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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Elviscat posted:

When I'm craving a burger, it can be hard to decide if I want to shove 5 Guys or Dick's in my mouth.

Of course I'm partial to the latter, since I've been gobbling Dick's since I was a child.


Leaves your hands greasy though.

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Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Man, I could eat a whole bag of Dick's right now

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Elviscat posted:

... I've been gobbling Dick's since I was a child.

Dick the Birthday Boy, is that you!?

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Please put my fries directly on an unwashed plastic tray

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Eat a bag of Dick's.


E: oh would you look at that, a whole other page

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."
I'm sure it's fine. They likely wiped it down with an unwashed rag first.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

maybeadracula posted:

Please put my fries directly on an unwashed plastic tray
Yeah, your dicks need protection

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


When they said that a toy was included I was thinking a plastic tchotky I'd give the children.
Well, I suppose I'll share this with the boys.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Dick's are a nice, clean environment, they pay their employees a decent wage, and they work hard to keep their Dick's shiny and in tip-top shape.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

Elviscat posted:

When I'm craving a burger, it can be hard to decide if I want to shove 5 Guys or Dick's in my mouth.

Of course I'm partial to the latter, since I've been gobbling Dick's since I was a child.

Neither of those sell in my location, but I suppose you are only a corporate merger away from 5 guys' Dick's

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


i thought dick sold sporting goods

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



No, he's wearing them

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Sportin' Dick: everything an athlete needs.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
I was outside of Harrisburg one time and the a local minimall had an assemblage of stores such that the sign out front read

GIANT
DICK'S
PARTY CITY

but I don't have a photo.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Those aren't inflatable tube men! Those aren't inflatable tube men at all!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Elviscat posted:

When I'm craving a burger, it can be hard to decide if I want to shove 5 Guys or Dick's in my mouth.

Of course I'm partial to the latter, since I've been gobbling Dick's since I was a child.

You should give the seamen sandwich a try

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Dicks fries are flaccid and limp though.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Look, the fryer's just a bit cold, okay??

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Nenonen posted:

You should give the seamen sandwich a try

Maybe if I could fill something long and hard with them, and eat them that way.

Bar Ran Dun posted:

Dicks fries are flaccid and limp though.

They're fresh cut and not par-cooked, I like them when they're hot, but they get pretty gross pretty fast.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

When I was training to be a sailor on submarines, the now-VP-of-marketing of Dick's (Dick's granddaughter) was my math teacher. She hurled chalk at my face one time because I failed a math quiz. That's not a joke or double entendre, just something weird that happened in my life.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
"hurled chalk" huh? *furious scribbling*

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Hurled chalk sounds like a euphemism for too much zinc in your diet.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Churled cock

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Formerly Chuck's

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Nenonen posted:

You should give the seamen sandwich a try

Today I learned that Jewish Virginians are well-known for enjoying hot and gooey seamen between their buns.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Doctor Bishop posted:

Today I learned that Jewish Virginians are well-known for enjoying hot and gooey seamen between their buns.

Well, who doesn't?

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Doctor Bishop posted:

Today I learned that Jewish Virginians are well-known for enjoying hot and gooey seamen between their buns.

:same: and i'm not jewish

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Thinkin' bout that skussy.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'm more of a mammatus man, myself

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Looks like God herself sat her rear end down on Florida.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
God bless mother nature


For the first time in history, it's gonna start raining piss

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Excuse me while I kiss the sky


E: these two posts are unrelated

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Cumyoninimbus

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

maybeadracula posted:

Cumyoninimbus

cumulussy

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Mauser posted:

cumulussy

Bimbostratus

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Elviscat posted:

Dick's are a nice, clean environment, they pay their employees a decent wage, and they work hard to keep their Dick's shiny and in tip-top shape.

unfortunately in my experience the burgers are just kinda average, just like kid valley (good shakes though)

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



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