Comic Strips 2023: It's not a fetish or anything, I swear

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Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann

Not sure why Bets taking down her feed would gently caress up Steph's. I feel like Team Evans don't understand social media.

lol perfect. run girl be free

# ? Nov 17, 2023 23:03

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# ? May 29, 2024 04:57

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann

Not sure why Bets taking down her feed would gently caress up Steph's. I feel like Team Evans don't understand social media.

Is that supposed to be an ahegao face emoji in panel 1?

# ? Nov 17, 2023 23:08

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Into Ilves

Nancy

Dustin

Mandrake

No?

# ? Nov 17, 2023 23:13

Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

Selachian posted:

Is that supposed to be an ahegao face emoji in panel 1?

ahegao is red

green means barfs

# ? Nov 17, 2023 23:39

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Pogo 10/28/51

Archie 10/4-6/48

Tom Corbett, Space Cadet 10/14/51

# ? Nov 18, 2023 00:50

F_Shit_Fitzgerald: Feb 2, 2017

Yes, Kelley, women sure be talkin'. Am I right, fellas?

# ? Nov 18, 2023 01:14

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Some Guy TT posted:

The Demons of Baseball

Let�s loving gooooooooo

Julet Esqu posted:

Gil Thorp

I think I�m an unironic Gil Thorp enjoyer.

# ? Nov 18, 2023 02:04

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

Scary Go Round (March 23-27, 2004)

:O

Picking up tomorrow: A slight format change to 6 panels per day, and a tale of the mystical Isle of Wight.

# ? Nov 18, 2023 02:37

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Selachian posted:

Tom Corbett, Space Cadet 10/14/51

Yes, a paltry effort like jumping six vertical goddamn feet on Earth

# ? Nov 18, 2023 03:08

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

The Security State As A Good Thing

a how how how how how

# ? Nov 18, 2023 03:14

catlord: Mar 22, 2009; What's on your mind, Axa?

Giant Ethicist posted:

# ? Nov 18, 2023 04:01

thisusedyet: Feb 14, 2012; My post... it sucks!!!

Some Guy TT posted:

The Demons of Baseball

...Did Copper really just intentionally smoke a line drive between this dude's eyes?

Ownage is no longer enough.

# ? Nov 18, 2023 04:24

thisusedyet: Feb 14, 2012; My post... it sucks!!!

Medenmath posted:

Vintage Valiant (Apr. 24, 1960)

What's the medieval version of 'gently caress that guy, he was a dick anyway'?

# ? Nov 18, 2023 04:25

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Selachian posted:

Is that supposed to be an ahegao face emoji in panel 1?

The internet REALLY likes Steph's photo.

# ? Nov 18, 2023 04:37

Doomykins: Jun 28, 2008; Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?

Kazinsal posted:

Scary Go Round (March 23-27, 2004)

:O

Ah yes, Allison really laid it on thick for this poor gal. Wasn't enough to murder her! Really can't wait for the comeuppance the hag brigade is due.

# ? Nov 18, 2023 05:17

readingatwork: Jan 8, 2009; Hello Fatty!; Fun Shoe

Crabgrass

Big Nate

# ? Nov 18, 2023 06:00

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann

And another person of color departs the Luannverse.

F Minus

Mark Trail

Mary Worth

The Phantom

Goddammit Phantom what the hell was the point of the last two-plus years?

Pooch Cafe

Rex Morgan MD

Andertoons

Apartment 3-G

# ? Nov 18, 2023 06:22

LvK: Feb 27, 2006; FIVE STARS!!

EasyEW posted:

Mutts continues to break my heart.

Guard Dog's function has always been to remind everyone not to chain up a dog, but this? This really hurts.

I usually skip Mutts because it's just so drat twee and saccharine, but this week's got me in the feelings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TyD1gmZl-Y

# ? Nov 18, 2023 06:39

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom

NOTHING HAS CHANGED YOU IDIOT, SAVARNA NOT FINDING OUT ABOUT JAMPA IS THE WHOLE HINGE OF THIS GODDAMN STORY

# ? Nov 18, 2023 07:02

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

1981 comics

Dick Tracy

Footrot Flats

The Lockhorns

Computoon: Origins

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# ? Nov 18, 2023 07:05

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann

_{they're probably doing the whole "Bets wait!" run-after-her thing next strip but} yeah stand there like a big sack of wet poo poo, you vacant dork

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom

Goddammit Phantom what the hell was the point of the last two-plus years?

what a twist!!

*has no idea what Phantom is talking about

**doesn't care, just wants this to end

# ? Nov 18, 2023 07:13

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

Daddy Daze

Take It From The Tinkersons

Macanudo

Dark Side Of The Horse

# ? Nov 18, 2023 07:30

Safety Dance: Sep 10, 2007; Five degrees to starboard!

Kazinsal posted:

Scary Go Round (March 23-27, 2004)

"Ronnie B took the handles off to make it more 'internally aerodynamic'" has lived in my brain for the past 19 years. It's such a good line.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

NOTHING HAS CHANGED YOU IDIOT, SAVARNA NOT FINDING OUT ABOUT JAMPA IS THE WHOLE HINGE OF THIS GODDAMN STORY

Maybe Sarvana got all her murdering out while she was grenade launchering, and she'd be willing to live and let live.

# ? Nov 18, 2023 07:34

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

The point is that they can go murder him together. It was trying to bring the son home that got Phantom killed.

# ? Nov 18, 2023 09:08

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

Raskolnikov38 posted:

NOTHING HAS CHANGED YOU IDIOT, SAVARNA NOT FINDING OUT ABOUT JAMPA IS THE WHOLE HINGE OF THIS GODDAMN STORY

Speaking of: I'm not taking Bad Memory pills, right? When the kid went to the place, it was like.

Mozz's story took, like. Three days, maybe? Tops? (In-world, I mean). Plus the day for doing the prison assault. The way the mountain city was presented, it'd take a lot longer than four days to get to or from it to Phantomtown here. It'd be like, It's way out in the mountains without reliable transport. Right? If Son Of Phantom made his decision to go home at the very moment Mozz started telling the bullshit prophecy, h had to loving teleport to get here this fast.

Right? Did the strip contradict this at some point I forgot? Other people in this thread have better memories about this kind of thing than I do but I am pretty drat sure it's more than a few days travel time to get from "Isolated mountain city" to "Secret hidden settlement deep in the jungle". Like, both ends of this trip are gonna be slow. This is complete bullshit.

# ? Nov 18, 2023 09:54

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Professor Wayne posted:

Zits
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I would loving LOVE that beanie!

Fingerpori

# ? Nov 18, 2023 10:39

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Hostile V posted:

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I'm still confused as to why the cops care about this. Only a few strips ago the good guys was killing N.O.P.E. members openly but suddenly it's a concern?

# ? Nov 18, 2023 11:37

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Alhazred posted:

I'm still confused as to why the cops care about this. Only a few strips ago the good guys was killing N.O.P.E. members openly but suddenly it's a concern?

In self defense. Hunting N.O.P.E. down in turn is bad because uhhhh shut up Holbrook says so that's why

# ? Nov 18, 2023 12:03

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Malachite_Dragon posted:

In self defense. Hunting N.O.P.E. down in turn is bad because uhhhh shut up Holbrook says so that's why

I'm pretty sure it stops being self defense when one mob literally tear one person up.

# ? Nov 18, 2023 12:17

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

I mean I guess? Given that N.O.P.E. are massive, massive bigots I kind of don't care if they die screaming :shrug:

if that makes me a bad person, so be it

We're putting way more thought into this than Holbrook has.

Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 12:28 on Nov 18, 2023

# ? Nov 18, 2023 12:19

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

TegneHanne

# ? Nov 18, 2023 13:47

Doomykins: Jun 28, 2008; Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?

Jucika "390 - Jucika Measures Blood Pressure"

"391 - Jucika And The Children On Vacation"

Hostile V posted:

"Well, it's impossible that you could've hired or traded favors to get outside help to do it, or you or your staff could've done anything to reduce calories spent such as using a vehicle, and I'll just trust data you gathered yourself that presents the outcome you most desire." Incredible detective work, officer. The next god drat strip is family outside the company discussing whether or not it would've been convenient for them to do the murder themselves!!!

This is a world where a protected class of elites can freely murder anybody outside of that class(or in it as seen here) with penalties against the prey class for fighting back with things that are "unfair" to defending themselves from random violence and the only safeguard against this system being abused is that sometimes the cops will very passively ask if you were a bad girl and if you say "Nah lol" they'll shrug and call it cased closed?

Murdstone posted:

Mark Trail

"Why did you do it?" "I'm a character defined by their social presence who is too stupid to socialize." At least this is consistently stupid for such a stupid setting. Bang up writing as usual Jules.

Doomykins fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Nov 18, 2023

# ? Nov 18, 2023 14:15

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Into Ilves

Nancy

Dustin

Mandrake

# ? Nov 18, 2023 14:17

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Kennel posted:

Nancy

Krazy Kat(May 26, 1918)

The Rectangle(Gasoline Alley)(March 30, 1919)

Little Nemo(October 20, 1907)

# ? Nov 18, 2023 14:53

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Hippocrass posted:

Little Nemo(October 20, 1907)

# ? Nov 18, 2023 15:14

Pancho Jueves: Aug 20, 2007; BEST FRIENDS!!

Doomykins posted:

"391 - Jucika And The Children On Vacation"

Wholesome Jucika is best Jucika :3:

Also, cross posting from the meme thread:

FuturePastNow posted:

# ? Nov 18, 2023 15:20

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange

Get Fuzzy 11/17/03

Double Collins

Brenda Starr 2/4-6/52

Smokey Stover 1/26/58

Everyday Movies 12/22/36

"Now if he was only a smoking or drinking man it would be much easier."

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 8/3-5/42

Bonus Futurism! Dome sweet dome!

Pyroceram was the stuff they make CorningWare cookware out of.

# ? Nov 18, 2023 15:22

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Alhazred posted:

TegneHanne

No lie, this technique helps me relax like... Almost nothing else. If I can do stuff that doesn't require me to see (I admit that's not MUCH stuff), I use a blindfold and by God, I just feel so much more relaxed.

This may also be related to me being on the spectrum, of course. But nevertheless.

# ? Nov 18, 2023 15:26

Medenmath: Jan 18, 2003

Vintage Valiant (May 01, 1960)

# ? Nov 18, 2023 15:31

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# ? May 29, 2024 04:57

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.