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socialsecurity
Aug 30, 2003

BiggerBoat posted:

Agreed.

Related to Elon, I was reading the news this morning and there's a SpaceX launch green lit for tomorrow and it reminded me how funny it is that Musk has to be so cool and synergistic by naming everything with an X; to the point that news outlets are referring to the new "X" platform as "formerly known as Twitter" as if it were Prince changing his name to the symbol. Except that Prince had artistic and business reasons for doing that. He wanted to own his music, which seems fair, and faced the ridicule which made him seem insane at the time but for which he was ultimately vindicated.

Musk just wants a loving X on poo poo because he thinks it's cool or edgy and modern. Why would you change a tech company's name that's so ubiquitous it created its own verb in the modern discourse and invite the confusion of "it's called this now but everyone knows it as this other thing that everyone already knows?" and most people still call it that.

Christ, "X" anything bullshit was played out before the 90's even ended for anything beyond the Xbox or internet porn. If Elon bought Fox News, he'd probably change the name to FoXXX and maybe add "NewZ". Or just Xnews.

Because X's are kewl. What a weirdo.

If we are doing outplayed 90s symbols he could of at least done that stupid S.

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SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
There's nothing like having your co-workers cut by the "numbers guy", then expect (the remaining half of) my team to celebrate making our numbers due to the layoffs.

Tone deaf.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


socialsecurity posted:

If we are doing outplayed 90s symbols he could of at least done that stupid S.

Elon better keep his hands off of the "cool S" or I will do a minecraft.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Most places in Europe and Canada eliminated their equivalent of the $1 and $2 bills and replaced them coins a long time ago.

It was very annoying because all change always comes with a bunch of giant coins.

I desperately long for the elimination of the penny. Some places just straight up don't even have them, please, god, they haven't been useful for at least 30 years, just rid us of this troublesome coin!

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


By now, we might as well kill the nickel, too.

ianmacdo
Oct 30, 2012

Tagra posted:

And at most of the places that have this, you can get a "coin" that hangs from your keychain so you always have one with you.

Although then it's a pain when someone tries to "buy" your cart by handing you a coin and you have to awkwardly decline and continue walking to the cart return.

With the keychain coin you can just give it a sharp tug and get it out easily. The mechanism doesn't expect you to be able to pull on the coin.

Then you can just be like, keep your change and have my cart.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Faxanadus posted:

Not sure how common this is, but now they want you to pay to use a cart at Aldis lol:



Something about trying to avoid carts getting stolen probably, but this seems pretty boneheaded. All the carts are chained up outside and you have to put in a quarter to unlock them, though most people just gave their carts to other people going in.

It's mainly to promote people to return their own carts (so they don't have to pay excess trolleyboys). It used to be a thing here in my part of Australia when I was a kid. When we got an Aldis it was a core memory unlock. I do remember back in the day, local homeless bloke would appear out of thin air and offer to return our trolley so he got the 20c or $1 (cant remember what it was)

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Arsenic Lupin posted:

By now, we might as well kill the nickel, too.

The problem is that we still have the dime, AND the quarter, which cannot be easily used together by themselves. We could, of course, kill the dime too, but then what would we call dime bags?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Volmarias posted:

The problem is that we still have the dime, AND the quarter, which cannot be easily used together by themselves. We could, of course, kill the dime too, but then what would we call dime bags?

Loonie bags

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019


Whooping Crabs posted:

Looks like it's time to get rid of supermarkets/self checkouts and bring back the general store with all of the merchandise behind the counter and you need a clerk to ring it up for you

When I was working at walmart for a brief time the rumor was that they're trying to turn the walmarts into local distribution centers for delivery/pickup of orders ordered online; so yeah, full circle if true.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Volmarias posted:

The problem is that we still have the dime, AND the quarter, which cannot be easily used together by themselves. We could, of course, kill the dime too, but then what would we call dime bags?

Hybridize the dime and the quarter into a fifth.

Tnega
Oct 26, 2010

Pillbug
Good news! You now get a walkable city. Bad news, you are banned from the sidewalk so you don't interfere with the pedestrian delivery robots. South Korea is going to let companies run "small" delivery robots, provided they are insured and meet minimum safety standards. Personally I like it, even if in my :911: brain I question how a robot is going to go up 3 flights of stairs to deliver my 60 bottles of water.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Arsenic Lupin posted:

By now, we might as well kill the nickel, too.

Would Nickelback also go, or just continue as Back?

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Tnega posted:

Personally I like it, even if in my :911: brain I question how a robot is going to go up 3 flights of stairs to deliver my 60 bottles of water.

I think jetpacks would be sufficiently :911:

SaTaMaS
Apr 18, 2003

It seems obvious that data centers could be used for water purification but apparently :effort:

socialsecurity
Aug 30, 2003

Nenonen posted:

Would Nickelback also go, or just continue as Back?

They rename themselves to Thomas Jefferson's Backside.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


BiggerBoat posted:

If Elon bought Fox News, he'd probably change the name to FoXXX

Elon, if you buy Fox news and replace it with a channel that's just a porn parody of Fox I will take back everything mean I have ever said about you and will buy one of your deathtraps a Tesla.

Hell, the Fox viewership would love it

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




did not expect openAI to fire sama today

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Fate Accomplice posted:

did not expect openAI to fire sama today
Yeah holy poo poo.

https://openai.com/blog/openai-announces-leadership-transition

My personal theory is that he was bullshitting on a path to profitability. They're losing money on every prompt generated from hardware and electricity, and there's no magic tech on the horizon that can fix that. Altman has also handwaved about it all being worth it because they could make an artificial general intelligence in a few years, which :lmao::

https://www.businessinsider.com/openai-2022-losses-hit-540-million-as-chatgpt-costs-soared-2023-5?op=1

As an aside, the first link includes this wonderful weasel-wordy paragraph exemplifying how capitalists abuse the concept of nonprofits:

quote:

OpenAI was founded as a non-profit in 2015 with the core mission of ensuring that artificial general intelligence benefits all of humanity. In 2019, OpenAI restructured to ensure that the company could raise capital in pursuit of this mission, while preserving the nonprofit's mission, governance, and oversight. The majority of the board is independent, and the independent directors do not hold equity in OpenAI. While the company has experienced dramatic growth, it remains the fundamental governance responsibility of the board to advance OpenAI’s mission and preserve the principles of its Charter.

edit: The president and chairman of the board Greg Brockman also got canned, but is being moved to a role reporting to the new CEO as a fig leaf.

cat botherer fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Nov 18, 2023

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

socialsecurity posted:

They rename themselves to Thomas Jefferson's Backside.

They're Canadian so it would be Beaverback.

Tree Reformat
Apr 2, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Volmarias posted:

I desperately long for the elimination of the penny. Some places just straight up don't even have them, please, god, they haven't been useful for at least 30 years, just rid us of this troublesome coin!

I keep a hefty stash of pre-1983 pennies I polished in an old pill bottle with some quarters for those souvenir penny stretcher machines when I travel. Other than that, yeah, not much point to keeping the things around.

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!
Fired for "not consistently candid in his communications with the board". My money is on losses and Altman trying to manipulate the figures.

Everyone knows open AI is losing money, but no one knows for sure at what rate.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


I've heard everything from a trickle to "we'll burn through the Microsoft money in six months" which is bad considering that was a multi billion dollar investment.

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!
I'm now hearing it's actually the more academics on the board who led this coup over Sam's push for market dominance over safety :psyduck:

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it’s actually about misreporting losses then a hearty lol to the current generation of pre-seed and seed startups trying to build entire businesses around chatgpt. The “AI” sector which would include all those startups is currently getting like 25% of all early stage VC funding.

Barrel Cactaur
Oct 6, 2021

Tech VC is ruled by some of the most gullible rubes, its comical.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Mega Comrade posted:

I'm now hearing it's actually the more academics on the board who led this coup over Sam's push for market dominance over safety :psyduck:
OpenAI’s non-profit structure mean they have some real randos on the board who have no financial stake in the firm. Corporate governance gets hugely unpredictable when you’re not representing shareholders.

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!
More resignations

quote:

Jakub Pachocki, the director of research at OpenAI; Aleksander Madry, the head of a team that analyzes AI risks; and Szymon Sidor, a researcher who had been at the firm for seven years, told associates at OpenAI that they had quit,

Microsoft must be so pissed about this. Google however...

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Mega Comrade posted:

More resignations

Microsoft must be so pissed about this. Google however...

Why would Google hire them, when they can just acquihire them in 2 years for 100x the price?

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
Okay then lol

Maybe they were trying to speedrun the steve jobs firing and return?

SaTaMaS
Apr 18, 2003
Most of OpenAI think they're developing something more dangerous than a thermonuclear weapon, but if they take a year instead of six months it will be fine.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

SaTaMaS posted:

Most of OpenAI think they're developing something more dangerous than a thermonuclear weapon, but if they take a year instead of six months it will be fine.
It’s kinda nice that there’s a cohesive, influential group of AI practitioners who are willing to oust a commercially successful CEO to do their idea of an ethical thing. Like most of tech is evil and bad but this seems like a weird, inaccurate gripe for this specific situation.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Open AI is staffed by fools if they think LLM AI will ever be any kind of threat. It strings words together, the only threat it poses is if some idiot listens to it.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Kwyndig posted:

Open AI is staffed by fools if they think LLM AI will ever be any kind of threat. It strings words together, the only threat it poses is if some idiot listens to it.

Now I am worried.

VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.
https://www.theverge.com/2023/11/18/23967199/breaking-openai-board-in-discussions-with-sam-altman-to-return-as-ceo

Yeah, they want him back? Wow.

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

The tech industry is full of rich idiots and I'm so pissed I didn't realize this younger and get rich off of it.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


It's never too late to follow your dreams, just build a stock picker that performed worse than index funds and say you're using AI to disrupt finance. That'll get you a bunch of investor money.

BabyFur Denny
Mar 18, 2003

Kwyndig posted:

Open AI is staffed by fools if they think LLM AI will ever be any kind of threat. It strings words together, the only threat it poses is if some idiot listens to it.
correct me if I am wrong, but hasnt idiots listening to the wrong source of information been the biggest threat to mankind since like at least including fascism?

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


I wouldn't call the fine peoples of Italy, Germany, and Spain to be idiots, no. Misguided, yes, but those countries produced some fine minds under fascism as well as idiots, not all in positions of power, mind you because fascism only rewards certain kinds of intelligence, but fine minds nonetheless.

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Original_Z
Jun 14, 2005
Z so good
https://x.com/gurgavin/status/1726027499857940656?t=7mB83aqTzExNdOHbwBwTRA&s=33

Seems like Microsoft was not very happy with how this was handled.

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