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practicing my antisemitism by boycotting hebrew national hotdogs
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Nov 20, 2023 17:43
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:The Greatest American Stories are a story about a White Guy who so thoroughly gains the respect of an Ethnic Community that they give him a name in their language that means something cool, like "Ghost Hawk" or "The Pale Watcher" or "The Good One" This nation was founded on White Savior tropes 
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Nov 20, 2023 17:54
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Voting is just like a bus station. Everyone gets put on the same bus no matter where they want to go. You get to state your preference for its destination, between one of only two options (there are more options on paper but you're not supposed to pick one of the others because they aren't serious destinations), but if you lose the vote, tough noogies. Only the votes from a few swing neighborhoods matter, most of us live in a red neighborhood or a blue neighborhood and our preference will be counted for that regardless of what we say. Oh and the stated destinations can be total lies ("Take this bus to Public Option Place it's the closest to your goal on Medicare For All Motorway...lol just kidding you're getting dropped off at Bomb Arab Kids Boulevard again!") And no matter how close you get to your destination you can never get out and walk, you just get put on another bus and another..forever. Now why aren't you excited to pick your next destination, it's the most important bus ride of our lives!
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Nov 20, 2023 18:24
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You want to take the voting bus to Public Option Street? That would be highly disrespectful to the bus driver and everyone who pulled the cord to stop at Affordable Care Boulevard.
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Nov 20, 2023 18:35
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SixteenShells posted:You want to take the voting bus to Public Option Street? That would be highly disrespectful to the bus driver and everyone who pulled the cord to stop at Affordable Care Boulevard. You can't get there from here.
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Nov 20, 2023 18:37
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"where can I get?" OH, so now the Bus has to go somewhere for it to be worth it for you to get on? you make me sick
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Nov 20, 2023 18:39
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Trying to tell everyone that the bus keeps running over children and getting told that I need to grow up and sit down to quietly watch the Disney movie they are playing for us.
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Nov 20, 2023 18:44
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you really need to be nicer to the bus
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Nov 20, 2023 18:47
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VitalSigns posted:Voting is just like a bus station. Also both destinations are a pit of lava and if you complain you just get shouted at because the other pit of lava is somehow worse
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Nov 20, 2023 18:51
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Look, I took Bus class in 10th grade and they told me that our bus is the best in the world and can't possibly be improved on and I'm just gonna steadfastly believe that no matter how many times it breaks down or runs over my friends.
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Nov 20, 2023 18:54
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loquacius posted:I got on this train because it seemed to get me closest to my destination, but the train isn't even moving, it's just killing foreigners. It won't stop. Everybody on the train is swarming the employees trying to get them to stop this train from killing people, but all they keep saying is that another train would probably kill more people
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Nov 20, 2023 18:55
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sorry, best we can do is get john mayer to sing Stop This Train
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Nov 20, 2023 18:57
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voting is like a bus rich people have spent a lot of money on shaming people into riding it as a distraction from the fact that they spent way more making sure the bus lines never intersect with their business or lower property values wait poo poo i did this wrong let me try again
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Nov 20, 2023 19:00
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uninterrupted posted:fr it's wild that people follow the same approach the mom from home alone proved was stupid The thing is that hitching a ride with John Candy's polka band would actually violate the terms of the voting analogy, because it's an alternative to buying one of exactly two tickets whose destinations you don't get to pick. If you suggest that in response to a voting analogy (eg "I just cook my own food at home!"), you are arguing in bad faith. Instead, Kevin's mom takes a plane back from Paris to Scranton, then just keeps taking flights to other places around the country, insisting that eventually one of them will be to Chicago. She's still missing when the movie ends
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Nov 20, 2023 19:01
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voting is like a bus every time i get on there is a guy yelling about jewish mind control fluorides and jerking off and the driver says to just put up with it until the next stop maybe he will go away
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Nov 20, 2023 19:01
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loquacius posted:found what I was thinking of and it really depends if you think a Maureen Dowd article counts as a real take incredible
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Nov 20, 2023 19:06
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Voting is like a pool. You get in there and you touch President Biden's hairy legs which were blonde then for some reason. Then he calls me a homophobic slur. Also, I can't swim so I immediately drown and die.
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Nov 20, 2023 19:33
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Nichael posted:Voting is like a pool. You get in there and you touch President Biden's hairy legs which were blonde then for some reason. Then he calls me a homophobic slur. Also, I can't swim so I immediately drown and die. and there's a lot of piss
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Nov 20, 2023 19:36
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i'm pissing in my pants right now, baby
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Nov 20, 2023 19:42
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:there's a good chance that like 50% of liberals still believe watching "Joker" will turn you insane and/or make you into a CHUD i remember the deluge of lib articles pearl-clutching over the joker movie "enabling incel violence"
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Nov 20, 2023 19:49
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ex post facho posted:Sitting on the sidelines in 2024 will not improve the lot of the Palestinians but it will have severe negative consequences for other oppressed groups world wide. Are you advocating that people vote for Trump?
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Nov 20, 2023 19:50
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Nov 20, 2023 19:59
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Rochallor posted:Green Book was even more bewildering for how it won Best Picture in an era when voters have been picking more radical choices for the first time. The movies that won on either side of it were The Shape of Water and Parasite. it was picked because it was about a white guy teaching a black guy how to be black
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Nov 20, 2023 20:00
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Nichael posted:Voting is like a pool. You get in there and you touch President Biden's hairy legs which were blonde then for some reason. Then he calls me a homophobic slur. Also, I can't swim so I immediately drown and die. yesterday I said "oh man that's bad." to something totally random. and she said "you know who was bad? Corn Pop. and he ran a bunch of bad boys." so I just want you to know that it's spreading even outside of Delaware
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Nov 20, 2023 20:01
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DACK FAYDEN posted:nichael I want you to know this: my wife is much less Online than me, and over the course of the last seven years has slowly become radicalized etc you know how cspam is I take no pleasure in this solemnity.
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Nov 20, 2023 20:02
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Nichael posted:Voting is like a pool. You get in there and you touch President Biden's hairy legs which were blonde then for some reason. Then he calls me a homophobic slur. Also, I can't swim so I immediately drown and die. you learn a lot about roaches
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Nov 20, 2023 20:04
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AnimeIsTrash posted:it was picked because it was about a white guy teaching a black guy how to be black he's a wop, and really, what business does any wop have telling anyone else how to behave
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Nov 20, 2023 20:08
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AnimeIsTrash posted:it was picked because it was about a white guy teaching a black guy how to be black It should've been Roma, but Spielberg and co were still whining about Netflix, so we had to suffer this indignity instead.
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Nov 20, 2023 20:12
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These "we're all going in the same direction, support us" is funny when you look at where democrats really put their effort in. Of the top 10 most expensive congressional races in 2022: Democrats outspent Republicans in 7 of them. Of those 7: 1 was a no-shot effort against MTG 3 were in relatively close districts in favor of moderates 3 were in completely safe blue districts with the bulk of the spending being towards defeating primaries to the left of the incumbent. Henry Cuellar spent more money , and had more outside money spent in his favor, to defeat Jessica Cisneros, than Adam Frisch, the guy who came close to unseating Lauren Boebert (the closest election that dems lost in 2022). That's the main thing to understand about the democratic party: better a thousand seats flip republican than a single blue seat move slightly to the left.
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Nov 20, 2023 20:15
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DACK FAYDEN posted:nichael I want you to know this: my wife
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joepinetree posted:These "we're all going in the same direction, support us" is funny when you look at where democrats really put their effort in. Of the top 10 most expensive congressional races in 2022: and this makes complete sense when you look at the structure of the democratic party. of course the party supports keeping their jobs more than winning, they lose their power if they lose their jobs and they don't gain any power within the party by winning new seats. the chair of the Texas or Florida democratic party has no reason to make enemies in the hopes of winning more seats, how does their state turning blue make them more powerful? if anything, it would weaken their power as there would be other power bases inside the party beside their own.
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spacetoaster posted:Are you advocating that people vote for Trump? Sure, of course. It’s just that, for many/most, the line is “the other guy.” It’s unsatisfying, I suppose, but it’s an intractable reality and I’m not going to let angst over it eliminate my small amount of influence. If I really believed that a victory for Democrats was doing some harm that would be prevented by their loss I would weigh my options. But there is absolutely no evidence of that or even anything remotely close.
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Nov 20, 2023 20:32
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she starts protectively & proactively shielding her chest with her arms as soon as he starts talking to her. kids can smell pervs a mile away.
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Nov 20, 2023 21:33
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spacetoaster posted:Are you advocating that people vote for Trump? you should vote for trump
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Nov 20, 2023 22:02
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"You're not voting for Trump, are you?" No, I don't support genocidal rapists. "Oh, so you're voting for Biden?" No, I don't support genocidal rapists. "So you ARE voting for Trump!" No, I
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docbeard posted:"You're not voting for Trump, are you?" yes, i’m voting for trump.
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