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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

emfive posted:

I was in a zoom call with my kid and my wife the other day and she (kid) was talking about how online "life" can lock people into maintaining a persona that started off making sense but after a time becomes like a cage. I'm very happy that you have apparently avoided that trap and managed to be the same real person online as well as off.

smart kid

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An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

s e s h

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmadSGJCzo8

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

emfive posted:

I was in a zoom call with my kid and my wife the other day and she (kid) was talking about how online "life" can lock people into maintaining a persona that started off making sense but after a time becomes like a cage. I'm very happy that you have apparently avoided that trap and managed to be the same real person online as well as off.

my daughter texted me the other day and I just kept responding to her with things like "alexa, best baked bean recipe" and "siri, classic baked bean recipe" until she got extremely annoyed

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



donald dump

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Bearjew posted:

donald dump

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

gosh twist my arm

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

emfive posted:

I was in a zoom call with my kid and my wife the other day and she (kid) was talking about how online "life" can lock people into maintaining a persona that started off making sense but after a time becomes like a cage. I'm very happy that you have apparently avoided that trap and managed to be the same real person online as well as off.

lol drat emfive fuckin got his rear end

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
Hey whoever posted that James Last "Giant Land" video, I owe you a debt of gratitude. That is some prime poo poo, like hours and hours of mesmerizing yet insanely hilarious video. All the live concert videos look like the most meticulously crafted Tim & Eric sketches you've ever seen.

how I managed to never hear about that guy, I don't know. He makes Lawrence Welk look like a rank amateur.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



click all in a row for maximum obamna

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
Dark Star Orchestra tonight, gonna be a blast


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onMnxh5cOFs

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
I mean look at this poo poo, it's a god drat gold mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIWzz6wcNug

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Arms_Akimbo posted:

Dark Star Orchestra tonight, gonna be a blast


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onMnxh5cOFs

n o d

cheers sounds like a good show

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

emfive posted:

I mean look at this poo poo, it's a god drat gold mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIWzz6wcNug

very disrespectful

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

An Apple A Gay posted:

n o d

cheers sounds like a good show

If you over-consume or break your glasses you could mistake it for a dead show


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et8JNzE7qsk

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

Bethamphetamine posted:

*Stares blankly into the distance for 85 uninterrupted seconds*

I'm sorry, what?

what are the police gonna do

quote:

The Senators and Representatives shall receive a Compensation for their Services, to be ascertained by Law, and paid out of the Treasury of the United States. They shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace, be privileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place.

says right here you can't arrest 'em at work or if they're traveling to or from work

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Arms_Akimbo posted:

If you over-consume or break your glasses you could mistake it for a dead show


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et8JNzE7qsk

I've seen dso like 5 times its always a good time love the dead miss jer

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Bearjew posted:

donald dump

more like ... donald DUCK, amirite?


shoutout to chris christie

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

RandomBlue posted:

very disrespectful

eyes up here, bub

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006


https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/4311369-lawyer-georgia-defendant-trump-election-case-admits-leaking-witness-video/ posted:

Within hours of the footage surfacing, prosecutors and defense attorneys started trading blame. It began with an email chain from Steve Sadow, Trump’s attorney, demanding answers.

“The proffers did not come from Jennifer or me, or anyone connected to my defense team,” Sadow wrote. “Please state for the record whether the prosecution or anyone connected to the prosecution team had any hand in the disclosure of the proffers to the media.”

Fulton County special prosecutor Nathan Wade responded Tuesday morning, “The State had nothing to do with leaking any information to the media!”

Minutes later, Todd Harding, an attorney representing defendant Harrison Floyd, seemed to confess, writing “It was Harrison Floyd’s team.”

“Sorry, it was a typo,” he followed up minutes later. “We did not communicate with the media.”


But the damage was already done, with prosecutors soon afterwards filing an emergency request for a protective order, which would place restrictions on how the defendants can use materials they receive in discovery. They attached the email chain as part of their motion.

lmao love it when my lawyer leaves out important words like "not" from his sentences

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

An Apple A Gay posted:

I've seen dso like 5 times its always a good time love the dead miss jer

Hell yeah. They throw down pretty hard at the vic back home in Chicago. Gwar used to play there every Halloween. That place has got stories

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Durf posted:

she's from a rich family and bought a condo in an unopposed district to get her seat

jury's still out if it's all a ruse, or if she's a powerful brand of stupid like Ginni Thomas



imo the press should ask her every day why she hasn't found Q yet, given her access

I think she's just there to have a good pissed off time.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Arms_Akimbo posted:

Dark Star Orchestra tonight, gonna be a blast


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onMnxh5cOFs

the best post jerry dead related show of my kind ive been to was easily dso with bobby sitting in

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


emfive posted:

Hey whoever posted that James Last "Giant Land" video, I owe you a debt of gratitude. That is some prime poo poo, like hours and hours of mesmerizing yet insanely hilarious video. All the live concert videos look like the most meticulously crafted Tim & Eric sketches you've ever seen.

how I managed to never hear about that guy, I don't know. He makes Lawrence Welk look like a rank amateur.

:cheers:

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

shackleford posted:

lmao love it when my lawyer leaves out important words like "not" from his sentences

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


emfive posted:

Hey whoever posted that James Last "Giant Land" video, I owe you a debt of gratitude. That is some prime poo poo, like hours and hours of mesmerizing yet insanely hilarious video. All the live concert videos look like the most meticulously crafted Tim & Eric sketches you've ever seen.

how I managed to never hear about that guy, I don't know. He makes Lawrence Welk look like a rank amateur.

Share your faves of his. I've only heard Giant Land and a few others here and there. Like you mentioned yesterday, he is/was insanely prolific.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

shackleford posted:

lmao love it when my lawyer leaves out important words like "not" from his sentences

lmao

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

bebop esq posted:

eyes up here, bub

___________/

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

CaptainBeefart posted:

Share your faves of his. I've only heard Giant Land and a few others here and there. Like you mentioned yesterday, he is/was insanely prolific.

The "big band" videos are amazing; there's a YouTube playlist of like 200 of them. The musicians all jam out to the stupidest arrangements of ordinary loving songs, "Country Roads", "Orange Blossom Special", just garbage. The uniforms, the dramatic camera work, Last standing in front of the band doing essentially nothing, it's beyond parody. Oh and audiences jumping to their feet, applauding.

I would not recommend watching those while extremely high unless you are very well-grounded in reality and have a safe place you can crawl to.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

CaptainBeefart posted:

Share your faves of his. I've only heard Giant Land and a few others here and there. Like you mentioned yesterday, he is/was insanely prolific.

1976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWAbnF_7eO8

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Stefan Prodan posted:

lol drat emfive fuckin got his rear end

he's older than my mom

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I am jealous that he got to see Milton Burle's dick once though

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I am jealous that he got to see Milton Burle's dick once though

My friend I think there are Internet resources you may want to investigate, resources that could make available a good deal more information concerning large dicks.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Bethamphetamine posted:

Mike Johnson keeps fabulous friends

lol look at this dumb motherfucker who doesn't know who the antichrist is


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_dGqLzOnhA

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


emfive posted:

My friend I think there are Internet resources you may want to investigate, resources that could make available a good deal more information concerning large dicks.

You don’t need to be coy about it, nothing wrong with checking out Uncle Milton’s hog in Dallas

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Tooping WITH covid

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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
You call that big band music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGoak4ISCPU

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