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Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Owlbear Camus posted:

they jam an electric prod up the corpse's rear end to trigger posthumous ejaculation

Really? I don't want to google this to confirm

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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Reports of heavy petting in the West Sperm Bank

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Akaiku posted:

You'd think they'd want the cum of the genociders that didn't die.

it's the parents who are demanding the extractions lol

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://twitter.com/QudsNen/status/1726024921279520953

quote:

The Extremist “Itamar Ben Gvir”, Minister of National Security in the Israeli occupation government:
“On Monday, there will be the first reading of the death penalty law for Palestinian political prisoners, this law is presented by the “Otzma Yehudit” party (led by the extremist Ben Gvir) this law will be discussed in the national security committee. He added, I expect all members of the Knesset (Israeli parliament) to support this important law”.

The number of Palestinians in Israeli prisons has increased to 7000 prisoners, 64 of whom are women. And tens of children.

DirtyRobot
Dec 15, 2003

it was a normally happy sunny day... but Dirty Robot was dirty

Owlbear Camus posted:

"We do not fear the enemy's response, but rather fear God's punishment if we do not support Gaza" deserves to live for a thousand years with stone cold military one-liners like "Good, then we shall have our battle in the shade," 'Retreat, Hell," etc.
maybe not technically military, but I think about this all the time

https://x.com/lemuesie/status/1718044263575908432?s=46&t=AqFFOAm1pXtOR9hg19TF7w

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

new hexbollah teaser dropped with some combat footage so I can’t post it here, but as usual they’re talkin some mad poo poo.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Serious question: Are the IDF really sending these idiots out to shove cattle prods up the asses of dead soldiers without any backup, out in the open? Surely, Hamas must be waiting for the cattle prod commandos to come back right?

Tungsten
Aug 10, 2004

Your Working Boy

Lazy_Liberal posted:

we typically use the term "conditionally White" because of the complicated nature of jewishness being ethnic and religious

whiteness is always conditional, it's an obfuscation of class

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

HallelujahLee posted:

houthis thank you

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Pener Kropoopkin posted:

new hexbollah teaser dropped with some combat footage so I can’t post it here, but as usual they’re talkin some mad poo poo.



lol the epic 2001 a space odyssey shot of a boy throwing a stone and it fades to a rocket

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

https://twitter.com/PalestineTunes/status/1726254200701734970

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

FlapYoJacks posted:

https://twitter.com/idf/status/1726284807351472556


lol the IDF found a tunnel that they built back in the 70s.

how many days ago did they find this tunnel entrance, and only now are they releasing video of them exploring it lol.

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



FlapYoJacks posted:

Serious question: Are the IDF really sending these idiots out to shove cattle prods up the asses of dead soldiers without any backup, out in the open? Surely, Hamas must be waiting for the cattle prod commandos to come back right?

i assume its part of corpse retrieval and a kinda immortality bullshit thinking that kinda runaway into this mock fest like most of their PR

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
So has anyone offered a reason that it's OK to blow up a hospital with thousands of injured and displaced just to attack the bad dudes?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Asproigerosis posted:

So has anyone offered a reason that it's OK to blow up a hospital with thousands of injured and displaced just to attack the bad dudes?

we found some guns and dates in here and also there's a secret supervillain base underneath this next one i promise and why won't they release the hostages they could stop it at any time on their own head be it and 7/10 was the WORST VIOLENCE AGAINST JEWS SINCE THE HOLOCAUST why are you being so antisemitic right now?

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




In a modern army you need 9 support soldiers with cattle prods to extract the cum from one frontline combat soldier, it's called logistics

0 rows returned
Apr 9, 2007

Asproigerosis posted:

So has anyone offered a reason that it's OK to blow up a hospital with thousands of injured and displaced just to attack the bad dudes?

what do you expect them to do, not blow up a hospital?

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

lol

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Brendan Rodgers posted:

In a modern army you need 9 people with cattle prods to extract the cum from one frontline combat soldier, it's called logistics

in the rear, with the gear

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

FlapYoJacks posted:

https://twitter.com/idf/status/1726284807351472556


lol the IDF found a tunnel that they built back in the 70s.

This is a video of rubble.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
if you’re trying to make a necrobaby army it seems bad to make all your necromantic children the scions of bad warriors but hey I’m not an arch wizard or whatever they have leading this initiative

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

FlapYoJacks posted:

Serious question: Are the IDF really sending these idiots out to shove cattle prods up the asses of dead soldiers without any backup, out in the open? Surely, Hamas must be waiting for the cattle prod commandos to come back right?

Don't fire until you see the whites of their loads!

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

Red Baron posted:

if you’re trying to make a necrobaby army it seems bad to make all your necromantic children the scions of bad warriors but hey I’m not an arch wizard or whatever they have leading this initiative

Anaster's connection to the pannion seer imbues them with preternatural abilities tho

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

I'm trying to sneak up on a merkava but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my hamass cheeks is too loud. Luckily there are no infantry around to hear it

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Houtie the houthis owl says kill all zionists

0 rows returned
Apr 9, 2007

bad news for the idf cum corps, hamas has done extensive training with sniper elite

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Looks like Israels attempt to advance into the more built urban areas has been a disastrous failure, Al-Qassam are now claiming they've knocked out 29 Vehicles today

Al-Qassam Brigades: We destroyed 29 Zionist vehicles today in the Al-Tawam, Jabalia, Beit Lahia and Al-Zaytoun areas.

https://twitter.com/AJArabic/status/1726290338028159354?s=20

Israel announces 10 casualties today with 7 officers and enlisted dead

https://twitter.com/AJArabic/status/1726286114770862123?s=20

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

FlapYoJacks posted:

https://twitter.com/idf/status/1726284807351472556


lol the IDF found a tunnel that they built back in the 70s.

thats was a nice cut from the stairs to the tunnel. all to show what, that it was outside the hospital? good for the idf putting their resouces into wiping it out. hamas is doomed for sure now.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
IOF gonna have techpriests with multiple robot arms for simultaneous cum collection from up to 8 loads at a time.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Gunshow Poophole posted:

Anaster's connection to the pannion seer imbues them with preternatural abilities tho

curious how you never see Yahweh and The Crippled God in the same room at the same time but the world isn’t ready for that conversation

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
lol this is funny

https://twitter.com/moschinodorito/status/1726224632003674194?s=20

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Al-Saqr posted:

Looks like Israels attempt to advance into the more built urban areas has been a disastrous failure, Al-Qassam are now claiming they've knocked out 29 Vehicles today

Al-Qassam Brigades: We destroyed 29 Zionist vehicles today in the Al-Tawam, Jabalia, Beit Lahia and Al-Zaytoun areas.

https://twitter.com/AJArabic/status/1726290338028159354?s=20

Israel announces 10 casualties today with 7 officers and enlisted dead

https://twitter.com/AJArabic/status/1726286114770862123?s=20

29 vehicles seems like a lot for one day

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Brendan Rodgers posted:

Really? I don't want to google this to confirm

Yep, links posted earlier in the thread explained the process.

Extra gross detail: I naively assumed that this could only be done within a couple of hours post-mortem, but apparently they have had success 'reviving' immobile sperm from bodies which have been dead for several days :barf:

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

I see the modmin kings gave up on their genocidal oppression of cum obsessed posters. Probably for the best. I think cum jokes might actually heal the divide between cspam and gbs

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Calibanibal posted:

I see the modmin kings gave up on their genocidal oppression of cum obsessed posters. Probably for the best. I think cum jokes might actually heal the divide between cspam and gbs

from the seed of man a new tree, and of it many olive branches shall be given, so sayeth THE LORD

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

FlapYoJacks posted:

https://twitter.com/idf/status/1726284807351472556


lol the IDF found a tunnel that they built back in the 70s.

what the hell, is there any evidence anyone has been in that space since Israel built it 40 years ago or whatever? And what's up with the random camera angles that mostly just tracks the ceiling?

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFMgsZsK8RY

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010

Calibanibal posted:

I'm trying to sneak up on a merkava but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my hamass cheeks is too loud. Luckily there are no infantry around to hear it

credit where it's due this one's pretty okay

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
https://x.com/ME_Observer_/status/1726258871717818762?s=20

that right there is the mug of a real desperado who means what he says and does it. Javier Bardem stone cold smile. love the emilio Zapata ammo belt look.

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Hey GBS lurkers........ do you think PUTIN may have an interest in CUM extraction technology? Maybe he would use it to DRINK CUM from the carcass of a hooved animal? I'd like some GBS input on this hot/( or sometimes room temp depending on freshness) topic

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