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Altared State posted:Looks like they were done by Salt, a glass artist poo poo, that's gorgeous! That's goes on the Things to Get When I'm Rich list.
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By popular demand posted:
Just a tasty li'l guy...
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I'm somehow reminded of the holly roller who asked why life does not spontainously come into being in a jar of peanut butter. E: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504
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staberind posted:I'm somehow reminded of the holly roller who asked why life does not spontainously come into being in a jar of peanut butter. there's a bagel sandwich place here that gives all their sandwiches silly names. PB & banana is "the atheist's nightmare" in reference to that and this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A edit: my favorite part about the banana thing is that yes, it's absolutely designed to be ideal for human consumption. it was designed that way by humans through selective breeding, i.e. influencing the evolutionary process more falafel please fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Nov 15, 2023 |
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more falafel please posted:there's a bagel sandwich place here that gives all their sandwiches silly names. PB & banana is "the atheist's nightmare" in reference to that and this: Oh yeah? Well, guess who created humans?
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Have you ever reflected on the fact that a banana is shaped exactly like a human penis, that fits precisely into a human butt hole? Coincidence, hmm? I think not. Your move athtetits
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Paladinus posted:Oh yeah? Well, guess who created humans? Me, and I regret doing it every single day. Worst mistake I've ever made.
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Paladinus posted:Oh yeah? Well, guess who created humans? The intelligent banana plants of the early quaternary period, having foreseen their impending downfall, implanted into lowly apes the germ of their own eventual restoration. We've been working on bringing them back ever since we "discovered" agriculture.
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Remember, remember, the 5th of November, Whoppers, french fries and salt. I see no reason Why Whoppers and french fries Should ever be forgot.
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A gent on the 5th of November Peered into his bag and remembered He'd been shorted his tendies, So he rolled back to Wendy's And swore to the clerk he would end 'er.
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I can’t even tell what’s there Ed: oh, now I see the moving protein Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Nov 16, 2023 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Have you ever reflected on the fact that a banana is shaped exactly like a human penis, that fits precisely into a human butt hole? Coincidence, hmm? I think not. Your move athtetits there are many more buttholes it "fits" into, Mr Pence. why limit it to buttholes anyway  dooooo eeeeet staberind fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Nov 16, 2023 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:I would tattoo my passwords onto my butthole Hey, you interested in having your rear end eaten?
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wesleywillis posted:Hey, you interested in having your rear end eaten? Cyber criminals are everywhere
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wesleywillis posted:Hey, you interested in having your rear end eaten? MILO AND POTUS HAS poo poo OPERATIONAL SECURITY YOU CAN STEAL HIS IDENTITY FROM HIS rear end in a top hat GET PASSWORDS DIRECTLY OUT OF HIS ANUS ACCESS HIS BANK ACCOUNTS AND TAKE HIS SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER EAT MILO'S rear end EAT MILO'S rear end EAT MILO'S rear end EAT MILO'S rear end
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That's a lot to unpack
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That hand wearing a Fitbit under the wrist skin
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This would be pretty blessed if you replaced the cross with the Raelian symbol or something.
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Should be a German shepherd. Chihuahuas are the anarchists of the dog world, no Chi would support the thin blue line!
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Don't try and think too hard about it. That's just a 'things I like' flag.
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Well, someone had to do it:
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Tobermory posted:Well, someone had to do it: Now it just looks like clark kent ripping open his shirt to reveal that he's superman.
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Tobermory posted:Well, someone had to do it: forgot the ring
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deep dish peat moss posted:forgot the ring Look closer
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Milo and POTUS posted:I would tattoo my passwords onto my butthole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXKeeXvZYPk e: Radio Paranoia posted:Just a tasty li'l guy... 
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Nuebot posted:Now it just looks like clark kent ripping open his shirt to reveal that he's super
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Milo and POTUS posted:I would tattoo my passwords onto my butthole 
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steinrokkan posted:The intelligent banana plants of the early quaternary period, having foreseen their impending downfall, implanted into lowly apes the germ of their own eventual restoration. We've been working on bringing them back ever since we "discovered" agriculture. Seeing as we might wipe out the banana this century, they really did a poo poo job...
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BiggerBoat posted:So it's like debilitating back pain only in your foot? AS a sufferer of the former, I'm trying to imagine this and having a hard time. I guess there's common ground wherein the simple act of walking is a major hassle but a toothache in my foot that inhibits my sleep is something I'm having difficulty identifying with. I walk in both worlds (as long as I am not having a gout flare)…Herniated one disk and bulged another on the job as a rock mason in my early 20’s, surgery on the herniated one around 25 but they left the bulging one to avoid fusing vertebrae. That means I have random back pain and sciatica. Couldn’t really run any more for exercise, so took up biking. 10 years later I was hit by a car head on while biking to work and almost had a leg cut off and had a very gnarly head wound with skull exposure (basically had all the tissue on my forehead sandpapered off from pavement) and hosed up my right shoulder to the point that I can’t lift my arm out to 90 degrees or higher without pain. Then within a year of that I started getting debilitating pain in my knees, feet and hands…thought it was related to the accident but it was finally diagnosed as gout, and it took a while because as others said, because of my age the doctors assumed it was something else because I was “too young” to have that. Then after all this bullshit, my wife and I decided that 40 years old was the perfect time to finally have our first child. Love her to death, but chasing a 2 year old around on the daily with these things suuuuuuuucks. But when she asks for “picky uppy” you god drat better believe I picky uppy her.
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Splicer posted:Please do not share stills of my colonoscopy
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The Moon Monster posted:This would be pretty blessed if you replaced the cross with the Raelian symbol or something. *looks up raelian symboly* uhhhhh
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