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Man I just want legal benzos my brain is too anxiety poisoned to cope with reality. Opiates would be a close second
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 02:20 |
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emSparkly posted:gently caress the FDA. Opiates and cocaine are wonder drugs that would help me so loving much right now but they’re all outlawed as an excuse to try and arrest more black people for their possession. Posting from 1927
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 02:52 |
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emSparkly posted:gently caress the FDA. Opiates and cocaine are wonder drugs that would help me so loving much right now but they’re all outlawed as an excuse to try and arrest more black people for their possession. I believe the DEA is the department to complain about in this case, but I could be wrong because drug scheduling seems to be intentionally complicated to prevent anyone from yelling at a specific agency
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 02:54 |
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Elviscat posted:Fortunately allopurinol, colchicine, and strict adherence to a low-purine diet, as prescribed by my doctor, have kept me from having a flare-up in about a year now. Yes, this is the standard treatment and I'm glad it's working for you. I just wanted something that was less harmful to my abused organs, liver, etc.
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 03:26 |
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this really is the best poo poo. "Thomas Hicks ended up the winner of the event, although he was aided by measures that would not have been permitted after the late 1960s.[9] Ten miles from the finish, Hicks led the race by a mile and a half, but he had to be restrained from stopping and lying down by his trainers. From then until the end of the race, Hicks received several doses of strychnine (a common rat poison, which stimulates the nervous system in small doses) mixed with brandy and an egg white.[2] He continued to battle onwards, hallucinating, barely able to walk for most of the course. When he reached the stadium, his support team carried him over the line, holding him in the air while he shuffled his feet as if still running.[6] Hicks had to be carried off the track, and might have died in the stadium had he not been treated by several doctors. He lost eight pounds during the course of the marathon.[6][10]"
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 08:21 |
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Microdosing methamphetamines on the advice of my doctor, Skidrow Chillson (MD) to treat my undiagnosed adhd, anxiety and amphetamine addiction. Incidentally, Skidrow is an enterprising sort and is also a pharmatician and hence runs a shop, of sorts, that sells the medical compounds he perscribes. Very neat.
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 09:33 |
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:a reasonable amount of heroin Theres a great username or thread title codo27 fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Nov 20, 2023 |
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:a reasonable amount of heroin and aspirin probably has fewer side effects than nyquil. if only herion was more popular it would certainly go a long way to getting all those nyquil addicts off the streets.
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 13:48 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:if only herion was more popular it would certainly go a long way to getting all those nyquil addicts off the streets. drat nyquil addicts, getting a good nights sleep all the time, just rubbing it in the faces of us law abiding citizens they're resting better than us, drat I hate their well restful ways. Anyway if I'm elected I'll put em all in jail and IV em meth, see how well they'll sleep then!!!!
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 14:14 |
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He’s ripped like that because he does crossfit
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 14:37 |
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Shithouse Dave posted:He’s ripped like that because he does crossfit
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 14:59 |
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Shithouse Dave posted:He’s ripped like that because he does crossfit At first I was But then I was
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 15:13 |
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P obv he doesn't fit cross
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 15:17 |
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staberind posted:this really is the best poo poo. It's really funny watching vids of olympic athletes like 100 years ago compared to today.
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Milo and POTUS posted:It's really funny watching vids of olympic athletes like 100 years ago compared to today. Wrestlers still look like wrestlers.
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Milo and POTUS posted:It's really funny watching vids of olympic athletes like 100 years ago compared to today. I don't know what you mean, they looked pretty good for people who smoked 3 packs a day and drank half a bottle of liquor by dinner time. I definitely wouldn't look that well.
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 16:43 |
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staberind posted:this really is the best poo poo. this was my favourite part: quote:Dehydration nearly killing our competitors, for dubious science!
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 16:47 |
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That's always a great read whenever it comes up. Shoutout to my personal hero, the guy who stopped in an orchard to eat some rotten apples, had to nap away the stomach cramps, and still wound up winning forth place.
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 16:51 |
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Shithouse Dave posted:He’s ripped like that because he does crossfit "I crossfit for my savior because my savior was fit for a cross." - An actual thing a friend used to post on Facebook.
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 19:29 |
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UwUnabomber posted:"I crossfit for my savior because my savior was fit for a cross." - An actual thing a friend used to post on Facebook. Fit for the cross? Does that mean Jesus did push ups to get a smoking hot cross body? Like, did he look at the calendar a week before the crucifixion and was like, drat I need to get serious or I'll never pull off this loincloth
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 19:36 |
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UwUnabomber posted:"I crossfit for my savior because my savior was fit for a cross." - An actual thing a friend used to post on Facebook. This sounds like your friend thinks Jesus deserved to be crucified. I'm guessing that wasn't their intent, so right up there with the Punisher idiots who don't get the irony. A+.
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 19:39 |
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steinrokkan posted:Fit for the cross? Does that mean Jesus did push ups to get a smoking hot cross body? Like, did he look at the calendar a week before the crucifixion and was like, drat I need to get serious or I'll never pull off this loincloth Some of us work out to get nailed
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 19:39 |
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I cross stitch because He got stitched up for the cross.
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 19:44 |
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Anyway, judging by the number of times Jesus stumbled on the way to the calvary, he wasn't fit for the cross after all
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 19:44 |
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I spent way too long thinking about it when he was doing that and I think he meant Jesus was a perfect sacrifice for man's sins like an unblemished lamb. I also don't know what any of that has to do with flipping tractor tires and throwing up and calling it a workout.
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 19:49 |
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If Jesus had been a fat gently caress he never would have been crucified. He woulda gotten winded trying to flip the moneylenders' tables and then gone home to Nazareth.
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UwUnabomber posted:I spent way too long thinking about it when he was doing that and I think he meant Jesus was a perfect sacrifice for man's sins like an unblemished lamb. you probably put way more thought into it than he ever did
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol1TCTztolQ&t=204s
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 19:56 |
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A true slam of god.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkW35ImUL2Y I'm so sorry.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:If Jesus had been a fat gently caress he never would have been crucified. He woulda gotten winded trying to flip the moneylenders' tables and then gone home to Nazareth. Joseph: oh thank god I'm not to blame for this one
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 20:06 |
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Imagine travelling back in time to the day before the world trade centre attacks and telling your past self "Dance Monkey is the most shazamed song ever"
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 20:08 |
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I carried the cross for over two miles and when I got there, I tried to get at least a hug from Mary Magdalene out of the deal, but instead she offered to wash my feet.
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 20:12 |
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steinrokkan posted:I carried the cross for over two miles and when I got there, I tried to get at least a hug from Mary Magdalene out of the deal, but instead she offered to wash my feet.
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 20:22 |
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dr_rat posted:drat nyquil addicts, getting a good nights sleep all the time, just rubbing it in the faces of us law abiding citizens they're resting better than us, drat I hate their well restful ways.
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# ? Nov 20, 2023 20:39 |
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Spatule posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkW35ImUL2Y I always assumed her voice was chipmunked for the song. Kind of impressive, really. The song is annoying, but I wouldn't call it cursed.
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steinrokkan posted:I carried the cross for over two miles and when I got there, I tried to get at least a hug from Mary Magdalene out of the deal, but instead she offered to wash my feet. Lol
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Paladinus posted:I always assumed her voice was chipmunked for the song. Kind of impressive, really. The song is annoying, but I wouldn't call it cursed. The chyron identifying her as an Aussie megastar is kind of cursed though, you guys should have higher megastar standards.
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Aussie superstars: Kylie Merengue, Russel "Gladiator" crowe, Huge sack man, and the crocodile molester
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