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Tesseraction posted:Don't you work in the legal profession? GPT-3, Esq.
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And also eye wateringly racist around this time of year
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Nov 20, 2023 14:08
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smellmycheese posted:Zombies are only popular because it’s an excuse to show humans doing appalling grotesquely violent things to other human beings, but because some of them are “already dead” its considered ok and gets past censors. Debate me It allows people to consider the collapse of civilisation safely OP You don't have to deal with the moral implications of killing your neighbours for their tinned beans if they are **zombies**
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I spent a day trying to use Chat CPT to optimise some simple VBA and it just progressively made it worse why remaining insanely confident that everything worked.
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keep punching joe posted:I spent a day trying to use Chat CPT to optimise some simple VBA and it just progressively made it worse why remaining insanely confident that everything worked. Oh so basically how the Tories operate.
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Nov 20, 2023 14:12
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You can use ChatGPT for coding in much the same way you'd use Google to search Stack Overflow (where AI-generated responses are banned, incidentally). For all but the most simple and common problems, it'll only ever give you a starting point, but you'll almost certainly have to use your critical faculties to turn the results into something that works for your use case.
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I’m redoing my business website and Wix now offers AI logo and tagline generation. All the logos and suggested taglines are pathetically dreadful
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Nov 20, 2023 14:13
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Tesseraction posted:Don't you work in the legal profession? God drat you people have good memories. But yes.
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Nov 20, 2023 14:14
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Necrothatcher posted:God drat you people have good memories. But yes. Good job the law is fairly static and won't have changed significantly since whenever they built that language model.
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smellmycheese posted:The Dutch go for “an Indonesian” the same way we go for “a curry” Good rijst-tafel is just insanely tasty though. There was one place that did it in Dublin and it closed a few years ago and now I cry everyday
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Nov 20, 2023 14:46
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Just sold something online and when I opened the door he immediately open palm-slapped a bundle of 50 notes into my hand. Feels like I've been Del-Boy'ed by a mysterious Cockney man somehow even though the notes are genuine. Wish I was as cool as that Man with Van Failed Imagineer fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Nov 20, 2023 |
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Nov 20, 2023 15:02
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I wish I had something to sell that I could get for several handfuls of 50s.
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Necrothatcher posted:God drat you people have good memories. But yes. I always keep in mind which goons could break my legs or sue my pants off, but in this case it's because I have a relevant video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqSYljRYDEM
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Nov 20, 2023 15:08
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Josef bugman posted:I wish I had something to sell that I could get for several handfuls of 50s. It was only one handful. And there's always sex work?
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Nov 20, 2023 15:29
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Wachter posted:You can use ChatGPT for coding in much the same way you'd use Google to search Stack Overflow (where AI-generated responses are banned, incidentally). For all but the most simple and common problems, it'll only ever give you a starting point, but you'll almost certainly have to use your critical faculties to turn the results into something that works for your use case. I think that we're at the same place in the hype cycle with ChatGPT as we were with self-driving cars in 20...17? In a well mapped problem-space, it gives sufficiently adequate performance that a watchful human overseer only needs to intervene occasionally when it confuses a curtainsider for a cloud. Getting from that level of reliability to a point we're willing to abrogate all human involvement turns out to be the really hard part. Generating text doesn't have the time constraints and safety consequences that a self driving car does, so inevitably we'll
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Nov 20, 2023 15:34
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Failed Imagineer posted:It was only one handful. And there's always sex work? You won't get a wad of cash shoved into your physical hand, but you could just start eating emojis on camera for money, that probably works out to 50 quid an hour if your vtar is a sufficiently boobalicious demon or whatever it is the audiences are into these days
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Nov 20, 2023 15:35
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Rappaport posted:You won't get a wad of cash shoved into your physical hand, but you could just start eating emojis on camera for money, that probably works out to 50 quid an hour if your vtar is a sufficiently boobalicious demon or whatever it is the audiences are into these days Eat 50 quid on camera, I'll pay you 50 quid. This performance art will be sponsored by the KLF
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Rappaport posted:You won't get a wad of cash shoved into your physical hand, but you could just start eating emojis on camera for money, that probably works out to 50 quid an hour if your vtar is a sufficiently boobalicious demon or whatever it is the audiences are into these days Eating emojis?
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Nov 20, 2023 15:39
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grobbo posted:There's lots of columns arguing that Hancock's appearance rehabilitated him in the eyes of the public, but in practice his popularity on Yougov nosedived from 30% to 11-16% as a result of the pandemic and it's hung about there ever since without any significant upwards spike (he's actively disliked by 63% of responders) so I think that's more of a media narrative / wishful thinking. The difference being that Hancock doesn't have a big chunk of the media behind him, so in his case any 'rehabilitation' has to be genuine and organic. Which isn't going to happen as he's inept and dislikeable. Farage however has multiple newspapers and their owners willing to support him (in an effort to drive the country ever further rightward), so expect to hear a massive propaganda campaign from them about what a sport he is. And expect to see any celebrities in there with him who have the guts to challenge him or hold him to account, be utterly eviscerated and demonised in the media. The worst thing is, a lot of dreary people will buy it.
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Brendan Rodgers posted:Eating emojis? hot dog nom nom
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Necrothatcher posted:Just figured out someone I work with is using GPT-3 to generate literally all of their work. Lol. I'm currently writing up a work policy towards AI, and asked a friend to send me the one their organisation has. It was obvious from the first paragraph that their AI policy was entirely written by AI.
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Nov 20, 2023 15:46
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Brendan Rodgers posted:Eating emojis? NPC fetish videos, you buy the online sexworker emojis representing food and she pretends eat them in a robitic monotone voice saying things like 'mmm ice-cream'. This is not a joke.
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Nov 20, 2023 15:54
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Eddy-Baby posted:It allows people to consider the collapse of civilisation safely OP But zombie media almost always has a conflict with other, non-zombie people as a major plot. Also Dutch people are very funny when you say the magic words ('Bicycle Helmet')
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Nov 20, 2023 15:57
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Josef bugman posted:I wish I had something to sell that I could get for several handfuls of 50s. You have a car.
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Wachter posted:You can use ChatGPT for coding in much the same way you'd use Google to search Stack Overflow (where AI-generated responses are banned, incidentally). For all but the most simple and common problems, it'll only ever give you a starting point, but you'll almost certainly have to use your critical faculties to turn the results into something that works for your use case. Wasn't there some guy in Florida planning to use AI for his defence lawyer?
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Ms Adequate posted:But zombie media almost always has a conflict with other, non-zombie people as a major plot.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Just sold something online and when I opened the door he immediately open palm-slapped a bundle of 50 notes into my hand. "Feels like I've been Del-Boy'ed" is a phrase that I suspect will age poorly in a couple of years' time. (Alegedly.) Ms Adequate posted:But zombie media almost always has a conflict with other, non-zombie people as a major plot. True. Thus the "man is the real zombie" cliche. That being said, seeing how bad so many Doomsday prepers were when it came to a real world doomsday scenario, there is a lot of truth to that cliche. (By which I mean the number of Doomsday Preppers who were woefully under-prepared for Covid and it turned out all their prep was really an excuse to go "yes, now I get to do the Purge on everybody!"
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His Divine Shadow posted:We have pizza? The bristol chart special with chips.
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keep punching joe posted:NPC fetish videos, you buy the online sexworker emojis representing food and she pretends eat them in a robitic monotone voice saying things like 'mmm ice-cream'. Lmao, that's great, sounds super easy to automate as well. Just keep one eye on the stream then get on with playing videogames or whatever.
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The Question IRL posted:That being said, seeing how bad so many Doomsday prepers were when it came to a real world doomsday scenario, there is a lot of truth to that cliche. Instead they ran around in the streets demanding to play golf ??
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NotJustANumber99 posted:You have a car. That I did not need in order to get places or do things. Like I'd sell my PS4 if I thought I'd get anything for it.
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Josef bugman posted:I wish I had something to sell that I could get for several handfuls of 50s. Hark at the kidney-hoarder and their two working kidneys. Pork Pie Hat fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Nov 20, 2023 |
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Josef bugman posted:That I did not need in order to get places or do things. If the firmware is below 9.0, they're worth a bit more as they can be jailbroken for piracy purposes
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Guavanaut posted:It was the easiest mode doomsday scenario too, because all you had to do was stay home (or in your NBC proof bunker) for a few weeks and eat your stockpile of MRA MREs or whatever. Yeah, that's where they went wrong. All you do is just hide in your bunker for 4-6 weeks, and this apocalypse would be over. Like that was the plot to documentary, 28 Days Later. After 28 days, it was cool to go outside and play all the golf you want in the ruins of civilization. That was how that worked out, right?
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Wachter posted:I don't know if opinion polls care about this sort of thing (and in a sane world they wouldn't) but did Matt Hancock machining through all the trials like a cock-devouring android help or hurt his public image? Did chamming down all those pig genitals absolve him of the wanton nan-slaughter? Well, he wasn't looking for absolution. He was looking for the fat £300k fee that he got for sitting on his arse and eating some bugs and (from a quick google), his £562 an hour fee for that SAS show. He likely got paid a grand to walk over a rope wire or some poo poo.
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Furiously prepping for the post-apocalyptic future by spending time at the
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Shadow work and pensions secretary gives first interview in new rolequote:Kendall said she had no regrets about being the only Labour leadership candidate in 2015 to back the acting leader Harriet Harman’s decision not to oppose welfare cuts made by the Conservatives.  quote:Her approach to other controversial Tory welfare policies including the two-child benefits cap, which Keir Starmer has said he would keep, and the bedroom tax, is similar. “None of these were Labour policies. We voted against them. We oppose them. We oppose tory policies. Also we have committed to keeping them. The rest of the interview is parroting the tories 'work will set you free' poo poo.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Lmao, that's great, sounds super easy to automate as well. Just keep one eye on the stream then get on with playing videogames or whatever. it's a little disconcerting to see but people seem to enjoy it enough to spend a *lot* of money on it so ipso facto it's worth doing
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keep punching joe posted:NPC fetish videos, you buy the online sexworker emojis representing food and she pretends eat them in a robitic monotone voice saying things like 'mmm ice-cream'. God bless the internet and all those who sail in her 
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DreddyMatt posted:If the firmware is below 9.0, they're worth a bit more as they can be jailbroken for piracy purposes It... Actually might be!
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