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china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
Fayetteville Gear and Garb

Currently Cuxxed

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Wife Left

Cuxxed

Pls Respond

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


For sale: cuck, never vaxxed.

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple

rydiafan posted:

For sale: cuck, never vaxxed.

cat posts.txt
Oct 16, 2023


On his business account? :xd:

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Jacques Tati did it better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjKvS_S_ZL0&t=180s

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

ahhhhhh yessssssssssssss that's the stufffffadsufk;hjasdfasdfhjasdfa

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
What's he got to worry about? Any day now chicks who want babies that aren't slaved to Bill Gates' mind control satelites from birth will pay anything for his unvaxxed sperm. Then he'll be having the last laugh.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Fay gear? Sounds like something a Bad Dragon would use.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/briandstone__/status/1724614386541592670

https://twitter.com/briandstone__/status/1724623203216015810

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I get drinking one out of shear dumb curiosity. But just save the rest to sell to dumbasses when it's obviously going to be discontinued do to massive liability for possibly poisoning the customers. If it's $75 per bottle now, wait a year and you can get $100-$200 when there's no other way to buy it.

Also, I've made beer, I don't know how you gently caress up that badly.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It's crypto beer!

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Looks more like crypt beer.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Air Skwirl posted:

Also, I've made beer, I don't know how you gently caress up that badly.

Are you not familiar with Elons entire back catalogue?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

I wish Musk's plans to become Mars Emperor of the chosen few wasn't pie in the sky boershit, because it'd rule if he took all the world's dumbest people with him into space and they all never came back.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/CnqBTeD.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/ybjJ0hm.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/xVkWO8u.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/U8KOfxH.mp4

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Inceltown posted:

Are you not familiar with Elons entire back catalogue?

But with all his other stuff you need a lot of highly trained people doing different things working together. Beer you just need a guy from a brewery, or really just a random person on your engineering staff with that as a hobby. I can't build a car, even if I had the money to do it. Like, how do bottle tops rust? Was he demanding weird bespoke bottle tops? I've had bottles sitting in a closet for a year or two and the tops weren't rusted.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Air Skwirl posted:

But with all his other stuff you need a lot of highly trained people doing different things working together. Beer you just need a guy from a brewery, or really just a random person on your engineering staff with that as a hobby. I can't build a car, even if I had the money to do it. Like, how do bottle tops rust? Was he demanding weird bespoke bottle tops? I've had bottles sitting in a closet for a year or two and the tops weren't rusted.

This lack of vision is why you can't build a car that is incapable of being put out by a fire department when it bursts into flame while the passengers are trapped inside as they can't remove the door trim to access the emergency door release cable.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
His next generation cars don't have gas in them they have nerve gas in them

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
lol they put badderies in them lmao

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Karate Bastard posted:

It's crypto beer!

Trabant posted:

Looks more like crypt beer.

Cybeer.

Hey, you know what this ancient recipe really needs? An algorithm!

Wonder if you have to charge it with a USB port before you open or drink it.

Smart beer.

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

BiggerBoat posted:

Wonder if you have to charge it with a USB port before you open or drink it.

How else would you get it warm? Think, McFly, think!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

davidspackage posted:

I wish Musk's plans to become Mars Emperor of the chosen few wasn't pie in the sky boershit, because it'd rule if he took all the world's dumbest people with him into space and they all never came back.

Ah yes, the Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B.

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.
Except the people left behind would be the ones who know how to use hand sanitizer.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
If the caps rust, I bet he insisted the bottle caps be made of the same metal as Teslas or Cybertrucks.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Air Skwirl posted:

But with all his other stuff you need a lot of highly trained people doing different things working together. Beer you just need a guy from a brewery, or really just a random person on your engineering staff with that as a hobby. I can't build a car, even if I had the money to do it. Like, how do bottle tops rust? Was he demanding weird bespoke bottle tops? I've had bottles sitting in a closet for a year or two and the tops weren't rusted.

With all his stuff he has to personally interfere with everything because he's convinced he knows best. You can gently caress up absolutely anything at all under those circumstances.

Joe from engineering who likes to brew beer probably got overruled on something loving stupid

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

davidspackage posted:

I wish Musk's plans to become Mars Emperor of the chosen few wasn't pie in the sky boershit, because it'd rule if he took all the world's dumbest people with him into space and they all never came back died on the way there because he personally designed the capsule.
I mean, that'd be the most likely scenario.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Bad Wolf posted:

Only in the English dub.

They've gone to the next dimension :ghost:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl4ghsv04V0

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Find the patient.

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

koshmar posted:

Just a reminder that thread favorite L.A. Beast (not to be confused with Mr. Beast) is still producing quality schadenfreude content.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPQRL_BP0Ps

It's my boy :allears:

Edit: this is still my favorite LA Beast video
https://youtu.be/gNDvpPsYDNM?feature=shared

Happy Landfill has a new favorite as of 06:19 on Nov 16, 2023

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

SubponticatePoster posted:

I mean, that'd be the most likely scenario.

Also fine!

Poldarn
Feb 18, 2011

Happy Landfill posted:

It's my boy :allears:

Edit: this is still my favorite LA Beast video
https://youtu.be/gNDvpPsYDNM?feature=shared

The first video I ever casted to a smart TV was the one where be bought and barfed the crystal pepsi :allears:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Good thing that's a wetsuit. Christ that's terrifying.

Although I love the shark's expression of "bonjour!"

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Good thing she looked before diving, christ

Aware
Nov 18, 2003
It's fake

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/mOWKhwp.mp4

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

So what is this that they're threatening cats with now?

Discernibly Turgid
Mar 30, 2010

This was not the improvement I was asking for!

Happy Landfill posted:

It's my boy :allears:

Edit: this is still my favorite LA Beast video
https://youtu.be/gNDvpPsYDNM?feature=shared

This is my favorite username/post combo in quite some time. Really added something fun.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Hippocrass posted:

So what is this that they're threatening cats with now?

Durian

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Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Monsters.

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