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how long does trump go to jail for?
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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

titty_baby_ posted:

My gf was supposed to go to some fundraiser with her coworkers but decided not to and when she told her boss her boss said someone already hit a tree on the way there lol

jesus

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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Consummate Professional posted:

I believe he thinks it’s a real disease

see also: woke mind virus

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

titty_baby_ posted:

My gf was supposed to go to some fundraiser with her coworkers but decided not to and when she told her boss her boss said someone already hit a tree on the way there lol

gently caress

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

emfive posted:

I made some spinach soup, it's a little thin but it's delicious so I'm going to redefine my goals

easy peasy

there are no peas in it, maybe that was my problem

spinach good, peas bad

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

titty_baby_ posted:

Lights keep flickering. Our neighboring town lost power already. The storms been stormy. If you don't hear from me...im already dead



just keep posting through it.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

:hmmno:

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

When a person has lied as much as he has and gotten away with it, why wouldn't he feel like king poo poo? Reality bends to his word.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
the piss tape is so loving real

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1726001267535650923

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

titty_baby_ posted:

My gf was supposed to go to some fundraiser with her coworkers but decided not to and when she told her boss her boss said someone already hit a tree on the way there lol

lol

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
Donman Peeman

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

donny drippy

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

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mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

With the way poo poo is going, we might get a second piss tape in the next year. Piss Tape Two: Pisssssssier than the first.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
2 wet 2 furious

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
piss tape 2: election boogaloo

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



glad the pisstape is making a comeback

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
The Assassination of Ron Desantis by the Coward Donald Trump

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
piss tape 2: piss harder

mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

Trump/Santos 2024

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
the santos house of ill repute

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





titty_baby_ posted:

My gf was supposed to go to some fundraiser with her coworkers but decided not to and when she told her boss her boss said someone already hit a tree on the way there lol

hahahahaha imagine going to a work event on a nice day - with the planet trying to kill me? gently caress a text ping, youd need trained dog teams and three cooperating helicopters to even have a shot of finding my rear end

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Consummate Professional posted:

the santos house of ill repute

there is
a house
in New York State
with a stolen staffers son

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Joementum posted:

there is
a house
in New York State
with a stolen staffers son

and they ask me now is that your poor boy
and god, he knows, not yet

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

Joementum posted:

there is
a house
in New York State
with a stolen staffers son

Sherbert Hoover posted:

and they ask me now is that your poor boy
and god, he knows, not yet

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Schmoe Cwead posted:

OOOOH BOY!

BIIIIIG SHOW!

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

Why even bring this up? To a while crowd of loving people? Years and years after everybody but us stopped caring?

What a bazar dude

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Scapulor posted:

Why even bring this up? To a while crowd of loving people? Years and years after everybody but us stopped caring?

What a bazar dude

trump!

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Scapulor posted:

Why even bring this up? To a while crowd of loving people? Years and years after everybody but us stopped caring?

What a bazar dude

Piss tape is real

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008

Scapulor posted:

Why even bring this up? To a while crowd of loving people? Years and years after everybody but us stopped caring?

What a bazar dude

Because the piss tape is real

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/barriepolice/status/1725803889142755666?s=46

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Hamas!!! :argh:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

gonna need the Daniel Dale fact check on this

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Rip Daniel Dale's Dick (I presume)

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

dental floss?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

bebop esq posted:

dental floss?

garrote

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Because at 77, it’s marginal, right?

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

External Organs posted:

Rip Daniel Dale's Dick (I presume)

Daniel Dale's Dick died, like a dog!

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
trump

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Ragequit posted:

Because at 77, it’s marginal, right?


(it is)

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An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

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