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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
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elected president from a jail cell
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Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

ex post facho posted:

I just finished reading blindsight and the part about aliens hiding in saccades (where the human brain discards information it believes irrelevant) is strong evidence that we do not actually exist ~

Yoooo i loving love that book

It changed my perception of reality

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VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

this guy just wants all of us to go to Israel so that why white maga jesus can come back to life and kill all of us for not believing in him

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

stone and tarrio are best friends

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

In the USA, there is a coterie of evangelical christians that are so pro-Israel they take antisemitism to outrageous, insane levels

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
the chud senator who tried to start a fight was actually a pro MMA fighter briefly, 3-0 record in 2006-07

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Ben Nerevarine posted:

I had a perfect sister and they inconvenienced her!

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

love reading this research paper about the African nation Benign

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Ah he's a "we need Israel for the Jesus trap" dude

veepfake
Oct 21, 2005


Beached Whale posted:

ALERT: the brain geniuses have logged on to Twitter

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1724460641790861809

ngl i think it's a legit question. revolution and/or electoral politics seem like deadends. granted im like matty here and have assumed nobody could have ever written about this, ever, and im too lazy to look it up rn

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Jon Irenicus posted:

love reading this research paper about the African nation Benign

lmao how old are your students?

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I'm looking at an Egg man on twitter
he's asking me how to change

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



lol he called him a smurf


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTreXMBJVsk

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

VideoKid posted:

lmao how old are your students?

I teach high school seniors and many of them can't convert centimeters to meters, or make a graph out of data points.

Everyone is stupid, and what's more they appear to be getting stupider

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

mdemone posted:

I teach high school seniors and many of them can't convert centimeters to meters, or make a graph out of data points.

Everyone is stupid, and what's more they appear to be getting stupider

working hard, thank you

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

mdemone posted:

I teach high school seniors and many of them can't convert centimeters to meters, or make a graph out of data points.

Everyone is stupid, and what's more they appear to be getting stupider

hmmm, would you say Idiocracy is becoming a self-fullfilling documentary?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
fandando ad email: DO NOT MISS THE TROLLS

me: :yooge: im gonna miss the trolls

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

gew tew mah hometoun

gently caress i hate all these dumb yokels and their dumb yokel voices

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

mdemone posted:

I teach high school seniors and many of them can't convert centimeters to meters, or make a graph out of data points.

Everyone is stupid, and what's more they appear to be getting stupider

yeah we is

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

VideoKid posted:

lmao how old are your students?

you do not want to know the answer to this question lol

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
all the richest people are dumb. explain that

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

RealityWarCriminal posted:

all the richest people are dumb. explain that

just take out that "the richest" part

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

mdemone posted:

I teach high school seniors and many of them can't convert centimeters to meters, or make a graph out of data points.

Everyone is stupid, and what's more they appear to be getting stupider

metric is super easy it’s just multiples of 10 I can do it and I’m hilariously bad at math

Jon Irenicus posted:

you do not want to know the answer to this question lol

lol I was gonna guess middle school?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

American Hs seniors are between 17-24 years old

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

mdemone posted:

I teach high school seniors and many of them can't convert centimeters to meters, or make a graph out of data points.

Everyone is stupid, and what's more they appear to be getting stupider

I've got two kids in grad school doing TA work and both talk all the time about how incoming freshmen (lots of them at least) basically need remedial high school work.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://twitter.com/noliewithbtc/status/1724472568843784342?s=46

why the hell is Bernie stopping something extremely funny from happening

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

what is "Markwayne"

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

mags posted:

I’d vote for Gaga/Wayne

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Too many toops in the title someone's gonna need to get it back under control

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

euphronius posted:

what is "Markwayne"

reminds me of that survivalist chud who writes books

he puts a comma in his name.

James Wesley, Rawles

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

VideoKid posted:

metric is super easy it’s just multiples of 10 I can do it and I’m hilariously bad at math


this is America goddamnit, we measure things by the length of some randos foot born in 1173AD

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

"Rawles describes himself as a Constitutionalist Christian libertarian. He presents his name as "James Wesley, Rawles", using a comma to differentiate between the names that belong to him, and that which belongs to his family"

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
You bragged that your dad could beat up my dad. This, I maintain, is a falsehood. Your dad is--excuse me--a bitch. Meet me behind the dumpsters after lunch, and do not bring your boys. They, too, could not handle me anyway. Reclaiming my time.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Good Citizen posted:

https://twitter.com/noliewithbtc/status/1724472568843784342?s=46

why the hell is Bernie stopping something extremely funny from happening

What a tough guy! Look at how tough he is when his constituents come for a peaceful visit.

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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
I want to note for any children reading along at home that "Constitutionalist Christian Libertarian" is a three-way oxymoron

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

ex post facho posted:

I just finished reading blindsight and the part about aliens hiding in saccades (where the human brain discards information it believes irrelevant) is strong evidence that we do not actually exist ~

that book owns

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

veepfake posted:

ngl i think it's a legit question. revolution and/or electoral politics seem like deadends. granted im like matty here and have assumed nobody could have ever written about this, ever, and im too lazy to look it up rn

yeah i mean i disagree with the original thing saying that leftists have no meaningful plans, but, replying to "leftists don't have a plan they just repeat that america is bad" with "america IS bad though" is kind of a bad answer and seems to just be supporting the original person's argument that that's all they can say

but i also don't give a gently caress what three twitter randos are saying

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Good Citizen posted:

https://twitter.com/noliewithbtc/status/1724472568843784342?s=46

why the hell is Bernie stopping something extremely funny from happening

Lol markwayne

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Good Citizen posted:

https://twitter.com/noliewithbtc/status/1724472568843784342?s=46

why the hell is Bernie stopping something extremely funny from happening

lol

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

CaptainBeefart posted:

Lol markwayne

His name was Mark Wayne but as an adult he combined both names into one.

If you’re going to fight someone who the hell says “stand your butt up”? What kind of demand is that lol.

Glumwheels has issued a correction as of 20:05 on Nov 14, 2023

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
git your little booty over here mister

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