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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Outta my way, I gotta Jerk it! (Nsfw?)

Cameltoe Chariot: Jan 28, 2004

itry posted:

First post in likely a decade to say :five:

:five:

:five:

:five:

# ? Nov 16, 2023 06:59

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# ? May 20, 2024 15:51

Tiny Myers: Jul 29, 2021; say hello to my little friend

itry posted:

# ? Nov 16, 2023 09:53

Whybird: Aug 2, 2009; Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar; Nap Ghost

E: Forgot to make her sleeve blue in panel 1

Whybird fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Nov 16, 2023

# ? Nov 16, 2023 10:02

Tiny Myers: Jul 29, 2021; say hello to my little friend

gently caress it, another

# ? Nov 16, 2023 10:09

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Tiny Myers posted:

Tiny Myers posted:

gently caress it, another

lmao

# ? Nov 16, 2023 15:40

Chernabog: Apr 16, 2007

# ? Nov 16, 2023 17:52

fish and chips and dip: Feb 17, 2010

First effort, I'm not very good at photoshop.

Edit: forgot Kirk's face in the 2nd panel lol

fish and chips and dip fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Nov 17, 2023

# ? Nov 17, 2023 14:00

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

fish and chips and dip posted:

First effort, I'm not very good at photoshop.

don't sell yourself short

# ? Nov 17, 2023 14:30

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

# ? Nov 17, 2023 16:20

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Stoatbringer posted:

:eyepop:

I was wondering if this was going to happen, lol

# ? Nov 17, 2023 16:23

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

sure

# ? Nov 17, 2023 17:08

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Empty Sandwich posted:

sure

:lol:

# ? Nov 17, 2023 17:12

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Empty Sandwich posted:

sure

lmao

# ? Nov 17, 2023 18:06

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Empty Sandwich posted:

sure

:yeshaha:

# ? Nov 17, 2023 19:06

TomR: Apr 1, 2003; I both own and operate a pirate ship.

# ? Nov 17, 2023 20:15

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Empty Sandwich posted:

sure

:same:

# ? Nov 17, 2023 20:56

Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

# ? Nov 17, 2023 21:18

TengenNewsEditor: Apr 3, 2004

Sombrerotron posted:

It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we have to jerk off immediately!

# ? Nov 17, 2023 22:23

Baba Yaga Fanboy: May 18, 2011

Sombrerotron posted:

:drat:

that's a deep cut

# ? Nov 17, 2023 23:33

big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

TomR posted:

type cookie you idiot

# ? Nov 17, 2023 23:48

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

inshallah

# ? Nov 18, 2023 00:06

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Empty Sandwich posted:

inshallah

Lmao

# ? Nov 18, 2023 02:51

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

# ? Nov 18, 2023 02:52

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

wesleywillis posted:

I saw the first two panels and assumed the third would be Rib Kid saying he needs to kill a guy immediately.

I think it's apocryphal at this point, but goon legend is that Rib Kid killed a guy.

# ? Nov 18, 2023 03:34

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

DrBouvenstein posted:

I saw the first two panels and assumed the third would be Rib Kid saying he needs to kill a guy immediately.

I think it's apocryphal at this point, but goon legend is that Rib Kid killed a guy.

After I posted that I was considering changing the last bit to something like "Ahhhh nothing like some ribs after killing someone".

But obviously decided against it.

# ? Nov 18, 2023 04:08

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

didn't he not kill a guy but that part just didn't get spread around the goonosphere

# ? Nov 18, 2023 04:20

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Spoilered for reasons of gaping anus.

Same one but slightly modified

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Nov 18, 2023

# ? Nov 18, 2023 04:52

TheKub: May 11, 2006

Chernabog posted:

# ? Nov 18, 2023 07:53

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wesleywillis posted:

Spoilered for reasons of gaping anus.

the Professor Emeritus At Large

# ? Nov 18, 2023 07:53

Gertrude Perkins: May 1, 2010; Gun Snake

dont talk to gun snake

Drops: human teeth

Sombrerotron posted:

Amazing. Wonderful. Superb

# ? Nov 18, 2023 22:12

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Sombrerotron posted:

(kalpol introl intensifies)

# ? Nov 18, 2023 22:43

Moai Ou: May 18, 2004; WE LOVE SHOOTING GAMES!; Fun Shoe

Crossposting from the AI thread:

https://files.catbox.moe/ttif18.mp4

# ? Nov 19, 2023 00:01

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Empty Sandwich posted:

sure

# ? Nov 19, 2023 00:02

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Zero VGS posted:

# ? Nov 19, 2023 00:13

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

Zero VGS posted:

lol

# ? Nov 19, 2023 00:56

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Zero VGS posted:

# ? Nov 19, 2023 01:23

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MrQwerty posted:

:prepop:

# ? Nov 19, 2023 01:47

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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

are you not entergaged

# ? Nov 19, 2023 01:48

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Laserjet 4P posted:

I want you to know that I appreciated this one very much.

For anyone who didn’t get the reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BLIT_(short_story)

I has never heard of this story, read the entire synopsis on Wikipedia and I still want to read the story very much.

It has a weird "The Jaunt" quality about it, despite it not sharing any of the story or technology whatsoever.

# ? Nov 19, 2023 02:17

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# ? May 20, 2024 15:51

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Longer than you think dad! LONGER THAN YOU THINK!

# ? Nov 19, 2023 02:19

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