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Mike the TV
Jan 14, 2008

Ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine

Pillbug
who’s spouses??

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

The Demilich posted:

"Clamps!" yells the medic, as he begins peeling back the foreskin to scrape some IDF hard cheese.

lol you dumbass

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Mike the TV posted:

who’s spouses??

Yours

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


he's done it again, folx

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003




You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

The Demilich posted:

"Clamps!" yells the medic, as he begins peeling back the foreskin to scrape some IDF hard cheese.

:bighow:

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

tokin opposition posted:

glad to know israel is the setting for some other universe's terrible ya dystopia franchise

Thank you Colombian Nazi weed Pope

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

i say swears online posted:

he's done it again, folx

Oh my God I didn't notice the date. I just assumed it was a topical joke.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy

Mike the TV posted:

who’s spouses??

Who is spouses

January 6 Survivor
Jan 6, 2022

The
Nelson Mandela
of clapping
dusty old cheeks


( o(
hiring the most talented gokkun porn actresses and actors to infiltrate the IDF's dead soldier's cum storage facility to drink it all and nip their bioengineered super soldier program in the bud.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

January 6 Survivor posted:

hiring the most talented gokkun porn actresses and actors to infiltrate the IDF's dead soldier's cum storage facility to drink it all and nip their bioengineered super soldier program in the bud.

what's that?

Saraiguma
Oct 2, 2014

Its stone colds music!

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/Karl_Was_Right/status/1724194476846166064

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
give cartman an anal probe (imagine i put clapping emojis between the aforeposted words)

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde



Dear Care and Feeding,

I am the white father of a 13-year-old white son. We live in a very diverse area and several of my son’s friends are people of color, mostly black. Recently I heard my son call one of his friends the N-word. I was obviously furious and immediately explained that he does not get to say that word. He responded by saying his black friends said he could. His friend also told me that I, a white person, don’t get to choose who says that. After his friend left, I told him that his friends do not get to speak on behalf of all black people and he should never say the word. He reiterated what his friend said, that as a white person my opinion here did not matter.

I followed up by asking him to ask his friends’ parents about the matter. He said he uses the word in front of several of them all the time, in their homes, and they don’t care. We ended by me telling him I don’t want to hear it in my house, which he agreed to. But I worry he is freely using this word out in the world and does not understand the ramifications, both the pain it can cause people to hear a white person say that word, but also the damage to his life it could cause. I thought about reaching out to some black friends and neighbors to talk to him, but I don’t feel it’s the job of black people to educate white people on racism. It makes me feel very uncomfortable saying his black friends are wrong and that I, as a white person, am right when it comes to usage of that word. But I don’t know what else to do. How can I get him to understand that he can’t say that word despite his friends saying he can?

—White Parent Problems

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

H.P. Hovercraft posted:



Dear Care and Feeding,

I am the white father of a 13-year-old white son. We live in a very diverse area and several of my son’s friends are people of color, mostly black. Recently I heard my son call one of his friends the N-word. I was obviously furious and immediately explained that he does not get to say that word. He responded by saying his black friends said he could. His friend also told me that I, a white person, don’t get to choose who says that. After his friend left, I told him that his friends do not get to speak on behalf of all black people and he should never say the word. He reiterated what his friend said, that as a white person my opinion here did not matter.

I followed up by asking him to ask his friends’ parents about the matter. He said he uses the word in front of several of them all the time, in their homes, and they don’t care. We ended by me telling him I don’t want to hear it in my house, which he agreed to. But I worry he is freely using this word out in the world and does not understand the ramifications, both the pain it can cause people to hear a white person say that word, but also the damage to his life it could cause. I thought about reaching out to some black friends and neighbors to talk to him, but I don’t feel it’s the job of black people to educate white people on racism. It makes me feel very uncomfortable saying his black friends are wrong and that I, as a white person, am right when it comes to usage of that word. But I don’t know what else to do. How can I get him to understand that he can’t say that word despite his friends saying he can?

—White Parent Problems

lol classic, I love this one

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:
thank you colombian nazi weed pope

PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer
The black friends absolutely know this will inevitably land the white kid in some kind of poo poo and and think it's funny (and they're right)

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

help! my son has an n-pass

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

looks like that father and son are at an npass impasse

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Gripweed posted:

Men can't have loving anything anymore.

PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer

Done with microbuffering, time to eat this entire roast turkey and chocolate cake by myself. Also watch me make this wine dissappear

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002


Posting a selfie

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

January 6 Survivor posted:

hiring the most talented gokkun porn actresses and actors to infiltrate the IDF's dead soldier's cum storage facility to drink it all and nip their bioengineered super soldier program in the bud.

ah yes the gokkun porn actresses

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Regarde Aduck posted:

ah yes the gokkun porn actresses

Goku porn actress?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://twitter.com/FortniteGame/st...ingawful.com%2F

111523_2
Nov 15, 2023

dioxazine posted:

san francisco this morning



Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i don't know why i was surprised some government big wig would have their own car shipped over, but bringing your Chinese-made Rolls-Royce competitor over is some swinging dick poo poo

The Top G
Jul 19, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

Eat This Glob posted:

i don't know why i was surprised some government big wig would have their own car shipped over, but bringing your Chinese-made Rolls-Royce competitor over is some swinging dick poo poo

We do the same poo poo w “The Beast”. I remember there was a story where some lunkhead filled it up w diesel on accident and they had to airlift the second presidential car to their location to get them home

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

The Top G posted:

We do the same poo poo w “The Beast”. I remember there was a story where some lunkhead filled it up w diesel on accident and they had to airlift the second presidential car to their location to get them home

Diesel nozzles are larger than gasoline holes making this impossible

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

ClassActionFursuit posted:

Diesel nozzles are larger than gasoline holes making this impossible

Not in every country

Speleothing has issued a correction as of 21:55 on Nov 15, 2023

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

ClassActionFursuit posted:

Diesel nozzles are larger than gasoline holes making this impossible

Americans are dumb enough to do the impossible in this situation

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

ClassActionFursuit posted:

Diesel nozzles are larger than gasoline holes making this impossible

Have you ever stepped foot outside of the states?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

FlapYoJacks posted:

Have you ever stepped foot outside of the states?

poo poo, happens all the time in the u.s. too

and we can't even agree on what color handles should be to differentiate gas and diesel either in the event the diesel nozzle fits in the gas hole

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

FlapYoJacks posted:

Have you ever stepped foot outside of the states?

Certainly, and weirdly enough I've filled a diesel car in France which is honestly not something I thought would end up having relevance years later. That said I'm not sure I've ever filled a car in the US with diesel for comparison's sake

Eat This Glob posted:

poo poo, happens all the time in the u.s. too

True, I should've said "should be" impossible because yeah I've heard of it happening but it's definitely not because the nozzle fit in the hole. I'm pretty sure the arch of the nozzle is such that they aren't cross compatible too

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Regarde Aduck posted:

ah yes the gokkun porn actresses

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