emSparkly posted:

gently caress the FDA. Opiates and cocaine are wonder drugs that would help me so loving much right now but they’re all outlawed as an excuse to try and arrest more black people for their possession.

emSparkly posted:

gently caress the FDA. Opiates and cocaine are wonder drugs that would help me so loving much right now but they’re all outlawed as an excuse to try and arrest more black people for their possession.

Elviscat posted:

Fortunately allopurinol, colchicine, and strict adherence to a low-purine diet, as prescribed by my doctor, have kept me from having a flare-up in about a year now.

Elviscat posted:

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

a reasonable amount of heroin

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

a reasonable amount of heroin and aspirin probably has fewer side effects than nyquil.

Scratch Monkey posted:

if only herion was more popular it would certainly go a long way to getting all those nyquil addicts off the streets.

Stoatbringer posted:

Shithouse Dave posted:

He’s ripped like that because he does crossfit

Shithouse Dave posted:

He’s ripped like that because he does crossfit

staberind posted:

this really is the best poo poo.
"Thomas Hicks ended up the winner of the event, although he was aided by measures that would not have been permitted after the late 1960s.[9] Ten miles from the finish, Hicks led the race by a mile and a half, but he had to be restrained from stopping and lying down by his trainers. From then until the end of the race, Hicks received several doses of strychnine (a common rat poison, which stimulates the nervous system in small doses) mixed with brandy and an egg white.[2] He continued to battle onwards, hallucinating, barely able to walk for most of the course. When he reached the stadium, his support team carried him over the line, holding him in the air while he shuffled his feet as if still running.[6] Hicks had to be carried off the track, and might have died in the stadium had he not been treated by several doctors. He lost eight pounds during the course of the marathon.[6][10]"

Milo and POTUS posted:

It's really funny watching vids of olympic athletes like 100 years ago compared to today.

Milo and POTUS posted:

It's really funny watching vids of olympic athletes like 100 years ago compared to today.

staberind posted:

this really is the best poo poo.
"Thomas Hicks ended up the winner of the event, although he was aided by measures that would not have been permitted after the late 1960s.[9] Ten miles from the finish, Hicks led the race by a mile and a half, but he had to be restrained from stopping and lying down by his trainers. From then until the end of the race, Hicks received several doses of strychnine (a common rat poison, which stimulates the nervous system in small doses) mixed with brandy and an egg white.[2] He continued to battle onwards, hallucinating, barely able to walk for most of the course. When he reached the stadium, his support team carried him over the line, holding him in the air while he shuffled his feet as if still running.[6] Hicks had to be carried off the track, and might have died in the stadium had he not been treated by several doctors. He lost eight pounds during the course of the marathon.[6][10]"

quote:

Dehydration
The only two sources of water for the competitors were a water tower at six miles and a well at about the 12-mile mark.[2][6] James E. Sullivan was a chief organizer of the Olympics and set up no other water sources along the 24.85-mile course of the marathon even though it was conducted in 32 °C (90 °F) heat over unpaved roads choked with dust. His ostensible reason was to conduct research on "purposeful dehydration". The marathon ended with the worst ratio of entrants to finishers (14 of 32) and by far the slowest winning time, 3:28:45, almost 30 minutes slower than the second-slowest winning time.[6]

Shithouse Dave posted:

He’s ripped like that because he does crossfit

UwUnabomber posted:

"I crossfit for my savior because my savior was fit for a cross." - An actual thing a friend used to post on Facebook.

UwUnabomber posted:

"I crossfit for my savior because my savior was fit for a cross." - An actual thing a friend used to post on Facebook.

steinrokkan posted:

Fit for the cross? Does that mean Jesus did push ups to get a smoking hot cross body? Like, did he look at the calendar a week before the crucifixion and was like, drat I need to get serious or I'll never pull off this loincloth

UwUnabomber posted:

I spent way too long thinking about it when he was doing that and I think he meant Jesus was a perfect sacrifice for man's sins like an unblemished lamb.

I also don't know what any of that has to do with flipping tractor tires and throwing up and calling it a workout.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

If Jesus had been a fat gently caress he never would have been crucified. He woulda gotten winded trying to flip the moneylenders' tables and then gone home to Nazareth.

steinrokkan posted:

I carried the cross for over two miles and when I got there, I tried to get at least a hug from Mary Magdalene out of the deal, but instead she offered to wash my feet.

dr_rat posted:

drat nyquil addicts, getting a good nights sleep all the time, just rubbing it in the faces of us law abiding citizens they're resting better than us, drat I hate their well restful ways.

Anyway if I'm elected I'll put em all in jail and IV em meth, see how well they'll sleep then!!!!

Spatule posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkW35ImUL2Y

I'm so sorry.

steinrokkan posted:

I carried the cross for over two miles and when I got there, I tried to get at least a hug from Mary Magdalene out of the deal, but instead she offered to wash my feet.

Paladinus posted:

I always assumed her voice was chipmunked for the song. Kind of impressive, really. The song is annoying, but I wouldn't call it cursed.