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I was sold low quality meth by the Fry Kids. Yet the attention for crime in McDonaldland always falls upon the Hamburglar. McDonald's needs better meth.
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Push El Burrito posted:McDonald's needs better meth. Don't worry, they'll bring back the McRib.
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ChthonicMasturbatr posted:me holding a gun to ronald mcdonald: tell me the name of god you funhouse piece of poo poo Ronald: you should be. *all the lights go out*
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Nov 13, 2023 07:29
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davidspackage posted:Ronald: "I'm loving it".
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Slightly better parenting: https://i.imgur.com/oDpVFOo.mp4
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mobby_6kl posted:Slightly better parenting: Not the original audio but a great voice over
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The Lone Badger posted:Ronald contracted Mad Clown Disease and containment efforts failed so they had to 'retire' him? That reminds me of the weird viral trend last year of "aftermath" videos from trying the Grimace shake. What a magical time wakes up covered in blood with completely black corneas
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Soul Dentist posted:That reminds me of the weird viral trend last year of "aftermath" videos from trying the Grimace shake. What a magical time wakes up covered in blood with completely black corneas Last year? My friend, that was only 5 months ago.
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davidspackage posted:Ronald: you should be. Oh which MeatCanyon video is this one!
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Master Twig posted:Last year? My friend, that was only 5 months ago. I had one of those; it tasted like cold pepto bismol. Also I haven't seen my best friend around for a while...
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I had one of those; it tasted like cold pepto bismol. Also I haven't seen my best friend around for a while... But, Grimace is your best friend and, he's always around...
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An oncoming car decided to overtake on a blind bend and forced this driver off the road, where he overturned and then proceeded to be extremely British https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTKL-WERvWw Note, the guy who comes running up and apologies at the end wasn't the guy who ran him off the road, he was the driver who was being overtaken. The guy who caused the accident panicked and sped away quote:His conscience got the better of him and he returned some 10 minutes later whereupon he was questioned by the police and charged appropriately. Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 22:36 on Nov 13, 2023 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:An oncoming car decided to overtake on a blind bend and forced this driver off the road, where he overturned and then proceeded to be extremely British The Yaris didn't have airbags in 1999?
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Air Skwirl posted:The Yaris didn't have airbags in 1999? it did, but that was a glancing blow and may have not met requirements to trigger
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The BK kids club was always the superior rogues gallery, the McDonald's muppets don't even make sense.
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great big cardboard tube posted:The BK kids club was always the superior rogues gallery, the McDonald's muppets don't even make sense. Sorry, Arby's Power Squad (tm) was the best.
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Aussie dashcams: the final video has a confused mother with several kids wandering around on the road and when a driver gets out to help her she goes into attack mode (timestamped to 20:45) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqgB8W910XI&t=1245s
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great big cardboard tube posted:The BK kids club was always the superior rogues gallery, the McDonald's muppets don't even make sense. Spazzle posted:Sorry, Arby's Power Squad (tm) was the best. Which one had the kid in a wheelchair called Wheels? EDIT: It was BK lol https://kidsmeal.fandom.com/wiki/Burger_King_Kids_Club#Wheels Hippocrass has a new favorite as of 09:41 on Nov 14, 2023 |
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`Nemesis posted:it did, but that was a glancing blow and may have not met requirements to trigger More specifically, it would only have drivers and passengers airbags (deployed out the wheel and dash) , designed to deploy when hitting something head on, triggered by a uniaxial accelerometer, designed to deploy them only in the event of sudden deceleration, which a roll like this wouldn't cause, by design, since airbags are somewhat dangerous in their own right. A modern car would have side-curtain airbags designed for a t-bone or rollover accident, deployed by an appropriate sensor, which would have deployed in this case, but those didn't become commonplace on economy cars until maybe the late 10's. That's also the US, I know Euro SRS tech followed a similar timeline, dunno how similar.
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great big cardboard tube posted:The BK kids club was always the superior rogues gallery, the McDonald's muppets don't even make sense. I was well into my adult years before I figured out what the Fry Guys were supposed to be.
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Cycling is my main way of transportation and I'd still definitely be that cop. I am never graceful when needed.
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great big cardboard tube posted:The BK kids club was always the superior rogues gallery, the McDonald's muppets don't even make sense. I can hardly recall the BK kids club. Ronald, Birdie, the Grimace, Hamburgler, Mayor McCheese, and the Fry Kids are all going to surround my hospital death bed.
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lobsterminator posted:Cycling is my main way of transportation and I'd still definitely be that cop. I am never graceful when needed. I was going to give that cop a mulligan, but I just realized that that accident probably stopped him from beating a brown skinned person down into a puddle of their own blood for jaywalking.
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lost old man posted:I can hardly recall the BK kids club. Ronald, Birdie, the Grimace, Hamburgler, Mayor McCheese, and the Fry Kids are all going to surround my hospital death bed. You had Wheels, the kid in a wheelchair Techno, the gadget obsessed kid Girl character, the girl And Black Guy And I think like a white kid who carried around a magnifying glass
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Nov 14, 2023 13:59
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The Hispanic kid’s name was Lingo.
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lost old man posted:I can hardly recall the BK kids club. Ronald, Birdie, the Grimace, Hamburgler, Mayor McCheese, and the Fry Kids are all going to surround my hospital death bed. Check out BurgermasterAnthony over here
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Can you please put a trigger warning on when posting things showing animals getting hurt
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He dropped a pistol magazine
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Scratch Monkey posted:He dropped a pistol magazine lmao 
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Scratch Monkey posted:He dropped a pistol magazine I believe it's called a clip
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Scratch Monkey posted:He dropped a pistol magazine
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hawowanlawow posted:I believe it's called a clip Guns & Ammo is a magazine. The dropped item is ammo. ergo The dropped item is a magazine.
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There's these shoes I like so much I have three pairs in different colors. Last night, I was out and about and looked down to see I was wearing one pink shoe and one silver shoe.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:There's these shoes I like so much I have three pairs in different colors. Last night, I was out and about and looked down to see I was wearing one pink shoe and one silver shoe. Like a stick of gum!
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:There's these shoes I like so much I have three pairs in different colors. Last night, I was out and about and looked down to see I was wearing one pink shoe and one silver shoe. That's not schad if you pretended to do it on purpose.
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LookieLoo posted:That's not schad if you pretended to do it on purpose. Now you gotta do it every time to sell that it's your "thing" And get caught up in an out of control spiral of eccentricities
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I’m going to withhold my final judgement until I hear what color belt they were wearing.
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