SNF 11/19 GDT Vikings@Broncos RWBS vs Serendipity Dobbs

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Who wins in real vikings vs horses fight?
	Vikings
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	The viewing public
	My Thanksgiving dinner table, mmm, human or horse meat

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I mean it doesn't matter but that's a sack

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Alaois posted:

Bob Dobbs

Bob Dobbs' Klobb

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Recursive: Jul 15, 2006; ... but then again, who does?

Quiet Feet posted:

Wait, Dobb's dad's name is Rob? Rob Dobbs?

Yeah, he's R.J. "Josh" Dobbs.

Wish I still had my old shirt.

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TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

Getting that knob bobbed until I Dobb

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AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

Vikings are gonna make this game ugly in a hurry

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Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Russ is no Dobbs.

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MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Glad Denver can't sustain a drive... Erases the Vikings' clunky start

# ? Nov 20, 2023 03:02

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Recursive posted:

Yeah, he's R.J. "Josh" Dobbs.

Wish I still had my old shirt.

that's very close to J.R. and he's Bob Dobbs? :monocle:

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MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

fartknocker posted:

The last episode already covered last season and they ended on the wild card game against the Giants

Oh? Didn't know that.

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Pakistani Brad Pitt: Nov 28, 2004; Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...

AndrewP posted:

Vikings are gonna make this game ugly in a hurry

Assume you mean on missed field goals. The Vikings will make sure this is within a score on the last drive

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C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Need Denver to win but not by much. Really don't want the Vikings to be for real.

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Gobble fobble

E: drat, I hosed that up

# ? Nov 20, 2023 03:03

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

"Hey drive to this place for a free turkey but there are no free turkeys there" is, quite possibly, the lamest prank I've ever heard

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maruhkati: Sep 29, 2021; NAZ REID

Chris Collinsworth has experience telling turkeys they are about to be murdered.

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The Unnamed One: Jan 13, 2012; "BOOM!"

Recursive posted:

Yeah, he's R.J. "Josh" Dobbs.

Wish I still had my old shirt.

If he had chosen to go as Bob instead of Josh, that Jon Bois documentary sequel would be locked-in

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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

maruhkati posted:

Chris Collinsworth has experience telling turkeys they are about to be murdered.

Now here's a bird

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MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Dicin and slicing

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

CapnAndy posted:

"Hey drive to this place for a free turkey but there are no free turkeys there" is, quite possibly, the lamest prank I've ever heard

professional athletes are often not the brightest and for many years didn't have access to smartphones

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ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

CapnAndy posted:

"Hey drive to this place for a free turkey but there are no free turkeys there" is, quite possibly, the lamest prank I've ever heard

My dad worked at a furniture factory and said they'd tell the newbies to go find them some board stretchers, makes me laugh every time I think about it

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SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Is Denver bad?

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

maruhkati posted:

Chris Collinsworth has experience telling turkeys they are about to be murdered.

"You're about to have a duck and a chicken forced inside of you and John Madden will eat you with his bare hands!"

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3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

SirPablo posted:

Is Denver bad?

Denver is a cool city.

The Broncos are bad.

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TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

What a cool throw.

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SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Lol

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Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

"Nothing open".... Pass to a wide open Hockenson

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

that was some really impressively blown coverage, elite even

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MaximilianK: Jan 8, 2022

Broncos got MNF last week and SNF this week.

Great product you shucking NFL

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MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

That must've been off script

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Recursive: Jul 15, 2006; ... but then again, who does?

I don't know if it's the OLs or the DLs, but both QBs have tons of time tonight.

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MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Yea, thought so

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

TJ, son of Hocken

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wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

Dobbs loving rules.

RIP my funbucks bet lol

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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

just amazingly open

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

lol defender fell down

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The Unnamed One: Jan 13, 2012; "BOOM!"

SirPablo posted:

Is Denver bad?

They let the Dolphins drop 70 points on them.

So who can say?

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Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

This might be the broncos second worse loss this season.

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Anime Store Adventure: May 6, 2009

Dobbs.

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MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Its really nice seeing Vikings RBs do stuff.

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maruhkati: Sep 29, 2021; NAZ REID

Josh Dobbs, Steely-Eyed Missile Man

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SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

The Unnamed One posted:

They let the Dolphins drop 70 points on them.

So who can say?

I don't think MIN has put up 40+ in like five years

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