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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



None of em are as cool as a crab with a cigarette



I'm not sure whether that wraps it around to successful or dumb marketing, though.

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Crab's even cooler, he's buying this round.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Brawnfire posted:

Crab's even cooler, he's buying this round.

I assumed it was gambling but that works too

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I've had him all wrong. I always thought he was shellfish.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Tiggum posted:

Is this one of those "actually paid for by a tobacco company" anti-smoking ads, and therefore a very savvy marketing move?

Yeah.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

In any event, I'm certain that crab is voiced by Danny DeVito

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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Brawnfire posted:

It's got a real "nervously smoking during a police interrogation" energy

The dog looks like he's halfway through telling his buddy about the carp that lives in his bathtub and how much he hates that carp.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

SatansOnion posted:

In any event, I'm certain that crab is voiced by Danny DeVito

That's the secret- all frogs are.
Edit: CRABS I MEAN CRABS.

But frogs are, too.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Ducks know how to blaze it.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
I loved that cartoon as a kid. I also thought the town where kids could break stuff in Pinocchio was cool too.

Verdugo
Jan 5, 2009


Lipstick Apathy

Fishstick posted:

So where can i get quality zoo reviews

Is there a Yelp for zoos?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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No, I think you're confused. This is Professor Owl and the Mucinex commercial guy, not yelp for zoos.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

🩵 coming right at you

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008



:drat:
I never thought I'd see Doug or Emmy Jo ever again

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Xlorp posted:

:drat:
I never thought I'd see Doug or Emmy Jo ever again

They really hoped the same about you :(

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



What?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Did someone blind captain Picard?

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012


"Do it to 'em" in the context of the pictured film means "commit genocide"

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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FutonForensic posted:

"Do it to 'em" in the context of the pictured film means "commit genocide"

:stonk: wait what

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

That scene in the film is right before De Niro takes Di Caprio's characters to a masonic temple to spank him for loving up his job; that is what the paramount peeps meant. But, Killer of the Flower Moon is about white people murdering Native Americans for their oil money, so it looks like paramount is supporting that.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

This fruit stall in my office building is very forward.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
lickable wallpaper?

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
I would always talk about that place by rhyming the name with putz

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Non Compos Mentis posted:

lickable wallpaper?

The schnozberries taste like schnozberries!

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

All things are lickable.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



sleepy gary posted:

All things are lickable.
              |    /
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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

sleepy gary posted:

All things are lickable once

Ironhead
Jan 19, 2005

Ironhead. Mmm.


Brother Tadger posted:

The schnozberries taste like schnozberries!

Didn't that dude get to marry Christina Hendricks? I think that worked out for him.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Ironhead posted:

Didn't that dude get to marry Christina Hendricks? I think that worked out for him.

Worked out while they were married, sure.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
File this under "quite possibly intentional but still probably belongs here":



Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Why does a 20 year old TV show have an official social media account

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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It’s popular with people who just watch the office all day as background noise*

*me

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Admiral Joeslop posted:

Why does a 20 year old TV show have an official social media account

We are broken as a generation and can only enjoy slop served to us regularly

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Beachcomber posted:

What happened?

Sorry, hadn't checked this thread in a while. Half the zoo got converted to gardens and green space, there's hardly any exhibits now compared to what there used to be.

A lot of my gripes come from how the zoo is run and the motivations of the higher ups, how funding gets distributed, how staff get treated as a result of that, etc. It's not just me who thinks this either, I got the good fortune of going on a field trip that involved a lot of long term keepers and got to listen to them talk about how much everything changed during their time there. Boils down to being infected with toxic corporatism and everything terrible that goes along with that.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Why does a 20 year old TV show have an official social media account

Millenials and Zoomers yearn for the days when you can support yourself with an office job. Movies like Office Space and Fight Club aged poorly.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Detective No. 27 posted:

Millenials and Zoomers yearn for the days when you can support yourself with an office job. Movies like Office Space and Fight Club aged poorly.

Oh geez your job is boring and you feel unfulfilled? Your huge home is sterile and soulless? Got some ennui there buddy? That sounds rough. Welp, off to my third job a gig delivery driver so I don't become homeless. :lol:

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
Only 5% of Americans work more than one job. Although nobody should have to work more than one job, it is not particularly common.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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StillFullyTerrible posted:

Only 5% of Americans work more than one job. Although nobody should have to work more than one job, it is not particularly common.

Only 5% of Americans work more than one job over the table.

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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1 in 20 is still pretty common.

edit poo poo is that 5% of employed americans or 5% of all americans?
edit 2 - it is 5.2% of the workforce, which is still pretty loving common

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