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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/9ujsLXM.mp4

Somehow he survived unharmed

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/LEm35qp.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/czvcGvY.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/Zo0cH1i.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/UN6DRcA.mp4


https://i.imgur.com/1FIOewk.mp4

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
That base jumper dude needs the audio from looney toons added.

Azathoth Prime
Feb 20, 2004

Free 2nd day shipping on all eldritch horrors.


Robobot posted:

Shoulda called it a Battle BraTM.

Breast plate.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Nice of the receiving corps to let an O lineman hang with them at practice

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Soul Dentist posted:

Nice of the receiving corps to let an O lineman hang with them at practice

he picked it up so delicately :kimchi:

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

That base jumper dude needs the audio from looney toons added.

https://i.imgur.com/0W49rhd.mp4

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
IIRC they explained it in fortnite

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl4ghsv04V0&t=49s

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Spatule posted:

https://uncrate.com/tesla-cyberquad-kids-atv/

"Originally launched in 2021, it was recalled for not meeting Consumer Product Safety Commission standards"

"Dad! Dad! Dad! Watch me! Dad! I'm subverting the technology paradigm! I'm a disruptor! Dad, are you watching?"

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

"Dad! Dad! Dad! Watch me! Dad! I'm subverting the technology paradigm! I'm a disruptor! Dad, are you watching?"



The sharp angles are for safety

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


You really want the thing your child is going to be sitting on in the hot hot sun to be just plain sheet metal.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
if its anything like the cars, thats not the only thing thats going to be hot

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Non Compos Mentis posted:

if its anything like the cars, thats not the only thing thats going to be hot

Are you saying I'd look sexy on one?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

"Dad! Dad! Dad! Watch me! Dad! I'm subverting the technology paradigm! I'm a disruptor! Dad, are you watching?"



For a moment I thought the man leering at Cyberchilde was shirtless

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Feeling unsettled by the word

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

"Dad! Dad! Dad! Watch me! Dad! I'm subverting the technology paradigm! I'm a disruptor! Dad, are you watching?"



I had a hat like that
Till my mom got a job
rear end in a top hat

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Non Compos Mentis posted:

if its anything like the cars, thats not the only thing thats going to be hot
This post has strong libertarian energy

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
You know what would make ATV's better? Even more hot surfaces and risk of fire!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Let he who is without aim cast the second egg.

Duodecimal
Dec 28, 2012

Still stupid
Aim might have been fine, grip could use some work though.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

That video is being played in reverse.

Big guy is laying an egg and his friend deftly catches it and lays it down on the egg pedestal.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

Somehow he survived unharmed

Bet his pants didn't

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Imgur is being an rear end but here's a funny video about sockets

https://imgur.io/gallery/2KedYGQ

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Admiral Joeslop posted:

You gonna contribute anything to the thread besides being snarky and wrong?

A dipshit does something they think is clever and gets immediately and catastrophically owned. How does that not qualify as providing content in the Schadenfreude thread?

E: please, mods, I have realised that I just left myself wide open to a comedy sixer and that is punishment enough.

Bertha the Toaster
Jan 11, 2009

Karate Bastard posted:

Imgur is being an rear end but here's a funny video about sockets

https://imgur.io/gallery/2KedYGQ

https://i.imgur.com/1ExqQdP.mp4

And bonus Chloe tax from the post.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
I think that was my first "probably staged but I don't care"

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Jedit posted:

A dipshit does something they think is clever and gets immediately and catastrophically owned. How does that not qualify as providing content in the Schadenfreude thread?

E: please, mods, I have realised that I just left myself wide open to a comedy sixer and that is punishment enough.

That's not the definition of schadenfreude. Schaden is someone being arrogant and then burning their hand a little, not burning their entire arm a lot and needing any kind of medical care.

It's not skadeglädje if the feeling has to compete with heartfelt concern. Thats sadism, and that's a thread only for sadist who doesn't have any

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Heartfelt concern for... finance bros being turned in for breaking the law???

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Biplane posted:

Heartfelt concern for... finance bros being turned in for breaking the law???

I didn't talk about what they posted 'cause I don't remember at all, I talked about how to understand what stuff isn't funny to watch. Since it's this thread and all. Which used to have problems with that.

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

I'm looking for an article, figured this was the thread to ask. The main concept was that a journalist spent the entire day in a chain restaurant, testing their all-you-can-eat special. It might have been for Applebee's bottomless wings, or some equivalently nasty fried food? The article was written hour by hour, with lines like "4:45 PM, I regret all the choices that led me to this point". Does anyone remember this article or where it's from?

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

That's not the definition of schadenfreude. Schaden is someone being arrogant and then burning their hand a little, not burning their entire arm a lot and needing any kind of medical care.

That isn't the definition tho? It's the feeling of enjoyment at another person's misfortune. The definition doesn't take into account anyone's deserving of the misfortune or not, or how painful the misfortune is.

Those limits are imposed and moderated by the mods.

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Tobermory posted:

I'm looking for an article, figured this was the thread to ask. The main concept was that a journalist spent the entire day in a chain restaurant, testing their all-you-can-eat special. It might have been for Applebee's bottomless wings, or some equivalently nasty fried food? The article was written hour by hour, with lines like "4:45 PM, I regret all the choices that led me to this point". Does anyone remember this article or where it's from?

I think you're after the guy spent 24hrs inside a Waffle House.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Tobermory posted:

I'm looking for an article, figured this was the thread to ask. The main concept was that a journalist spent the entire day in a chain restaurant, testing their all-you-can-eat special. It might have been for Applebee's bottomless wings, or some equivalently nasty fried food? The article was written hour by hour, with lines like "4:45 PM, I regret all the choices that led me to this point". Does anyone remember this article or where it's from?
Gawker, TGI Friday's bottomless cheese sticks.
https://web.archive.org/web/20180118195333/http://gawker.com/my-14-hour-search-for-the-end-of-tgi-fridays-endless-ap-1606122925

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011


That was it. Thank you!

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
*Ruefully shakes head while sitting up ladder next to sign displaying number of days since Schadenfreude thread last had argument about definition of the word schadenfreude*

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

lol that was funny. When she’s a few in and the update is ‘I goddamned hate these loving mozzarella sticks’ I had a genuine titter.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



CainFortea posted:

That isn't the definition tho? It's the feeling of enjoyment at another person's misfortune. The definition doesn't take into account anyone's deserving of the misfortune or not, or how painful the misfortune is.

Those limits are imposed and moderated by the mods.

It is in my language and I don't recognise any other language's difference in opinion because they're wrong

Tagra
Apr 7, 2006

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.



Splicer posted:

I think that was my first "probably staged but I don't care"


I thought it was going to be a newbie hazing prank but then the ending was :perfect:

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Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Captain Hygiene posted:

What the? I guess I slept through that year, I have no memory of them releasing a kids' atv.

It’s a babby version of a full-sized ATV that was supposed to accompany the Cybertruck and, like many things Elon Musk has promised, has yet to come to pass and he’s probably hoping no one remembers.

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