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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

nikosoft posted:

Buccee is a Beaver you IDIOTS. You FUCKERS!!

he sucks at making food but I would poo poo in his bathroom again

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Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

i vomit kittens posted:

the swedish alec eifel

my real name is actually alexander lmao

don't tell anyone

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

Big win in Louisiana, including Jeff Landry, who after receiving my endorsement, went up like a rocket ship and won the election without even a runoff. All 4 are great people. I was glad to be of service!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk0ezF46sAc

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

many such cases

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 26 minutes!

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

Big win in Louisiana

A combination of words never before formed

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

PDP-1 posted:

looks like rosalynn carter finally had gay sex with cumshitter and we just have to take his word for it

e: GDI, HUGE PUBES A PLUS!

:)

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Glumwheels posted:

Who is birdbrain??

Glumwheels didn't you ask this question earlier? I'm beginning to doubt your commitment.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

nikosoft posted:

Buccee is a Beaver you IDIOTS. You FUCKERS!!

I saw a thing the other day about how like 100,000 years ago and up to when whitey showed up there were beavers loving everywhere, like tens of millions of them, and they therefore formed a very significant portion of the natural landscape because they turned everywhere into a bog.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Lmao

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

emfive posted:

I saw a thing the other day about how like 100,000 years ago and up to when whitey showed up there were beavers loving everywhere, like tens of millions of them, and they therefore formed a very significant portion of the natural landscape because they turned everywhere into a bog.

so we did the only reasonable thing and relocated the beavers by plane

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
and then the pope declared that beavers were a type of fish that you could eat during lent

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

PDP-1 posted:

so we did the only reasonable thing and relocated the beavers by plane



yea well that and also killing millions of them to make stylish hats

The Astors, famous rich people, started their fortune with fur trading from the west. (Beaver fur.) If you visit St Louis, an endeavor I recommend but not as a well-informed resident, you should 100% visit the "Campbell House" house museum in the old downtown. It's like the house in "Being There", and I mean that it's a loving lot like the house in "Being There", both superficially and actually. Those people also made a shitload of money from fur, but got out of it before the market collapsed in the 1830s because of dramatic over-supply.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

PDP-1 posted:

and then the pope declared that beavers were a type of fish that you could eat during lent

where did you come from
where did you go
where did you come from
cotton eyed Joe

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
Here's some quality prog for a Sunday, it's misty and cloudy here just like in England where the elves and gnomes danced to the sound of pipes and drums

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6WSLG5r-wE

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

PDP-1 posted:

and then the pope declared that beavers were a type of fish that you could eat during lent

what kind of meat can a priest eat on Friday? Nun

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Elephanthead posted:

what kind of meat can a priest eat on Friday? Nun

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kfFIkOgyf9o

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



we're less than a year from him being elected president again

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

s e s h

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

me at ur posts

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



rosalynn carter dead, rip

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/RSBNetwork/status/1726308573142032484

He stated, “You want to make sure our country is safe, and I know that almost every one of you individually…you do an incredible job and you love your country – you take the hard way out but it’s also the right way out.”

The president also derided the ongoing illegal immigration crisis at the border, noting, “We’re [America] like a dumping ground and we’re not going to put up with it.”

Trump further slammed Kamala Harris for failing to visit the border, despite her status as the so-called “Border Czar.”

He said, “Kamala Harris is supposed to be here – she’s never been here. I’ve been here many times…Once we get in [in 2025]… Governor, your job is going to become a much easier job!”

All those people would rather be home than sitting at the border doing nothing. Pawns for political games.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Schmoe Cwead posted:

america: massive dumping ground

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

triple sulk posted:

we're less than a year from him being elected president again

yeah another 4 years of biden is gonna suck

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental




Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfvH98Pud4I

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Kamala Harris is supposed to be here – she’s never been here.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
unto every nation, a trump
https://twitter.com/davidrkadler/status/1726369968382689699#m

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Apraxin posted:

unto every nation, a trump

many people are saying this!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

so the lib is the guy named what slaves called their owners?

:thunk:

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/alaynatreene/status/1726016536375177404

Trump wants everyone out so if he gets convicted there’s no other option

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

emfive posted:

Glumwheels didn't you ask this question earlier? I'm beginning to doubt your commitment.

I did and I don’t think anyone responded

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
DONALD DOOGLE!

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
IT'S THE TRINGLE DINGLE HOLIDAYS!

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

they should make trump president again so we can start fixing some of this poo poo

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


lol he's an anarcho-capitalist who clones his dogs.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 26 minutes!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
wake me up
before ya toop doop
dont leave me hangin out
like obamna

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

bussin nussy

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ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Schmoe Cwead posted:

wake me up
before ya toop doop
dont leave me hangin out
like obamna

hello mauda
hello fauda
gonna start
an intifada

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