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Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!




they're terrorists bc they're brown op

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Pener Kropoopkin posted:


Israelis aren’t pleased.

good

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Calibanibal posted:

I'm politely but firmly calling on Hamas to articulate their islamo-marxist vision of a post-israel palestine

- Israel will be dissolved and all rightful land will be returned to Palestine.

- Nuremberg trials for every Israeli that deserves one.

- Every settler tried in criminal court.

- Every Israeli sex offender wanted in their country extradited.

- Every Israeli holding a dual citizenship will be sent to their original country and Palestinian citizenship revoked.

- Every Israeli without a second citizenship who doesn’t meet the above requirements will be given full Palestinian citizenship after helping with the reconstruction effort if able bodied (non-abled bodied Israelis get citizenship without having to help with the reconstruction effort.)

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Programming a sentient AI to implement sharia via an army of jihad robots? I'm intrigued by the possibility. Is SalahNet the future of Islam?

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

FlapYoJacks posted:

- Israel will be dissolved and all rightful land will be returned to Palestine.

- Nuremberg trials for every Israeli that deserves one.

- Every settler tried in criminal court.

- Every Israeli sex offender wanted in their country extradited.

- Every Israeli holding a dual citizenship will be sent to their original country.

- Every Israeli without a second citizenship who doesn’t meet the above requirements will be given full Palestinian citizenship after helping with the reconstruction effort if able bodied (non-abled bodied Israelis get citizenship without having to help with the reconstruction effort.)

Okay when does the islamo-marxism kick in

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Calibanibal posted:

Okay when does the islamo-marxism kick in

Free housing, hummus and dates for all after the reconstruction.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

VoicesCanBe posted:

LMAO good loving god what a freak.

He has a yasar Ali thing going on too

https://twitter.com/carlunderwater/status/1711590062629241336

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



FlapYoJacks posted:

I hope the IDF guy who did the propaganda tour of Al-Shifa knows he’s a meme on the internet and is extremely angry about it.

he's going to keep picking that forehead pimple until he hits brain over it.

CheetoVonTito
Nov 11, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 7 days!)

Oh poo poo

Houthis new video just dropped

https://x.com/aor3138/status/1726641498211709233?s=46

CheetoVonTito has issued a correction as of 17:43 on Nov 20, 2023

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

FlapYoJacks posted:

This has to be a joke right? RIGHT?
https://twitter.com/israel/status/1726594305593381106

Edit: Don’t scroll the comments Jesus Christ that’s a lot of bad photos and videos.

hamas executed hundreds of children and babies in front of their mothers, kidnapped thousands of mothers and we will not rest until the ten million babies are returned

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Calibanibal posted:

I'm politely but firmly calling on Hamas to articulate their islamo-marxist vision of a post-israel palestine

1. Take out Isreal‘s stronghold in Ben gurion and tel aviv

2. Dismantle the global zionist network.

3. Harden our defenses at home and prevent further zionist attacks.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

this is possibly the funniest thing ive ever seen regarding the us discarding their foreign born anti china propagandists

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
idk how i missed it the first time but there was a lot of stuff going on that day

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

OH MY GOD THEY DECKED THE CHOPPER WITH A PALESTINIAN AND YEMENI FLAG

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Calibanibal posted:

i think what happened is that the order for 2000 Tombstones was understandably misinterpreted as a request for rations

lol

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Al-Saqr posted:

OH MY GOD THEY DECKED THE CHOPPER WITH A PALESTINIAN AND YEMENI FLAG

Houthis for the motherfucking win!

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
I just noticed that the ship has a half-court basketball hoop lol.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Calibanibal posted:

Programming a sentient AI to implement sharia via an army of jihad robots? I'm intrigued by the possibility. Is SalahNet the future of Islam?

Man that Dan Simmons book was wild

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Calibanibal posted:

i think what happened is that the order for 2000 Tombstones was understandably misinterpreted as a request for rations

mags
May 30, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Al-Saqr posted:

I just noticed that the ship has a half-court basketball hoop lol.

I was thinking how clean and new this freighter looks especially with new ownership

Setec_Astronomy
Mar 10, 2003

there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong


Cool "opposition" party you got there

Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.

FlapYoJacks posted:

- Every Israeli holding a dual citizenship will be sent to their original country and Palestinian citizenship revoked.

A ton of Israelis without dual citizenship will beg you to help them leave too, certainly all the Ashkenazim who try to get European citizenship to study/live abroad.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

I wonder if the Aushwitz museum looked at this and gave it a giant thumbs up

https://twitter.com/m7mdkurd/status...genumber%3D1742

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Sancho Banana posted:

A ton of Israelis without dual citizenship will beg you to help them leave too, certainly all the Ashkenazim who try to get European citizenship to study/live abroad.

This should not be put on the new Palestinian government. If other countries wish to take in Israelis without dual citizenship that would be on them.

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011



hell yea

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Aljazeera reporting that there is a massive sustained missile attack happening now from Gaza on Tel Aviv, there are sirens going of all the way from Asdod to hertzelia to tel Aviv, aljazeera also reports that 129 areas in the greater tell aviv area is being attacked, it is so bad that there's views of israelis running in a panic towards bomb shelters, they are saying it's one of the largest missile attacks ever carried out by Hams, we are 42 days into this war, and Hamas has not at all had their rocket capabilites diminished in any way.

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The missile attack that hit Tel Aviv was one of the largest missile attacks ever launched towards the city.

The Israeli Home Front, affiliated with the Israeli occupation army, said that sirens sounded in 129 locations in the greater Tel Aviv area and the coast.

Rockets and shrapnel fell in the cities of Holon and Tel Aviv

Sirens sound in an area extending from Ashdod in the south to Herzliya in the north, passing through Greater Tel Aviv.

irected one of its largest missile strikes towards the heart of the occupied #فلسطين since the war began.

The message is very clear: the resistance is doing well, and it is managing the battle wisely, competently, and with firmness and steadfastness

https://x.com/ShehabAgency/status/1726637345095680075?s=20

https://x.com/adham922/status/1726637581956501536?s=20

https://x.com/AJArabic/status/1726640480325075425?s=20

https://x.com/AJArabic/status/1726644892615553273?s=20

https://x.com/AJArabic/status/1726644892615553273?s=20

https://x.com/AJArabic/status/1726636554842435885?s=20

Al-Saqr has issued a correction as of 18:06 on Nov 20, 2023

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

FirstnameLastname posted:

the akbars dubbed in sry

I wondered cuz it was so clear. Still correct 💯

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

This is the craziest poo poo ive ever seen

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Lich King Biden announces prisoner swap deal might be close

=======================


Biden: I believe that an agreement on the release of the hostages is near

https://twitter.com/AJArabic/status/1726645918449971245?s=20

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

https://twitter.com/SwordMercury/status/1726516539233534234

Cookie Cutter
Nov 29, 2020

Is there something else that's bothering you Mr. President?

as if they didn't even fast rope down, they just GTA'd their decal'd helicopter straight onto the deck

zelah
Dec 1, 2004

Diabetes, you are not invited to my pizza party.
There’s a plot line in the America Ferrera led Ugly Betty where Wilhelmina Slater secretly extracts the sperm of her recently deceased fiancé to have a baby with. It’s presented as cartoonishly ghoulish and evil.

There’s an Israeli version of this show called “Esti HaMekho'eret” and now I really want to know if they use that situation and how it’s handled.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Shageletic posted:

I wonder if the Aushwitz museum looked at this and gave it a giant thumbs up

https://twitter.com/m7mdkurd/status/1726378882222129534

https://x.com/societylivr1984/status/1560995129950879744?s=20

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
Probation
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tite flying up on the boat

they ran up on them extremely fast, it looks like they didn't even have time to register what was happening before they were getting aks waved in their faces

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Setec_Astronomy posted:

Cool "opposition" party you got there

No you see one party wants to kill Palestinians 95 percent of the time the other 100 percent of the time. I'd tell you which was which but they all switched nametags when I wasn't looking.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

jihad ala houthis

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




i know it's not instructive as to which side is "winning," but every bit of ansarallah/PIJ/hamas combat footage looks like battlefield/calladuty highlights and every bit of IOF combat footage looks like airsoft weekend walk-on play in suburban waukesha

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007

The Houthis are out there doing literal Call of Duty mission while the IDF barely manages to conquer a few incubators.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Hedenius posted:

The Houthis are out there doing literal Call of Duty mission while the IDF barely manages to conquer a few incubators.

Do you mean the IDF performed a heroic victory over the CHILDREN OF DARKNESS???

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Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

this is extremely cool

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