thought about becoming a Zoroastrian, seems like they have poo poo figured out

most zoroastrians live in india and are pretty exclusionary. Why don't all those iranian dissidents convert to zoroastrianism?

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


zoroastrians don't allow converts so the entire diaspora meets in a los angeles high school gym to find marriage partners

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005
reincarnation is real and in each life they find themselves, a thing of beauty honestly

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
I think there are more problematic converts than baby finland

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

oh those guys are a couple? the dynamic makes a lot more sense now.

Whirling
Feb 23, 2023

fits my needs posted:

oh those guys are a couple? the dynamic makes a lot more sense now.

yes. there is a heartwarming episode of the podcast where nick constantly calls adam "cool" and heaps endless praise upon him. its quite touching

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009
That Matthew perry line was a bit much, nick. If I werent stealing your show I'd file a complaint

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

MonsieurChoc posted:

Tower of Silence is a pretty metal burial method.

It was until pollution started killing off the vultures.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Bro Dad posted:

zoroastrians don't allow converts so the entire diaspora meets in a los angeles high school gym to find marriage partners

Well how about that.

Matters of Heart and Faith Guide a Zoroastrian Matchmaker

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Ytlaya posted:

I just finished listening to the Jack Wagner episode - I had only listened to a little over half of it before - and holy poo poo this guy will believe literally anything. The part where Will is obviously trying to find some sort of "skepticism common ground" with "but cryptids are bullshit," only to discover that Jack not only believes in the cryptids, but thinks Bigfoot is an extradimensional entity, is very funny.

I know my brain is hosed because I heard Will say that poo poo about Bigfoot being fake because no one can film him and I instantly thought of the interdimensional angle before Jack even said it.

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

AnEdgelord posted:

unfortunately they mostly don't allow converts, gotta be born into it

I respect this because most religions are more obsessed with growing their numbers than being correct. Makes me want to join even more tbh

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/normfinkelstein/status/1724084243955916928

I don't think Ben Shapiro is gonna take the bait

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Frosted Flake posted:

I ask because she was surprisingly good on The Deprogram,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nd2Kl2uJD4

But is Lazy Izdihar another Alice Caldwell Kelly?



One communist, academic, convert to Islam podcaster that tweets all day is a coincidence. Two of them?

e: Her podcast commentary on what's going on in Palestine, sexualization of Arab and Muslim women, discussion of Red Army sexual violence in the Great Patriotic War being front and centre while even the Wehrmacht and especially Western Allies is downplayed, all very good and interesting. But when she said "I've been a Muslim for ten years" it raised my eyebrow because imo she affects a vaguely middle eastern accent and hits the pronunciation of Arabic syllables hard.

e: yeah zeal of a convert and all but :

Dozens of people, with religious beliefs across the spectrum, spent hours asking questions and talking about the Islamic faith.

“I think everyone has their own ways of worshiping and that’s fine," said Izdihar Bailey.

Bailey lead one of the groups during the event.

A Washington native, Bailey converted to Islam about five years ago. She says she hopes her background is on Non-Muslims can relate to, and will help remove some of the mystery surround her religion.

"It’s not easy, but there is a greater cause. I believe in my faith. I love Allah; I love God," she said.

Yes and that's a good thing

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


bigfoot is real because it's a set of phenotypic changes humans can undergo if they survive in the wilderness from infancy. there probably aren't any alive in north america right now, and maybe haven't been any for centuries, but any which existed were genetically human, like Zana of Abkhazia.

i learned this from pod casts

e: i heard today that the qanon shaman is out of jail and running for congress. a psychic bigfoot was his mentor. it's all in his book, the review of which is the only episode of Qanon Anonymous i recommend.

Doc Hawkins has issued a correction as of 18:06 on Nov 13, 2023

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Bigfoot is a multidimensional primate that can move between metaphysical realities. Simple as

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012


They should do a switcheroo like that time he appeared before Dersh who expected chumpsky

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
oh no

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Nothus posted:

It was until pollution started killing off the vultures.

:smith:

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

reported for tropes

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

Frosted Flake posted:

I ask because she was surprisingly good on The Deprogram,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nd2Kl2uJD4

But is Lazy Izdihar another Alice Caldwell Kelly?



One communist, academic, convert to Islam podcaster that tweets all day is a coincidence. Two of them?

e: Her podcast commentary on what's going on in Palestine, sexualization of Arab and Muslim women, discussion of Red Army sexual violence in the Great Patriotic War being front and centre while even the Wehrmacht and especially Western Allies is downplayed, all very good and interesting. But when she said "I've been a Muslim for ten years" it raised my eyebrow because imo she affects a vaguely middle eastern accent and hits the pronunciation of Arabic syllables hard.

e: yeah zeal of a convert and all but :

Dozens of people, with religious beliefs across the spectrum, spent hours asking questions and talking about the Islamic faith.

“I think everyone has their own ways of worshiping and that’s fine," said Izdihar Bailey.

Bailey lead one of the groups during the event.

A Washington native, Bailey converted to Islam about five years ago. She says she hopes her background is on Non-Muslims can relate to, and will help remove some of the mystery surround her religion.

"It’s not easy, but there is a greater cause. I believe in my faith. I love Allah; I love God," she said.

is there an issue here


I bought this along with my 9/11 hat

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Dokapon Findom posted:

Bigfoot is a multidimensional primate that can move between metaphysical realities. Simple as

bigfoot is a guy with a big foot

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
big foot logan

Yadoppsi
May 10, 2009
Bigfoot is just a hominid that evolved somewhere on the Long Earth and learned to Step into our Earth without technology.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

https://www.reddit.com/r/blackepsteinfeed/

wtf

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

finally i can cancel brace

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
you can pretty much submit a DMCA for anything against anyone without actually being on their behalf. works all the time for youtube (e.g. cumtown dmca's). someone's probably just really mad at braliz for being tankies or w/e

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
yall like radiolab

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Al! posted:

yall like radiolab
beeep brzzz I *ding ding 56k modem sound brrzbeepbeep* LOVE *ring ring ding-dong *slidewhistle toot too choo-choo* RADIOLAB *awoooga ca-ching sploosh sploosh ka-boom*

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i listened to an ep recently and the editing wasn't nearly as bad as a decade ago

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
do they actually do repairs and breakdowns on radios because otherwise i'm suing for false advertising

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
amber alert

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

crepeface posted:

amber alert

is it about the book?

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

mawarannahr posted:

is it about the book?

maybe she mentions it but otherwise it seems like a normal episode:

quote:

Will, Felix and Amber pick up a few stories we missed last week, including Tim Scott girlfriend reveal (and campaign end), and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson’s father/son porn monitoring. We then look at a litany of increasingly absurd bungles and PR disasters from the Israeli government, all from just the last week.

Pick up your copy of Amber’s new book Dirtbag here: https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250269621/dirtbag

edit: pretty good opening pitch tbh

crepeface has issued a correction as of 10:20 on Nov 14, 2023

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
It’s nice to have her back in the mix. There’s no replacement for Matt anywhere, but she’s a fun substitute. Liking the classic Cumtown references.

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021

Bro Dad posted:

zoroastrians don't allow converts so the entire diaspora meets in a los angeles high school gym to find marriage partners

lmao. Parsi brainworms.

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Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Maybe my saintly work is in converting them to letting me join

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