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ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Samovar posted:

Yeah, I know about it. They harvest the gene-seed so that it can be returned to the Chapter's Apothecarium for recycling when the Adeptus Astartes recruits neophytes into the proce- wait a second...

The scalpels and syringes part is still accurate

# ? Nov 15, 2023 14:09

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# ? May 24, 2024 21:37

Beeswax: Dec 29, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Vanadium posted:

"Balkan coffee shops at 8am"?

That did the trick, thank you! Now I just need to find the specific version of the video/meme...

Here is some stuff that I saw while trying to sift through a billion tweets in search of that video

https://twitter.com/MikeBeauvais/status/1667318087098552320

https://twitter.com/Lubchansky/status/1645805459667054597

https://twitter.com/DojoWarVeteran/status/1635432836894457858

https://twitter.com/johnvvariety/status/1618845689638952960

https://twitter.com/DavidMuttering/status/1686995147060314112

https://twitter.com/SamuelSaulsbury/status/1676324313799200768

Beeswax has a new favorite as of 14:31 on Nov 15, 2023

# ? Nov 15, 2023 14:25

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

TinTower posted:

the IDF sends out robots to give its soldiers a post-death nut so they can bank the sperm

Warhammer 40k is not a loving instruction manual

# ? Nov 15, 2023 14:54

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Nobody who cares about 40k is doing any loving

# ? Nov 15, 2023 15:06

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net...x3kR1ziw8li.mp4

# ? Nov 15, 2023 16:30

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

yeah

# ? Nov 15, 2023 16:49

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Boy, girl, sexless cyborged monstrosity or chemically neutered geneforged killing machine; all are equally fit to die for the Emperor

# ? Nov 15, 2023 18:51

Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

Why not just collect a sample when they join the IDF, if it's such a concern? Why bother with the Petite Mort Apr�s Grande Mort squad at all? :psyduck:

# ? Nov 15, 2023 19:04

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1724843098813968720

# ? Nov 15, 2023 19:33

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1724604423383425088

Makes sense

# ? Nov 15, 2023 19:35

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Why not just collect a sample when they join the IDF, if it's such a concern? Why bother with the Petite Mort Apr�s Grande Mort squad at all?

the war-nut gives you more powerful babies

although equally if we want to get lamarckian about it the post-mortem war-nut is going to give you babies that are good at dying in war which is suboptimal.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 19:47

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

OwlFancier posted:

the war-nut gives you more powerful babies

although equally if we want to get lamarckian about it the post-mortem war-nut is going to give you babies that are good at dying in war which is suboptimal.

Depends what you are selecting for. Like if you just let the overly cautious soldiers breed you get the armored bullet hole plane meme and your entire army hides behind a hill instead of advancing on the tactical objective.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 19:58

Bar Crow: Oct 10, 2012

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Why not just collect a sample when they join the IDF, if it's such a concern? Why bother with the Petite Mort Apr�s Grande Mort squad at all?

They didn�t expect the people they were going to kill would fight back.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 20:01

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Why not just collect a sample when they join the IDF, if it's such a concern? Why bother with the Petite Mort Apr�s Grande Mort squad at all?

They have a flair for the dramatic.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 21:08

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Why not just collect a sample when they join the IDF, if it's such a concern? Why bother with the Petite Mort Après Grande Mort squad at all?

This way someone rich gets richer literally jerking off dead soldiers.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 21:12

LASER BEAM DREAM: Nov 3, 2005; Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

https://twitter.com/tentwentysixpm/status/1724679796784050232
♫ Tell you all about it when I got the time ♫

https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/1724550694462517438

# ? Nov 15, 2023 21:14

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Biplane posted:

This way someone rich gets richer literally jerking off dead soldiers.

They could be sucking them off

# ? Nov 15, 2023 21:14

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Breaking from cover and running over to a nearly dying IDF soldier and blowing them to kingdom come as baffled Hamas combatants view it through a scope

# ? Nov 15, 2023 21:59

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

Breaking from cover and running over to a nearly dying IDF soldier and blowing them to kingdom come as baffled Hamas combatants view it through a scope

Well come to the promised land

# ? Nov 15, 2023 22:37

feedmyleg: Dec 25, 2004

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Why not just collect a sample when they join the IDF, if it's such a concern? Why bother with the Petite Mort Apr�s Grande Mort squad at all?

Then they'd have to ask for consent

# ? Nov 15, 2023 23:06

tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

Breaking from cover and running over to a nearly dying IDF soldier and blowing them to kingdom come as baffled Hamas combatants view it through a scope

This has me dying laughing over here. Quick someone come harvest me.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 23:16

LASER BEAM DREAM: Nov 3, 2005; Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

https://twitter.com/GinaIppy/status/1724440575552737436

https://twitter.com/sundialbaz/status/1724550966702125387

# ? Nov 15, 2023 23:30

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Wait, is there an actual source for IDF harvesting the sperm of dead soldiers beyond this thread?

# ? Nov 15, 2023 23:32

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Air Skwirl posted:

Wait, is there an actual source for IDF harvesting the sperm of dead soldiers beyond this thread?

https://twitter.com/The_Law_Boy/status/1724518980352614696?t=ufhoLc3GSepjwdICXUJ4eQ&s=19

# ? Nov 15, 2023 23:35

LASER BEAM DREAM: Nov 3, 2005; Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

Air Skwirl posted:

Wait, is there an actual source for IDF harvesting the sperm of dead soldiers beyond this thread?

Yup.

I didn't believe it either.

LASER BEAM DREAM has a new favorite as of 23:40 on Nov 15, 2023

# ? Nov 15, 2023 23:36

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

https://twitter.com/The_Law_Boy/status/1724518980352614696?t=ufhoLc3GSepjwdICXUJ4eQ&s=19

I hope this isn't offensive, but Jesus loving Christ

# ? Nov 15, 2023 23:36

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Air Skwirl posted:

I hope this isn't offensive, but Jesus loving Christ

LMAO

# ? Nov 15, 2023 23:37

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

bustin makes you feel good

# ? Nov 15, 2023 23:45

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

the joke is that they're ghost busters.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 23:55

wash bucket: Feb 21, 2006

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

https://twitter.com/The_Law_Boy/status/1724518980352614696?t=ufhoLc3GSepjwdICXUJ4eQ&s=19

Hand to god I thought this was a joke.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 23:55

Serperoth: Feb 21, 2013

Jizzrael

# ? Nov 16, 2023 00:06

Nottherealaborn: Nov 12, 2012

Let my people go cum!

# ? Nov 16, 2023 00:11

eonblue174: Sep 13, 2011; Still chipping away at the Anthem killer

Chop, chop, chop

Spermjacked by Zionists

# ? Nov 16, 2023 00:11

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

https://www.twitter.com/MichaelEHayden/status/1724927804037308639

# ? Nov 16, 2023 00:21

Shitshow: Jul 25, 2007; We still have not found a machine that can measure the intensity of love. We would all buy it.

When you�re deceased but she still suckin�.

# ? Nov 16, 2023 01:55

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

https://www.twitter.com/MichaelEHayden/status/1724927804037308639

Christ

For those without Twitter:

# ? Nov 16, 2023 01:58

D-Pad: Jun 28, 2006

Israel is the last country that should be getting Children of The Dead Seed

# ? Nov 16, 2023 02:09

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

Post funnier tweets thank

# ? Nov 16, 2023 02:23

cult_hero: Jul 10, 2001

D-Pad posted:

Israel is the last country that should be getting Children of The Dead Seed

Well, Mary was impregnated by the Holy Ghost...

# ? Nov 16, 2023 02:32

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Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

cult_hero posted:

Well, Mary was impregnated by the Holy Ghost...

I was raised Unitarian so I'm probably talking out of my rear end, but I thought between The Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost, The Father would be the one that impregnated Mary?

# ? Nov 16, 2023 02:37

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