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Son of Rodney posted:Y'know they make bone transmission headphones already. A few modifications and presto. From bass boost to loose juice. I remember a story somewhere on the forums about a woman who hid an old style flip phone in her vagina. It received a call (set to vibrate) before they could get it into a bag, at which point it "shook off cooter juice like a wet dog." That phrase lodged in my brain forever.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I remember a story somewhere on the forums about a woman who hid an old style flip phone in her vagina. It received a call (set to vibrate) before they could get it into a bag, at which point it "shook off cooter juice like a wet dog." That phrase lodged in my brain forever. sounds like that guy with the brock samson avatar
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I remember a story somewhere on the forums about a woman who hid an old style flip phone in her vagina. It received a call (set to vibrate) before they could get it into a bag, at which point it "shook off cooter juice like a wet dog." That phrase lodged in my brain forever. You just made me remember the goose meat post
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yeah thanks now you made me remember it toograey alien posted:Oh heyyyy you, didnt see you there LOL Well, my story? Me Ashley Brooke heather all coming back from a second rate danceclub new haven ct. omg all dying in the ride from the fun stories about the guys of the night and also all absolutely dyin for really fresh tender goose meat. ash would NOT shut up about it and we so had a craving. i played it real cool like lol i dunno lol where could we get some? no where? then……when my absolut FAVVVVV regina spek. song comes on “UH hey babes *lifts up skirt* pushed a Goose meat slab slowly right out on the exterior of the backseat!! I had stored a bunch of fresh dark goose meat up my pussy before we left and had it up inside my pussy the whole night!! haha I was *goosh some out slowly to one friend* and then pointin my pussy at the other girls *goosh in her direction out the pussy* we were all howling with laughter and the grizly juices were pouring down our chins as we indulged ourselves some goose meat was still trickling out from the deeper parts of my Pussy when i get home. memories!!np – green day – time of our lives
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Laserjet 4P posted:yeah thanks now you made me remember it too untitled goose post
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Laserjet 4P posted:yeah thanks now you made me remember it too Lmfao
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Laserjet 4P posted:yeah thanks now you made me remember it too I didn't need that
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Laserjet 4P posted:yeah thanks now you made me remember it too goose meat goose meat! yes!
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imagine sneaking around dads office for old hustlers magazines when youre 10, reading that post, then 3 years later youre talking to a girl you really really like for the first time
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Nov 18, 2023 01:29
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Laserjet 4P posted:yeah thanks now you made me remember it too Oh man it's been a couple years since I've revisted that old chestnut. Goes down real smooth after all these years.
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RandolphCarter posted:I know I’ve played the suffering but I can’t remember a thing about it oldpainless posted:Try reading your post history
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Does anyone have an old quote I can't even remember the context for but it's like "if [long winded description of something fairly mundane], I will decapitate you with a sword. this is how a man builds a life"
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Nov 18, 2023 11:04
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think that was wayne gretsky, maybe talking about mods or something
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:Does anyone have an old quote I can't even remember the context for but it's like "if [long winded description of something fairly mundane], I will decapitate you with a sword. this is how a man builds a life" Charles Bukowski posted:I found it!
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Nov 18, 2023 11:48
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Lol thanks. It's good poo poo.
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Nov 18, 2023 11:51
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He truly was the drunk genius
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 gently caress THE ADMINS Mr. H?! posted:OMGWTFBBQ IS A STUPID FAT CONTROL-FREAK WHO IS CONSTANTLY TRYING TO DEMONSTRATE HIS MIGHTY ADMIN POWER. I HATE THAT MOTHERFUCKER. "WAH WAH WAH, I'M NOT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION, I THINK I'LL BAN SOME PEOPLE"
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mysterious frankie posted:Correct. If 90s sitcoms and commercials about household products have taught me anything, it’s that the math goes: More Stupids = More Man Level. My single delusion about my physical prowess means, at best, I rate as Wacky Neighbor, or Husband Who Will Call The HVAC Repairman Today. Nicodemus Dumps posted:You said you'd call yesterday mysterious frankie posted:I’ll call today. JosefStalinator posted:You'll call now. mysterious frankie posted:I’ll call now.
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Žižek Paladinus posted:He's Slovenian, actually. The Demilich posted:Yeah he's pretty slovenly
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:I think it's a promo shot, Cybbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtruk isnt avail to the public yet. Whomever owns the bike is def an idiot tho for allowing that Nitrox posted:What in the loving gently caress, $19k? OBAMNA PHONE posted:monopoly money EasilyConfused posted:They already said AUD
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Lol number not in US more bigger *laugh track* *toilet flush*
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Son of Rodney posted:Lol number not in US more bigger *laugh track* *toilet flush* *in the correct direction, clockwise, as God intended*
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Son of Rodney posted:Lol number not in US more bigger *laugh track* *toilet flush* isn't it because American money is weird paper trash that's all the same colour, but in Monopoly it is different colours as nature intended?
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I think the joke is that americans are fucken dumb and when confronted with another currency their brain pops
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Access to the entire planet's global web of knowledge and they're almost as culturally disengaged as Japan at its isolationist peak.
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:isn't it because American money is weird paper trash that's all the same colour, but in Monopoly it is different colours as nature intended? No, it was definitely a comment on value. "Monopoly money" means worthless, not colorful. Americans are not in fact confused by money using different colors.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:No, it was definitely a comment on value. "Monopoly money" means worthless, not colorful. Americans are not in fact confused by money using different colors. Yes they are.
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The thing is, Americans don’t need to learn other less civilized countries money. But they need to learn ours.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:No, it was definitely a comment on value. "Monopoly money" means worthless, not colorful. Americans are not in fact confused by money using different colors. Yeah I've definitely seen people get, if not confused, confusingly aggressive about their dislike for colorful money.
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Canadian here who has had multiple Americans make fun of our money for being colorful and calling it monopoly money specifically because of the color, not because of the value
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ben shapino posted:Canadian here Oh yeah? ben shapino posted:colorful [...] color Yeah, no
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interrupting this baffling squabble with some quotesLizardBeam posted:Just got a weird game breaking bug. Was talking with a legendary glover, and during the water-ritual, I could ask for him to... gift me his glover. I did that, and it put a whole rear end creature, a glover, in a my inventory, with their own inventory. Interacting with them just gives the normal options one would have if I interacted on the map, with no option to drop. I'm too weak to carry them, so I can't move. It's early on, so it's more funny that frustrating. Basic Chunnel posted:He’s not heavy, he’s my glover
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Monopoly money has always meant worthless when I've heard it.
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Lobok posted:Oh yeah? I mix and match the spelling and my phone autocorrects to color as I usually use US English as my keyboard language
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United States folk actively mock anything useful we don’t have out of our rugged individualism
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oldpainless posted:The thing is, Americans don’t need to learn other less civilized countries money. But they need to learn ours. Nah, Americans always complain about needing to use cash when visiting my country, but when I'm in the US I just pay with my phone and never think about the physical money.
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ben shapino posted:I mix and match the spelling and my phone autocorrects to color as I usually use US English as my keyboard language Set it to Canadian English then.
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pipebomb posted:Buyer: BeanBandit Bustin a gut over here. This goon paid real money for DVDs
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